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Your local trans queer, Canada AB. 22

[nicknamewithatheme]

hey y'all guess who got their phone stolen. It's ya boy; skinny penis over here.

[nicknamewithatheme]

I never thought i would love this much.

I am 22 now. I Never once thought I would be alive by this point. My thoughts hit at wall at 18. Big and bright. It was Live or Die. That was the choice I would inevitably have to run into.

And I wouldn’t believe myself, if i went back in time, and told her we chose to just… keep going. It wasn’t exactly a choice, even. It just. Happened. One step, one day, after another, every morning waking up to the blinding sun and clawing our nails into the dirt.. with some faint hope either life would somehow change, or I would somehow change.

I’m not sure which actually happened.

But, I think, Both.

And i found waiting there, in the dirt beneath me, to be love. Endless amounts of it, in the grasses and the spiders and the stinkbugs and the damselflies and the sparrows and the slugs, one day a bird drops a leech in my yard on the hot dry concrete, and i bring it to a puddle. I do not know what would become of the leech, I know it will not survive long, but for a moment, i extend this act of kindness.

And here I am. So lucky to be alive. Past so faded and faint and blurry, trying to make sense of the world as i have it now, trying to place not only myself, but the world, the universe as we know it,

on an unknowable scale of infinite unknowable things.

and having all of these feelings

but god is it good to have feelings

god is it good.

I promise.

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[nicknamewithatheme]

My lil bro is cooler than you, pussy

[oftenfox]

Would you still vote for me if I was a worm

yes

no

also yes but I can't decide

Voting ended onJun 5

[nicknamewithatheme]

oh worm?

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[importantcatpics]

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[evilwizard]

finally someone said it

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[segamascott]

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you