The Story of My Life

Courtney, 26 from New Jersey living in Glasgow. Veterinarian 👩🏼‍⚕️🐶🐱

[eliminated]

[guessididntdie]

“how the fuck did my glasses get dirty when they’ve been on my face the entire fucking time” a biography

[luxgalador]

tell ur dogs i said hi ok?

[andallshallbewell]

[lemonsweet-moved]

Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating

[theamiableanachronism]

#if i do not treat the oven as a friend then it will not be kind to the things i bake in it #and we can't have that (via @forfutureglory )

[jaredduck]

guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science

[s-o-n-p-a-r-i-deactivated202401]

I have one braincell and I use it to overthink

[o-r-k-i-d-e-deactivated20210105]

[daminwayne]

I have two moods:

constant panic and worrying about every little detail

yolo

[girlofdogs]

i like to think that our blogs are just our own little personal museums of all the things we like, and we can visit each other’s museums and leave nice notes at the reception.

[sagihairius]

CAPTCHA  1: check this box

CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers

CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it

CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life

CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left me

[thoodleoo]

big fan of dipping a warm piece of bread into various sauces

[julykings]

some of the best things:

waking up at the same time as the sun

when the light comes thru leaves in little floating spots

sunset (everything golden + highlighted)

walking just to walk

hearing ur favorite song 

sitting outside w/ good ppl 

feeling love

[mondkaelte]

concept: polaroid pics of you and me

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?

me:

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[sweet-memes20]