Guacamole Nicole

My name is Nicole, and I like the Guacamole - 19--

[nicoleguacamole]

[seranavolkihars]

I am not a lesbian but my homosexual tendencies agree

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[nicoleguacamole]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK?

[nicoleguacamole]

Crash

[desolationlesbian]

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[nicoleguacamole]

They’re definitely plotting something

[bathroomcube]

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[nicoleguacamole]

[nicoleguacamole]

Better picture :)

[nicoleguacamole]

[oldwindowsicons]

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

[nicoleguacamole]

Love my son but boy is he nosy and noisy

[nicoleguacamole]

Homeboy really said prolonged eye contact

[nicoleguacamole]

TFW you thought you had a chance with someone and six months later do they admit that there are no feelings on their end and were just using you. 🥴🥴🤪

[a-tin-of-crisco]

every family should include…

[slutdge]

if youre trans and getting misgendered/deadnamed by your family during holiday gatherings im giving you a hug over the internet rn

[portia-my-beloved]

honestly im with lucio here.

[nicoleguacamole]

If I may add, Vlastomil would 100% date you, but ONLY if you were a worm