i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?
Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!
The United States Government:
(Watch how many people don’t get this.)
#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain?
In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.
It doesn’t matter what it’s for.
You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?
For college?
To put a downpayment on a house?
Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?
Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.
And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.
So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.
“What if I spend the money that day?”
Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.
And yes, this system literally kills people.
im posting here because i dont want the person im talking about to see this and feel bad rip but anyways on my new blog someone ive been mutuals with for a while messaged me and i'm scared because my social skills have gotten worse and worse in the past four months but i dont wanna be rude and i am Worried that i will Fuck Up please help me
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love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.
reasons you should adopt black cats 1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition 2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes 3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone 4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious
5. cat
hi i havent been on this account in over two months i just got a few messages showing concern and i figured i should mention i moved blogs if you message me i might tell you my url but since i dont go on this account too often anymore it might take a while for me to respond (also lately talking to some people makes me nervous so i dont socialize as much as i used to)
you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also say “Allaah”… like you do realise that right
I’ve tried to explain this so many times
Mom: How’s the meal
Me: LOVE THE CRONCH
Mom: Never speak to me when we’re in public
Pre-T, I could mimic my cats’ meows perfectly.
Post-T, my voice dropped approximately a fuck-ton (metric) and I can no longer do that. Lil'y has responded by making her own meows as gravely as possible, so I can meow at her again.
So if there are any other guys or non-binaries out there who are worried that their pets won’t recognize them after they start hormone-therapy or something similar, don’t worry. Your pets will love you. They already know who you are.
I am dead of the cute
IM DEAD THIS IS SO CUTE
This actually was a concern of mine
This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.
FYI Shia LaBeouf’s “HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US” exhibit was shut down today because so many neo-nazi, white supremacist fucks went to his exhibit to harass him, a Jewish person, and use his art project to promote their hate. It created a public safety hazard for the museum and they shut down what was supposed to be a 4 year project.
#This isn’t about your opinion of LaBeouf as a person artist or actor. #This is about neo-nazis effectively using anti-Semitic violence and hate speech to get what they want.
Are these ACTUAL neo-nazis and white supremacists? Or are these shitposters frm 4chan and reddit, joking and being little trolls?? Because I’m pretty sure these are just trolls lol.
@s-t-i-f-l-e-d every time someone implies that people on reddit and 4-chan spreading nazi ideology and harassing Jewish people are “"Just Joking”“ or ”“Just Trolls”“, the gods of sense and reason die a little inside. seriously though. If someone is being a white supremacist, saying white supremacist things, saying nazi things, spreading such ideologies, harassing Jewish people, and attacking an anti-hate project, then it doesn’t matter if you call them ”“trolls”“ or say they’re ”“just” “joking and trolling”“ or some shit. They’re still DOING THOSE THINGS, amiga. “Shitposters” my ass.
They were literally ON CAMERA shouting about Hitler and white supremacy. They were shouting anti-Semitic and racist things with their own mouths. Can we stop excusing this as “trolling” at some fucking point as if their actions don’t fucking mean something?
Not to play devil’s advocate, but I don’t really have a lot of sympathy for LaBeouf. He’s also been shown, on camera, on THIS VERY STREAM shouting down people of a different opinion to his own. I’m not saying anti-semitism or white supremacy is right, but they literally just did to him what he did to moderate conservatives.
Plus, for fuck’s sake, the majority of the people I saw were clearly just trolling. Even the few that were probably actually neo-nazis are just exercising their right to free speech. They weren’t actually hurting anyone, so grow a pair and deal with it. Free speech cuts both ways.
Oh you mean when he was shouting down people who were literally in his face shouting “1488″ and “We must secure the existence of the white people…” both popular white supremacist slogans. And what did he shout? “He will not divide us,” over and over. You’re comparing people who were shouting pro-Hitler, pro-genocide, pro-white supremacy ideology to “He will not divide us.”
And that person he punched told Shia “Hitler did nothing wrong.” He told a Jewish man that the genocide against his people was “nothing wrong.” This isn’t a simple “different opinion,” this is hate speech and advocating genocide. This is anti-Semitism at it’s core and you’re nothing but an apologist to these people. But y’all can keep exposing yourselves for what you are.
White people jump through hoops and through fire to excuse racism and the like.
He also didn’t punch the guy - he pushed the guy away from him, after the guy asked him for a picture with him as a way to get close to him and say that shit right in his (Jewish) ear.
Idk about you but if someone tricked me into letting them near me and then was like “the guy who tried to kill everyone like you and did kill members of your family was right” I’d probably push them away from me too.
“devil’s advocate” implies a position you don’t necessarily disagree with, which if you’re calling fucking nazism “just free speech” that the groups nazis tend to want to completely eradicate should just “deal with”, I’m gonna assume it’s not much of a “devil’s advocate” for you at all. It seems like a position you agree with.
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“Even the few that were probably actually neo-nazis are just exercising their right to free speech. They weren’t actually hurting anyone…”
AKA: “The Nazis weren’t actually hurting anyone, they were just exercising their right to hate and desire to eradicate Jews, POC, homosexuals, and gypsies fundamentally.”
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i’m getting messages like “i’m sorry about what happened in sweden last night” and i’m sitting here like “???? what happened????”
turns out trump had a speech where he talked about terrorism and said “You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden… Sweden!” but nothing actually happened here and our government is now trying to figure out what he was talking about ????? ? ? ????? ? ?????????????????
Oh my god
What universe is this
it’s the universe in which former swedish prime minister and minister for foreign affairs asks the president of the united states of america what he’s been smoking
some people??? lie about terrorist attacks??? to cope?????