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noah, opening the door: oh? you’re approaching me?
how ya doing kevin
please don’t date people who are mean to you
Don’t be friends with them either
We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response
If you’re gay it’s probably PE
If you’re trans, it’s probably also PE
allow me to make a refined version
(initially it said “hating PE but I rectified it to be more fitting)
Cioccolata: Secco, go get them, boy!
Secco:
ready 4 that 7 page beatdown
Teddy on the road again 🐢
redesigned my lesbian wall-e humans like the space gay i am
Lee: [Shoots at Laurens]
Laurens: I don’t think so.
Laurens: [Places down an uno reverse card]
Lee, getting shot: Son of a bitch
Alexander: Fuck, marry, kill! me, Lafayette, and Hercules?
Laurens: Marry you, fuck Lafayette, and kill Lee
Lee: I wasn’t even one of the options, what the fuck?
such an under appreciated gif. you have anthony killing it- what ever it is, intense dabbing guy in the back, a graceful leaping oak, john raising the roof in the left corner and a guy casually running throught at the end 😂
edit: intense dabbing guy in the back is actually jon, oops haha <3
Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂
Everything about this is perfect. From the head bob, to the baby scream, to Electric Zoo from spongebob
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I am dead
Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.
This is actually very nice. I like the soda bottles as reference. (I remember when I was writing ‘Wizards of Ceres’ how I had to do a similar soda-bottle conversion to try to work out how much blood Fai could drink from Kurogane without killing him.)
On the topic of vampires incidentally, this basically means that there is no reason why feeding from someone should necessitate killing them, unless the vamp can chug two soda bottles worth of liquid in one go or carelessly leaves the bottle open when they’re done
@fieldofclover thought this might come in handy for, you know, vampirey things
Ooh, I like this! The bottles as a reference makes it quite easy to picture mentally - especially since, having previously experienced just how much mess a litre-bottle spilt on the floor actually makes, it gives a better idea of volume etc.
Incidentally, as a frequent blood donor myself (thank you, haemochromatosis), and thus being more aware of the volume of blood donated at each session (the average appears to be 450ml, or 0.45 litres per blood bag filled) and needing to know how long it takes red blood cells and plasma to recover after donation–
about 24 hours for plasma, and up to 8 weeks for red blood cells themselves, which is why the average length between donations is 12 weeks, to ensure the body is well recovered by the next donation (which is also why I was so fucking tired after having to donate once a month for the first three months of my treatment)
– I ended up doing a bit of reading re: blood loss, but this really is the best imagery for it I’ve seen without bogging down into too much science stuff.
Other crucially important facts relevant to vampire porn I have learned:
yes, you can get an erection after donating blood, as the body generally maintains blood pressure equilibrium even if the volume of red blood cells per liquid ml is lower, though if you lose anything more than half a litre you’re probably gonna find it a bit difficult;
erythropoietin is a funky chemical involved in converting stem cells to red blood cells which your body produces when you need more of ‘em, so if we’re going with the standard ‘vampire saliva is an anticoagulant and narcotic stimulant, and/or induces arousal’ conceit, it probably makes sense that said saliva introduces a similar compound into the human blood stream in the post-feeding stage to encourage their food to recover quickly for a repeat feeding, usually while licking the wounds left behind;
your vamp is probably gonna have a really full belly if they try and drink more than the average 450ml or so in one sitting. Blood is quite a bit thicker than water or soft drink; it’s more like drinking a hearty broth or soup. Can you imagine attempting to chug a litre of pressurised soup as it squirts into your mouth with considerable force? No thanks!
tl;dr the science behind blood loss is fascinating, especially in a vampire context, and the government agencies monitoring my search history probably think I’m a serial killer
And in case you aren’t writing about vampires, here’s a page with a neat video of visual rep of blood loss, liter by liter.
AND while I was trying to find that video, I also came across these visual aids:
And this shirt, which only has 250ml (¼th a liter) of fake blood on it:
They also say that even paramedics have a difficult time guessing how much blood was lost, and many of them will say they probably got it wrong. For people used to having our blood be on the inside, it can be startling to see so much of it on the outside- even when ‘so much’ turns out to be actually not as much as we thought.
ten bucks says Toby’s takeaway from this is ‘so…two two-liters and I’m good, then? aight.’
Toby, no.
Toby contains infinite blood. It is her superpower.
We forgot about it
I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical