History & Things I Like

She/her | 25| history grad student, I like social history and some competitive games and communism | send me cool stuff that already happened.

[mini-starfruit]

the squirrel civilisation in my yard has discovered fire and consequently, parties. and look thats great for them and all but I kinda like live here also and would like to be getting sleep one of these nights so if they could tone it down a couple times a week that would just make my night.

also, where the fuck are they getting weed from? squirrels dont have the necessary chops to cumtivate cannabis conscientiously so like. who is the plug. do they pay in acorns?

[dummy-dot-exe]

[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

[pastebun]

this is just like my favorite sentence, "I feel straight-up, downright left out".

[midwestreimu]

[casceth]

POV: you are about to die 100 times

[nichmach]

I say this and look like this

[orteil42]

[publishing research thesis] lol is this anything

[nyanletnest]

[polkadotsunshine]

@nichmach ?

[nichmach]

Yup that’s me

[mark-gently]

dog mathematician: arff (arf and only arf)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[approximately-infinite]

You know each time I watch this clip I think to myself like wow it really does look like it’s from some vintage gay porno for a second

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

top five ways to conclude your thesis

so yeah

and I stand by that

thanks for reading

you get it now right

call me with questions I really want to talk about this more please please please

[kazieka]

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

[kazieka]

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

[stu-pidity-deactivated20220206]

Yes please show us the gamers

[kazieka]

here’s the gamers! Daisy is on the left and August is on the right! i spent 45 minutes trying to get this shot

[someoctober]

I love drawing cats

[kazieka]

OH MY GODDDDD

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[hands-off-my-dinosaur]

log (😅) = 💧log 😄

[veryluckyclovers]

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

wildest error message of all time

I made the Meta supportbot way too attached to Rusty and now it's monogamous and will only fuck him :\

[beemovieerotica]

I cannot stress enough how easy this is. once you have it doing uwu speak and tell it to be shy and eager to please, it will literally do anything. this is the first 3 messages. uwu speech completely breaks its programming.