Yikes

steam: beezubee

[acidocasualidad]

[monkeysiu]

THANK YOU  THANK YOU  THANK YOU 

[ommanyte]

you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit

[mattibee]

you absolute pumpkin spiced buffoon 

[ommanyte]

you salted caramel bastard

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid

[kotenok-deactivated20240301]

maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[solardrake]

Fuck dude! I’m purble

[commiegf]

one direction was right… she’s insecure

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[mcburn]

adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

howcome the president always wins the election

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78

[malykotek]

Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

that’s just what men are like