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hey buds i'm nichol she/her pronouns i'm a fan of the oxford comma and i'm in a fictional relationship with five million celebrities contrary to common belief, i'm not 12 years old - i'm actually in college oh, and one time i saw ansel elgort in notre dame check out my novel!

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[nickelbrownie]

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

[snorlaxatives]

remember when you were innocently minding your business in 2008 and 3oh!3 dropped the iconic fucking line “tell your boyfriend if he says he got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” that was a transformative moment in everyone’s life

[glumshoe]

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

[pukizaura]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[69shadesofgray]

[dr-i-have-beards]

Obligatory Halloween reblog.

[thesweetfandomlife]

I want to have book parties where we just read our favourite books in a fort we made with pillows and blankets and with food breaks in between.

[onlytwitterpics]

[d4c]

what are yall being for Halloween?

[ghostdives]

alone

[keep-on-loving-deactivated20250]

Me asf

[agraceful-disgrace]

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

[sylferino]

[horridgoth-moved]

me, referring to my degrading mental health: have u tried turning it off and on again

[nickelbrownie]

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

[tymps2005-deactivated20140827]

*wakes up* what the fuck

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

[perhapsarat]

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

[perhapsarat]

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

[diredesiretoaspiretodiehard]

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

[perhapsarat]

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

[umameva]

the mother called her babies just for me ;;;

[chaifootsteps]

Blessed.

[missanthropologist]

the most blessed, pure thing…