Roleplay Memes

A collection of Prompt Memes and Sentence Starters for RolePlay

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Spotify top 100 songs, a lyric from each song 

One lyric from each song on my spotify top 100 songs of 2019 list for use as sentence starters. 40% of this list is opera and lyric-less classical music which has limited this meme to about sixty prompts. 

Why do I follow you and where do you go? 

I must work on my mind

She’s a protester

When I was five, I fell in love. It didn’t last 

There are pies on the carousel, have a slice 

I’ll never fall in love 

Birds fall from the window ledge above mine, then they flap their wings at the last second 

Tear the promise from my heart 

Once upon a time I had fate in my hands and the confidence of a million regimes. 

Boys give it up without a fight 

I didn’t know if I would live or die

This will be our year, took a long time to come 

Now the battle is on

Just look around and tell me what you see 

You need to straighten your posture and suck in your gut 

It feels like a long time since I was free 

Don’t look down 

I smoke too but not as much as you 

They would string you up gladly if they knew just how lazy you’d been 

He never even made it to his twenties 

Just because I’m human, they don’t want my help 

We sat on our own star and we dreamed of the way we were, the way that we wanted to be 

Everybody loves me baby, what’s the matter with you? Won’t you tell me, what did I do to offend you? 

It seemed like he read my mind 

There’s a war going on out there somewhere 

Sometimes in the morning, I am petrified and can’t move. Awake but cannot open my eyes 

Frankly, they’re all on my last nerve 

I’m not trying to tempt you, that wouldn’t be right 

Don’t lets be beastly to the Germans 

well pull yourself together, keep calm carry on 

We’ll I’ve been elected to rock your asses ‘till midnight 

Don’t you think it’s time to swim to shore? 

I was brought up in taffeta dresses and taught to be pretty and precious 

I could never bring a life to an end 

You know I’m helpless from your mesmerizing cat call 

I came in from the outside, burnt out from a joyride 

I’m telling it to your face so you don’t have in hear it in another place 

Just enough money to buy some quality food 

You’ll be judge on sight and made to fit 

I know it don’t thrill you, I hope it don’t kill you 

Some people say that a man’s made out of mud, a poor man’s made from muscle and blood 

Love is a losing game 

 I love everybody because I love you 

We’ll buy what we can afford 

Let me teach you how to handle all the sorrow in your soul 

I’m going to stab you in the eye with a foreign object 

Why don’t my mother love me?! 

I would say I’m sorry if I thought that it change your mind 

Those evil natured robots, well they’re programmed to destroy us 

This perfect moment will soon be leaving me 

Take a breath, look around, swallow your pride 

Oh the hours I had to spend, to master it in the end 

I could have just flipped the sign, charged him anything, taken everything he’d got. 

If there was someone you could live without, would you do so? 

I’ll run naked in the street without my mask on 

Come on you scamps, get up you sinners, you’re all too full of expensive dinners! 

You’ve got trouble my friend 

I heard they were looking for a saviour 

It is ignorant hateful talk like yours which makes this world a place our boys could not live in 

Don’t ask me questions, I’m frightened of questions 

That’s what pretty boys should do

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Song Lyrics I just really happen to like || Part one??? 

Song Lyrics as sentence starters. Just a bunch of shit from my spotify which I think make good starters. May or may not be a part 2. The usual invitation to change pronouns to fit etc

If you can’t beat ‘em, make ‘em bleed like pigs 

Save nothing for the cameras, play the angles all night 

I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers 

Home, is where I want to be 

The less we say about it the better 

I guess that this must be the place 

Love is a murderer 

Tell me a lie, make it easy for me 

Dance with me until I feel alright 

You know I love you so bad 

I don’t believe in love 

You do it to yourself, you do, and that’s what really hurts 

Can’t get the stink off, it’s been hanging round for days 

I was a young boy who had big plans but now I’m just a shitty old man 

Life’s a bitch and so am I 

Oh my god, I’m turning out like my dad 

The world owes me so fuck you 

I’m a cynical 'con and I’m far too lazy change 

They’re yesterdays heroes in last night’s clothes 

You better not run 

No-one gets you anymore 

There’s none so blind as those who don’t agree 

I could go off the deep end, I could kill all my best friends 

I’ve got an angry heart, filled with cancers and poppy tarts 

If this is how you folks make art, it’s fucking depressing 

It;s sad to know there’s no honest way out 

I’m not a courageous man 

I like you so much better when you’re naked 

I’m so nervous, I don’t know what to do 

I only smoke when I’m with you 

He was never in his right mind, no defense 

Like every time before, she got close but missed 

I could stand some lovin’ oh so bad 

I feel so funny, I feel so sad 

Come on, save my soul 

Don’t play that song for me, ‘cos it brings back memories 

Please stop it right away 

I don’t want to hold you and feel so helpless 

I will never know the way it feels to be just anyone 

You may ask me why I want to torch my hometown 

I wanna fight wars and I wanna die young so please stop saying like father like son 

I’m gonna make you wish that you’d never been born 

If I was in your blood, then you wouldn’t be so ugly 

I’m telling it to you straight, so you don’t have to hear it another way 

I hear only what I want to here

Although I’m just a beginner, I don’t see you as a winner 

I have to believe in something, have to believe just the one thing 

spare a listen for a restless fool 

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Send 🎸and a blog name and I will create a five song playlist about my muse’s relationship with that muse 

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Send 🎵 and a title of one of my threads and I will post a song I associate with it 

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Just a big ol’ bunch of Tom Waits Lyrics ||

Fishin’ for a good time starts with throwing in your line 

Let’s put a new coat of paint on this lonesome old town 

He’s leaving and he’s never coming back 

You’re lying through your pain 

You ain’t got the courage to leave 

You’re always gonna be there when he calls 

There’s fifteen feet of snow in the east

It’s colder than a well digger’s ass 

The radio’s gone off the air 

You’re looking for the heart of Saturday night

Tonight will be like nothing you’ve ever seen 

It’s hard to win when you always lose 

Two dead ends and you’ve still got to choose 

The bartenders, they all know my name 

You can’t be loviing someone who’s savage and cruel 

I want squeeze you but I’m scared to death I’ll break your back 

If this is love we’re crazy 

It’s too cold to be walking out in the streets 

We do crazy things when we’re wounded 

I admit that I ain’t no angel

I’m selfish and cruel but you’re blind 

If I exorcise my Devils then my Angels might leave too 

I wish to god you’d leave me 

We’re all as mad as hatters here 

You must say goodbye to me 

Don’t fall asleep while you’re ashore 

Idependant as a hog on ice 

they’ll never give a dime to you 

I’m full of bourbon I can’t stand up 

All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes 

The bricks are all scarred with Jailhouse tattoos 

Everyone’s behaving like dogs 

All the rooms smell like diesel and you take on the dreams of those who slept there 

Everyone starts off with bad directions 

There’s nothing wrong with her $100 won’t fix 

I hope that I don’t fall in love with you 

Faling in love just makes me blue 

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Just a big ol’ bunch of AC/DC Lyrics || 

Sentence starters taken from AC/DC songs. Change pronouns as needed 

Season ticket on a one way ride 

Taking everything in my stride 

I’m on the highway to hell 

Nobody’s gonna mess me around

I’m on my way to the promised land 

Loose lips sink ships 

Let’s get it up

Inject the venom 

And I knew there was no help from you 

The thunder of guns tore me apart 

You’ve been thunderstruck 

Broke all the rules, played all the fools 

I was shaking at the knees 

For those about to rock we salute you 

Rock and Roll ain’t noise polution 

In the beginning, back in 1955... 

Let there be sound, there was sound 

And it came to pass that Rock and Roll was born 

Everybody was a super star with a seven year itch 

Gonna tell you a story about a woman I know 

Ain’t exactly pretty, ain’t exactly small 

Listen to the money talk 

I ain’t too young to worry but I ain;t too old to cry

I’m just another empty head 

One of these days I’m going to change my evil ways 

I ain’t too old to hurry ‘cos I ain’t too old to die, but I sure am hard to beat 

Pick up the phone, I’m always home, Call me anytime 

Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap 

Come right in, forget about him. We’ll have ourselves a ball 

I’m uppper upper class, high society 

The social pages say I’ve got the biggest balls of all 

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure are the balls that I like best 

If they get enough rope, they might even hang 

The curse of love is the cause of the pain 

She’s got the jack 

But how was I to know she’d been dealt with before? 

If I’d have know what she was dealing out, I’d have dealt her back 

and who knows what else 

She was the best damn woman that I’d ever seen 

She told me to come but I was already there 

You shook me all night long 

Now I’m back in the ring to take another swing 

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Oliver! || Part Three 

Sentence starters taken from the West End cast recording of Oliver! Feel free to change pronouns as needed 

Line up! Single file

You can go but be back soon

Fare thee well but be back soon

Do not forget this tune

There’s a sixpence here for twenty

I love you that’s why, I say cheerio not goodbye

Give me one last long look, bless you

It’s sad but true that parting is such sweet sorrow

Stop thief!

I call upon our Goddess of the virtues to give us a rendition of the old school song

There’s a little ditty they’re singing in the city especially when they’ve been on the gin or the beer

They all suppose what they want to suppose

Secretly he’d buy it and drink it on the quiet

An inch or two and she knows when to say when

She was from the country, but now she’s up a gumtree, she let a fella feed her then lead her astray

She is no longer the same blushing rose

Strong men tremble when they hear it, they’ve got cause enough to fear it

They know I could tear their throats out

He’d never heard of my name

Poor bloke, a shame he was so green

Oh yes, he does need me

Who else would love him still?

I miss him so much when he is gone but when he’s near me I don’t let on

He doesn’t say the things he should

All the same I play this game his way

Who will buy my sweet red roses? two blooms for a penny

Who will tie it up with a ribbon and put it in a box for me?

I’m so high I swear I could fly

So what am I to do, to keep the sky so blue?

Where is the man with all the money?  

Tell ‘em all about us would you?

Am I? Well take care that I don’t overdo it!

Do you know who you are and what you are?

After tonight he’s a liar and a theif and all that’s bad

No violence!

A man’s got a heart. hasn’t he?

I’d be the first to say I wasn’t a saint

I’m reviewing the situation

Can a fella be a villain all his life?

I think I better think it out again

I’d rather sleep, anyway

So where should I go somebody?

All my dearest companions have always been vllians and theives

So a job I’m getting possibly. I wonder who my boss wil be?

I’m a baddun and a baddun I shall stay

I don’t want nobdoy hurt for me or made to do the dirt for me

There is no inbetween for me but who will change the scene for me?

That was the mite with the large appetite

And to think we nearly stupidly went and lost track of him

Whatever else I do I won’t turn on him

I won’t betray your trust, though people say I must

Oh my good lord no!

Live up to your name

He’s on the roof!

Can somebody change? It’s possible

All my dearest companions and tresures, I’ve left them behind

Who knows what I may find

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Oliver! || Part Two 

Sentence starters taken from the West End Cast Recording of Oliver! Feel free to change the pronouns as needed 

Here’s the boy now where’s my money?

You won’t mind sleeping among coffins I suppose

Well I don’t suppose it matters whether you do or you don’t, cos you can’t sleep nowhere else

Where is love?

Will I ever know the sweet hello that’s meant for only me?

Who can say where she might hide

Consider yourself one of the family

It’s clear we’re going to get along

There isn’t a lot to spare

Who cares? Whatever we got we share

We don’t want to have no fuss

After some consideration we can say, consider yourself one of us

Then the drinks are on the house!

We’ve taken to you so strong

It’s wise to be handy with a rolling pin when the landlord comes to call

In this one thing counts, in the bank large amounts

I’m afraid these don’t grow on trees

Why should we break our backs stupidly paying tax?

Charity’s fine, subscribe to mine!

Robin Hood what a crook, gave away what he took

Who says crime doesn’t pay

Everything’s clear, attack the rear

When I see someone rich, both my thumbs start to itch

Make them your models my dear

You see my handkerchief? See if you can take it from me like you saw the other’s do

We’ll have less of that if you don’t mind

Too much gin can be a dangerous thing for a poor young girl

If you don’t mind having to go without things, it’s a fine life

Let the prudes look down on us, let the wide world frown on us

Don’t have to sin to eat

Keep the candle burning until it burns out

You don’t dare cry

We’ve got our bed and board

I’d do anything, for you dear, anything

For you mean everything to me

Would you lace my shoe?

I’d risk everything, for one kiss, everything

Would you rob a shop?

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Oliver! || Part One

Setence starters taken from the West End cast recording of Oliver! Feel free to change pronouns as needed 

Is is worth the waiting for? 

Food glorious food! 

There’s not a crust or crumb we can find 

What next is the question

Three banquets a day, our favourite diet 

What is it we dream about? 

Don’t care what it looks like 

For what you are about to receive, may the lord make you truly thankful 

Please sir? I want some more 

Before we put the lad to task, may I be so curious as to ask his name

Never before has a boy wanted more 

Won’t ask for more when he knows what’s in store 

What will he do when he’s turned black and blue 

There’s a sooty chimeny long overdue for sweepin’ out

Let’s us face this case, it’s unprecedented quite utterly 

Lock him up, collect his belongings and bring him back to me when you’re done 

You’re a cruel man and a hard hearted man beside

Dear me, what a curious question coming from a single man 

I shall scream!

Did I nearly catch you smiling? 

Let a suitor do his duty 

For the safety of my virtue I shall scream 

You should have me in your power if I sat here for an hour 

You’re  a naughty, bad man! 

Get a good price for him 

That or there abouts 

Come take a peek 

He’s a born undertaker’s mute 

There’ll be horses with big black plumes to escort us to the family tombs 

That’s your funeral 

We’re just here to glamourise you for that big, dark sleep 

You can’t come back when you’re burried 

We will not reduce our prices 

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Headwig and the Angry Inch || Part Two 

Sentence Starters taken from the Broadway cast recording of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Feel free to change pronouns as needed. 

I’ve never put on women’s clothes

War, they say, is hell

We found sanctuary in the hurt locker

We will be consumed when love explodes

My guardian angle fell asleep on the watch

I had to get out, had to sever old ties

I changed my name, assumed a disguise

On nights like this, when the world’s a bit amiss

I get down, I feel had. Feel on the verge of going mad

I put on some makeup

I look back on where I’m from

The stranegst things seem suddenly routine

Until I wake up and I turn back to myself

Turn up the 8-track

Okay everyone - it’s my favourite part of the song

I’m never turning back

You know the sun is in your eyes

You turn it on and off at will

There’s nothing here to thrill or bring you down

If you’ve got no other choice, you know you can follow my voice

Lady luck has lead you here

They’ll twist you up I fear

The wind’s so cold it burns

The fates are vicious and they’re cruel

Look what you’ve done

You know I loved you hun

You gigolo

I’m just another dollar that you made in your long, long grift

Another hustle has been run

This fool can no longer be swayed by the tools of your trade

Another sucker stiffed

No matter how hard I’ve tried, I end up black and blue

I lost a piece of my heart

I gave a piece to the rockstar, he took the good stuff and ran

All sewn up

You make such an exquisite corpse

Forgive me for I did not know

I was just a boy but you were so much more  

Now I understand how much I took from you

You think that luck has left you there

Maybe there’s nothing up in the sky but air

There’s no mystical design

It seems the stranger’s always you

It’s a wicked little town

Know that you’re whole

You’re shining like the brightest star

All the strange rock and rollers- you know you’re doing alright

Hold on to each other

You’ve gotta hold on tonight

All the misfits and the losers

Lift up your hands

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Headwig and the Angry Inch || Part One 

Sentence starters taken from the Broadway cast recording of Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Feel free to change Pronouns  as needed. 

Ladies and gentlemen, whether you like it or not 

Don’t you know me? 

I was born on the other side of a town ripped in two

They try and tear me down 

Now everyone wants to take a stab, and decorate me with blood, graffiti and spit 

We thought the wall would stand forever, but now it’s gone we don’t know who we are anymore 

There ain’t much of a difference between a bridge and a wall 

They never knew nothing of love 

It was before the origin of love 

Now, the gods grew quite scared of our strength and definace 

I’ll split them right down the middle, going to cut them right down in half 

If we don’t behave, they’ll cut us down again

we’ll be hopping round on one foot and looking through one eye 

The last time I saw you, we had just split in two 

I could swear by your expression that the pain down in your soul was the same as the one down in mine 

You had blood on your face, I had blood in my eyes 

It was a sad story how we became lonely two legged creatures 

I’ve got a sweet tooth 

If you got some sugar for me, sugar daddy bring it home 

You’re my orange blossom honeybear 

Bring me Versache blue jeans, black designer underwear 

It’s the sweetest taste I know 

Every gift you bring me gets me dripping like a honeycomb 

I want all the luxuries of the modern age 

You buy me the dress, I’ll be more woman than a man like you can stand 

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First Lyrics from Musicals as Sentence Starters ||

Does what it says on the tin. A bunch of first lines from the opening songs of various musicals. Feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.

Good news

In times like these we have no words, only each other

Dear Diary, I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone

My hands pluck the things I know that I’ll need 

My mummy says I’m a miracle 

Divorced, beheaded,died 

Have you been writing those letters to yourself? 

Hello 

It’s a cautionary tale of fear and lust and pride

Once upon a time there was a railroad line 

Welcome to the rock 

Come on! go, go 

Look down, Look down. Don’t look them in the eye 

Trust your feet in Price and son, our work is tried and true 

I’ll be strumming my axe in a basement dive with my totally kick ass band 

The sun is shining it’s a lovely day 

Salome and good evening to you my friends 

Them streets down there? They sucked the life out my old man. They’re not doing that to me 

Who’s left in town who hasn’t gone? 

Is it worth the waiting for? 

Ladies and Gentleman, whether you like it or not

Woke up today, feeling the way I always do

The Gods are real 

Maybe far away or maybe real nearby 

Morning in Paris, the city awakes to the bells of Notre Dame 

War of the Rose’s, Chaucers Tales, the brutal fuedal system

Are you blind when you’re born?

Some folks dream of the wonders they’ll do before their timeon this planet is through 

There’s a war going on out there somewhere 

There is an Island where rivers run deep

I wish 

God I hope I get it 

Bonjour, salute and welcome to this quiet portion of the ocean floor 

When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way 

There’s a bright golden haze on the meadow 

What’s shaking brothers and sisters? 

My mind is clearer now 

Oh what a circus, oh what a show

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Final Lyrics from Musicals as sentence starters ||

A list of last lines from a selection of musical closing songs. Feel free to change pronouns etc as needed 

Who lives, who dies, who tells your story 

We’re six 

Sugar, butter, flour 

All I see is sky for forever 

Beautiful 

I still have maggots in my scrotum 

I’m home 

We’re all stars 

Welcome to the rock 

Brothers, Goodnight 

Oh my god, you guys 

It’s the circle of life 

Come on, let’s go 

Good news 

Its the future that remains when tomorrow comes 

Just be beautiful 

Everything in life is only for now 

I just love a happy ending 

Welcome to falsetto land 

I’m the king of New York 

What we need is individuality 

Who can tell what I might find 

All you gotta do is dream and baby we’ll be there 

Blood on the pavement will ruin your prom

Spread the love around 

I will always love you 

I’ll be back next summer 

I got you 

From an old movie with Marilyn Munroe 

Working nine to five 

Welcome to America where everything is new 

Give me my coloured coloured coat, my amazing coloured coat 

And all that jazz 

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Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street || Part 2 

Taken from Sweeney Todd, feel free to change pronouns as needed 

You hear this foolish man?!

Glad as always to oblige my friends and neighbours

Before the week is out, that’s what he said

Don’t distress yourself, what’s the rush?

Keep your thoughts nice and lush

Wait, love..wait

I’ve been thinking flowers, maybe daisies, to brighten up the room

I have news for you my friend

When I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctence

Excuse me, my lord, may I request, my lord, permission, my lord, to speak

Forgive me if I suggest, my lord, you’re looking less than your best, my lord

Perhaps I am a little overhasty in the mornings

An honor to receive your patronage, my lord

You’re in a merry mood today

Now then my friend, now to your purpose

Patience, enjoy it

Revenge can’t be taken in haste

I had him!

His throat was there and he’ll never come again!

Why did I wait? You told me to wait!

They all deserve to die

The lives of the wicked should be made breif while death to the rest of us will be a relief

I will have vengence

I will have salvation

I want you bleeders

In the meantime I’ll practice on less honourable throats

I’m alive at last and I’m full of joy

That’s all very well but what are we going to do about him?

Seems an awful waste

Think of it as thrift

Good, you’ve got it

It’s man devouring man out there, so who are we to deny it in here?

Desperate measures are called for

I think we shall not meet again, my little dove, my sweet

Nice to see you dearie, how have you been keeping?

What’s my secret?

Come again tomorrow

Bless my eyes, fresh supplies

I’m so happy

I could eat you up, I really could

Don’t you wanna know?

That’s the life I covert

Anything you say

We’ll have chums over every Friday

We’ll grow old together

We shouldn’t try it until it’s legal

A seaside wedding could be devised

Nothing’s going to harm you, not while I’m around

Demons are prowling everywhere nowadays

I got ways

No-one’s going to hurt you. No-one’s going to dare

Not to worry

I might not be smart but I’m not dumb

I will never hide a thing from you, unlike some

You just stay here, nice and quiet

I’ve never had dreams only nightmares 

They never go away 

No good hiding, I saw you 

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Sweeney Todd : Demon Barber of Fleet Street || Part 1 

Taken from Sweeney Todd. Feel free to changes pronouns, titles etc as needed 

I have sailed the world, beheld it’s wonders 

There’s no place like London

You are young, life has been kind to you. You will learn 

There’s a hole in the world like a great black pit 

The cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru 

My mind is far from easy

She was beautiful 

She was his reason and his life 

He was... naive 

Oh, that was many years ago, I doubt if anyone would know 

You might find me if you like, around fleet street I wouldn’t wonder 

Until then my friend 

A customer! 

Wait! What’s the rush? What’s the hurry? 

Do forgive me is my head’s a little vague 

Would you like a drop of ale? 

Here, drink this. You’ll need it

Lately all her neighbour’s cats have disappeared 

Just the thought of it’s enough to make you sick 

People think it’s haunted 

Years ago, something happened up there

A proper artist with a knife 

Poor thing 

Ah, but there was worse yet to come

He blames himself for her dreadful plight

He was there alright, only not so contrite 

These are my friends 

See how they glisten 

My faithful friend 

Speak to me friend, whisper - I’ll listen 

I’ve come home to find you waiting 

We’ll do wonders, won’t we? 

Always had a fondness for you, I did 

Silver’s good enough for me 

You shall drip rubies 

Green finch and linnet bird, nightingale, black bird how is it you sing? 

How can you remain, staring at the rain, battered by the stars? 

If I cannot fly, let me sing 

My cage has many rooms dammask and dark 

Teach me to be more adaptive 

I’ll steal you 

Do they think that walls can hide you? 

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? 

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair? 

I will show you a miracle, wonderous, rare

Was it quick sir? 

Pardon me ma’am what’s that awful stench? 

What is this? 

I wouldn’t touch it if I were you dear 

Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through 

I blow you a kiss 

I say to you, it’s nothing but an errant fraud 

I’ve serviced no kings 

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Avenue Q || Part 3 

Prompts taken from Avenue Q. Feel free to change pronouns as needed 

When I see how sad you are, it kind of makes me happy

Schadenfreude, making me feel glad I’m not you

Don’t you feel all warm and cosy watching people out in the rain?

Fuck you lady, that’s what stairs are for!

The world needs people like you and me, who’ve been knocked around by fate

I wish I could go back to college

What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again

I don’t know who I am any more

I wanna to go back to my room and find a message in dry erase pen on the door

I need an academic advisor to point the way

When you help other’s you wind up helping yourself

I can’t - I need it, I’m homeless!

I feel generous, I feel compassionate

I’m going to do something for someone else

Give me your money

No, no,no!  go away, I’m busy

Why does everyhting have to be so hard

Then I don’t even know why I’m alive

Everyone goes around a little empty inside

Swallow your pride for now

Nothing lasts, life goes on

You’re going to have to make a few compromises

For now we’re healthy

For now we’re happy if not overjoyed

We’ll accept the things we cannot avoid

Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now

Life may be scary, but it’s only temporary

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Avenue Q || Part 2 

Prompts taken from Avenue Q. Feel free to change pronouns as needed 

I can make you feel special when it sucks to be you

Let me make you feel sepcial for an hour or two

No-one cares who are or what you say

You can feel like somebody with me

When your date’s in the bathroom, I’ll slip you my card

I can tell just by looking, that you’ve got it hard for me

You can be as loud as the hell you want when you’re making love

You can’t put your finger there!

Hell no, I won’t tell them to quieten down

Don’t let the neighbours stop you from having fun

They'll have peace and quiet when you’re good and done

It sure can get lonely at night

Who painted the kitten?

Have you been shy all this time?

I never thought, the things in my head could really happen in my bed

Who would think I’d see the day where I heard you say what I think you said?

I want you to have this. It’s a penny I carry around for good luck

I want you to know, the time that we’ve spent, how great it’s been, how much it’s meant

I’m afraid I like you more than I’ve ever liked any guy before

Oh, I wish you could meet my girlfiend

She couldn’t be sweeter, I wish you could meet her

I email her every single day just to make sure everything’s okay

I love her, I miss her, I can’t wait to kiss her

There’s a fine fine line between reality and pretend

You never know ‘till you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb

I guess if someone doesn’t love you back it isn’t such a crime

I don’t have the time to waste on you any more

For my own sanity, I gotta close the door and walk away

You’ve gotta go after the things you want while you’re still in your prime

There is life outside your apartment. I know it’s hard to conceive

Alright, get off your ass and stop worrying

There is cool shit to do but it won’t come to you

No thanks, I’m staying in

Alright everyone, he’s resisting

We could go to the zoo

We could sit in the park smoking pot

We’ll be fine thank you, see ya!

Hope you don’t get gonorrhea!

Why can’t people get along and love eachother

The more you love someone the more you want to kill them

That’s why your love’s so strong you’d like to make him die

Love and hate, they’re like to brothers who go on a date