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[saggeses]

I’m literally so exhausted

[puckdoll]

FREE AGENCY: A Rarepair Fic Fest

UPDATED! SUBMISSION DEADLINE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED

Free agency means hockey is getting closer, but for some it’s close enough. New faces have been added, and familiar ones have departed, so why not take advantage of all the new possible dynamics that have graced us?

Introducing: Free Agency Fic Fest, a fest purely dedicated to the under appreciated and under utilized ships within the hockey fandom. Whether it be an existing pair or a new one spurred by an acquisition or trade, this is the place for it.

Prompts can be submitted now until September 1st, and the submission deadline is September 27 at 12pm. Fics will then go live on the first day of regular season (September 29). Writers can submit their entries as early as they’d like, but I’d recommend taking some time to edit and revise, but that’s not strictly necessary.

Don’t see a prompt that’s tripping your trigger? Not to worry! A free space will be provided that allows for any ship, as long as it falls within the rules of the fest. I really want anyone and everyone to participate, so I hope this covers all the bases.

RULES:

1. As stated, this is a rarepair event. The ship must have less than 50 fics in the ship tag to be counted. I will be checking each prompt to see if they fit within these rules; if they don't, they will be removed.

2. Please refrain from requesting athletes who are racist, homophobic, have committed domestic violence or sexual assault. Examples: Carter Hart, Patrick Kane, Evander Kane, Matthew Tkachuk. For now, certain athletes will still be accepted, however do not be surprised if nobody writes for them. Examples: the Hugheses, Auston Matthews. These are players who have participated in an event that may indicate their morals one way or another, but there is no definitive proof, so they will be allowed until proven otherwise.

3. Absolutely no AI. You cannot use AI for anything, whether it be "rephrasing sentences" or brainstorming. If any AI is found, your work will be removed from the collection.

4. At least ONE of the people must be a hockey player or have been a hockey player. Example: Dan Potash/Evgeni Malkin is acceptable, so is Josh Getzoff/Colby Armstrong.

5. PWHL, European leagues, and college leagues are welcome to participate! Literally the only requirements are that they have to play hockey, and that there are less then 50 fics within the AO3 tag.

6. RPF ONLY. Fictional ships are not permitted. Not even if one half of the ship is real.

Please direct any questions to my ask box!

LINK TO THE COLLECTION

[kedreeva]

I offered to come check on my friend's animals while she's away for the long weekend

She thinks I'm joking

But I'm ready

[eunyisadoran]

Wait. Are there 200, but to be numbered 1-250? Did I read those tags right? 😲

[kedreeva]

Yes there are actually 202 of them, the company sent 2 extra in the package, and I will be numbering them on the bottom with sharpie marker 1-250. This will ensure even if she manages to find all 202, she will never truly stop feeling like there might be a tiny duck somewhere unknown in the house. Lurking. Waiting to appear at the strangest time.

[talesfromtreatment]

#sometimes you must be gently evil to your friends#so they know you love them enough

very very important

[ifririt]

hey op i don't think those are frogs like you said

[armayes]

they're right those arent frogs op.

[kedreeva]

I meant to prank my friend by hiding hundreds of small ducks after saying I would hide small frogs, but it turns out due to some quirk of only 3 people on the entire Internet knowing what a prank is, it seems I have pranked hundreds of other people by saying I would put 100 small frogs in my friends house, when in fact the prank was that it was 202 small ducks.

[kedreeva]

an update. it has been over 4 months and they are still finding ducks

[kedreeva]

1 year and 7 months later:

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[backofthebach]

[judgerinder]

boobs up my ass

[sadgrl22-deactivated20150406]

And out

[crosbye-blog]

[fuckyeahsens]

Evgeni Malkin of Team Russia and Erik Karlsson of Team Sweden were named players of the game by their respective teams in Russia’s 7-3 win over Sweden yesterday. 

[kristangers]

This is a LOOK!

[intovertebral]

Unserious as fuck

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[astronomical-bagel]

Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever

[regging]

eating disorders and abortions are two things that are like, spoken about in most mainstream discourse as though they are pretty rare and aberrant, but then when you’re actually friends with a lot of women you come to find out that they are extremely extremely common and kind of banal & mundane

[puckdoll]

FREE AGENCY: A Rarepair Fic Fest

UPDATED! SUBMISSION DEADLINE HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED

Free agency means hockey is getting closer, but for some it’s close enough. New faces have been added, and familiar ones have departed, so why not take advantage of all the new possible dynamics that have graced us?

Introducing: Free Agency Fic Fest, a fest purely dedicated to the under appreciated and under utilized ships within the hockey fandom. Whether it be an existing pair or a new one spurred by an acquisition or trade, this is the place for it.

Prompts can be submitted now until September 1st, and the submission deadline is September 27 at 12pm. Fics will then go live on the first day of regular season (September 29). Writers can submit their entries as early as they’d like, but I’d recommend taking some time to edit and revise, but that’s not strictly necessary.

Don’t see a prompt that’s tripping your trigger? Not to worry! A free space will be provided that allows for any ship, as long as it falls within the rules of the fest. I really want anyone and everyone to participate, so I hope this covers all the bases.

RULES:

1. As stated, this is a rarepair event. The ship must have less than 50 fics in the ship tag to be counted. I will be checking each prompt to see if they fit within these rules; if they don't, they will be removed.

2. Please refrain from requesting athletes who are racist, homophobic, have committed domestic violence or sexual assault. Examples: Carter Hart, Patrick Kane, Evander Kane, Matthew Tkachuk. For now, certain athletes will still be accepted, however do not be surprised if nobody writes for them. Examples: the Hugheses, Auston Matthews. These are players who have participated in an event that may indicate their morals one way or another, but there is no definitive proof, so they will be allowed until proven otherwise.

3. Absolutely no AI. You cannot use AI for anything, whether it be "rephrasing sentences" or brainstorming. If any AI is found, your work will be removed from the collection.

4. At least ONE of the people must be a hockey player or have been a hockey player. Example: Dan Potash/Evgeni Malkin is acceptable, so is Josh Getzoff/Colby Armstrong.

5. PWHL, European leagues, and college leagues are welcome to participate! Literally the only requirements are that they have to play hockey, and that there are less then 50 fics within the AO3 tag.

6. RPF ONLY. Fictional ships are not permitted. Not even if one half of the ship is real.

Please direct any questions to my ask box!

LINK TO THE COLLECTION

[imkindasleepdeprived]

I'm afraid im the annoying mutual™ and i can feel the block button breathing down my back

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[soup-mother]