𓆝 𓆟 𓆞

my dick is huge but i'm asexual so i only use it for peeing

[evilblackfemme]

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[aspiringsorceress]

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[cryptotheism]

ct my friend im moving soon whats the scariest painting i can put in the bathroom

Francis Bacon portrait of Innocent X

[cryptotheism]

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

[gondorrevealparty]

duckduckgo Are camo pants secretly leftist or ironically fascist

duckduckgo Can pants be fascist

duckduckgo Most leftist type of pants

duckduckgo Camo bell bottoms

duckduckgo Will girls make fun of me at the gun range

duckduckgo When girls make fun of you is it good or bad

duckduckgo Are bell bottoms fascist

duckduckgo Is ironic fascism secretly leftist

duckduckgo Are pants fascist

[shit-hdb-would-say]

Harry du Bois would duckduckgo this.

[queer-as-city-folk]

send this to all the fags in your life

[queer-as-city-folk]

and send this to all the dykes in your life

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[scrunglybingus]

Imagine describing a house to someone who's never seen one before and asking them to draw it

[theanythingmachine]

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[aropride]

ao3 is an awesome website for people who love "open in new tab"

[willgrahamscock]

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i keep spending money. i should be killed

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tch, stupid webp image. you will be a png when daddy puts you through the webp to png file converter

[littlesystems]

That one tumblr post about supine vs prone constantly haunts me. I’ll be reading a fic that’s like:

[character a] pushes [character b] onto his back, then straddles his prone body

meanwhile I’m reading like: he’s not lying on his pronis, he’s lying on his s(u)pine…

[beadyeyes]

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing