philip you outshine the morning sun

~ Nicki ~ they/them ~ 30+ ~

[degenerusssy]

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

[0nlyhere4phil]

who's ready to get...flaccid </3

[mpregisiconic]

[fryday]

otherworldly, you could even say

click for better quality!

[hwardlaunch]

phil's ex: yeah i watched your podcast and i think your boyfriend has really bad jealousy issues btw you should probably address those

phil, who's exactly where he wants to be with said jealous boyfriend:

[an-ant-hill]

[lesbianhowlter]

dnp + their bed

[danrifics]

If you had to pick one of Phil’s many YouTube trends that he started, which one is your favourite?

making disclosing product placement in videos mandatory

[sunchildsatoru]

he’s my little meow meow

[diphowell]

he's so serious about this, it is not a joke to him!!

[mellowcomet]

dan: dont worry audience there will still be boundaries

phil: how often do you talk about me in therapy. Do you want to have children. gay touch me

[soulmatesclub]

love is stored in the matching plushies

[diphowell]

“are you friends with the glue guy” and in his head dan was like “unfortunately it’s worse”

[nickinotokay]

alexxisnotokay >> nickinotokay

alexx >> nicki

unretired

[p-a-r-a-n-oi-aa-blog]

Sometimes I remind myself that both Dan and Phil will get more mature and leave YouTube. They won’t be attending SiTC or Playlist Live anymore. Their jobs are as radio show hosts. They’ll find a girl who they think is best for them and get married, move into separate houses, have a family and be happy. I just hope they’ll think of YouTube and who they were, AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire before they take their last breath.

[les-hdfjsjkj]

[les-hdfjsjkj]

phil is phregnant now

[phlondsbian]

i don’t really know how to edit videos but i have adobe premiere and a dream. @rpftourney thank you for your service it’s been real

[straggy-luvs-u]