The Official Men Provider

25, she/they, problematic just the way God intended, greasy fujo and men sexualizer. 18+ advisory. You have been warned.

[nibblyjimbles]

We're so back...

[nibblyjimbles]

Okay, so...

It HAS been a while. I'm bored and I wanna draw more hot Homestuck guys. I'll look through my asks over the course of the weekend, but please. Let me know what hot Homestuck/Hiveswap guys I should draw, I'll pick the most popular response.

[ccin]

Makara’s House 1

[rainbowpuppet]

3D modelling is my passion

[nibblyjimbles]

Cant be as bad as Sporeidan

[nibblyjimbles]

just wondering if you only accept usd

or more specifically if youd accept gbp

yes, I can and will accept payments in other currencies!

[shoe109]

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

[nibblyjimbles]

which homestuck character which you want 2 fuck da most

Im not good at choosing, all of them men are good ;-;

[nibblyjimbles]

regarding my last ask, I DID make outfit references for those who are genuinely thinking of doing a cosplay or drawing the characters in these outfits.

[nibblyjimbles]

My personal flaw is staring at the techwear leotard and knowing how to sew that vs me knowing damn well its going to take me at least three months (otherwise known as: am i allowed to cosplay that? I dont have a twitter/insta/tiktok but i do attend conventions regularly so i could credit on tumblr tho)

If you do make it, for the love of fuck show me, I bet that’d be super fun to cosplay.

[nibblyjimbles]

Mallek in my mouth Monday

My guy it is almost friday.

[nibblyjimbles]

If their happy trails aren’t in the shape of cartoon pine trees, I don’t want ‘em. 🌲

[nibblyjimbles]

hgmmhgnmhhfff

[nibblyjimbles]

If their happy trails aren’t in the shape of cartoon pine trees, I don’t want ‘em. 🌲

[nibblyjimbles]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL BUT WE HAVE OFFICIAL SOLLUX MIDRIFF NOW IN HS2

So I've seen! still disappointed he didnt get canon bee undies. (Its still canon to me <3)

[brostriders-deactivated20231129]

i looove the thought of dave growing up to be larger and more fit than bro to the point where he actually can overpower him and wins strifes. bro would be sooo pissed off about it it hurts his ego and pride so bad but it also gives him major boners hes like fuck you fuxk you fuck you but also fuck ME

[nibblyjimbles]

I don't care if he's evil, his dick is huge.

[nibblyjimbles]

Genuine question for my followers, which do you fall under?

Proship

Profic

Proship/profic

Neutral/not picking sides

Antiship

Voting ended onSep 1, 2023

[nibblyjimbles]

bro how are there antis on my blog like... I'm a greasy proship mf, why are y'all here???? /gen

[nibblyjimbles]

i want mituna to sexually harass me

same anon.