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thebeatles

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#🫡#not hockey

fluffygif

Nasturtium in her sun hat

#duck!!!

starscelly

belated robo birthday/signing celebration ˖.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ⊹

#stars #jason robertson

mattymartin

↳ KEVIN FIALA | 7.26.26

#kings #kevin fiala #look at his lil dog oh i love tiny fluffy critters

what i’ve learned this summer is i’m not built for long distance relationships

#this is killing meeee #got me sending a whole ass man a msg asking for a voice note bc i miss his voice like what have we becomeeeee #i did feel better after i listened to him yap abt what he’s doing rn for 8mins tho 😌#almost two more weeks before i see him again… oh just drown me in the harbour now #not hockey #yearning tag #we’re introducing a new tag to the ecosystem of my blog

infectiouspiss

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

thegenderdruid

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

live-long-and-pasta

#not hockey

testdevice

they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

#not hockey #this is so funny to me helppp

aropride

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

#not hockey

uncertainlys

at least theres still listening to music while staring at the ceiling

#not hockey

cynids

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

#i fucking love hockey

monochrome-stars

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

#not hockey

probuccalfat

the highest recorded wet bulb temperatures in the world occur in india, jsyk. in odisha, they’ve hit 34.6 degrees celsius. the human survivability limit is 35 degrees celsius but the body faces significant risks, potentially fatal risks, even at 30 degrees as it starts failing to cool itself, like i’m talking organ failure levels of risk. climate change isn’t coming to peak, it’s been in the global south where you can’t see it or feel it.

probuccalfat

imagine temperatures that high and humidity as high as 75%—you make more heat than you can ever cool. your sweat cannot evaporate fast enough. you literally boil alive. heat deaths in india are underreported and they already hit the thousands. there is no plan, for a nation of almost 2 billion people. no plan. nothing.

probuccalfat

man, i’m sorry—this breaks my heart. i went to odisha during one of the trips home to india to visit my mom’s family and it is one of the most remarkable and deeply wondrous places that i have ever seen. i wish that was how i could speak about it all the time. it’s a place that eternalizes human creativity and devotion towards the sublime. i wish anybody cared about india as much as it deserves to be cared for, starting with care from our own government.

thornescratch

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES!! The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.