nicosfeistynipples

nat • 19 • he/him will tag on request, shoot me an ask!! credit to armoniapart2 for my icon!!

[askchorus]

Jensen, have you fixed more cars than you’ve broken, or broken more cars than you’ve fixed?

jensen: volleyball!

volleyball: sorry, dude. can’t let you lie about that one.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

[sad-gay-potato]

I wanna know who did this research.

[donotusetheinternet-deactivated]

well, i did!

[between-stars-and-waves]

😄

Essential research!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Research Topic: The Goodest Boy

[deliciouspirategod]

Okay!

WHERE DO I ADOPT A WOLF!?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The woods are full of FREE DOGS :D

[cadelle-blog1]

As someone who got the chance to meet and cuddle with wolves last year I can confirm how damn accurate this is, finally a soul who understands me. All the love to these beautiful creatures ♡

[sixpenceee]

[nicosfeistynipples]

THEY FINALLY FIXED MY BLOG

[nicosfeistynipples]

Idk if ill stay here or move back to @chasmcrawlers either way follow me on both pls

[nicosfeistynipples]

THEY FINALLY FIXED MY BLOG

[nicosfeistynipples]

AM I JUST NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE A BLOG???

[nicosfeistynipples]

Testing something

[nicosfeistynipples]

AM I JUST NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE A BLOG???

[nicosfeistynipples]

EXCUSE ME???

[nicosfeistynipples]

logging out right now and moving to nicosfeistynipples2 when i register it...ill be refollowing all my mutuals and the blogs im following now lol

[weabooweedwitch]

just an fyi, found this out firsthand, if you try to go to a blog marked as nsfw, you won’t be able to visit it at all. on a mobile browser on your phone? no. on your own fucking computer browser? no. tumblr forces it to redirect back to your dashboard and gives you no other choice

“we aren’t deleting, we’re just hiding” is fucking right. unless you’re the content uploader you won’t be able to find ANYTHING. it is literally IMPOSSIBLE to find something again once tumblr has decided to purge it. ENTIRE BLOGS are not even being given the option to become sfw, they’re just GONE. you don’t even get the CHANCE

[weabooweedwitch]

this is what your blog will look like once tumblr has marked it as nsfw

clicking “go to my dashboard” is literally just that. you get taken to your dashboard and aren’t allowed to look at the blog AT ALL.(except on mobile which still works to a degree)

once your blog gets marked as adult, you’re basically invisible on this site and no one will be able to find you. there’s no redemption. no second chance. you don’t get the option of being a sfw blog because you’re just GONE. a bunch of my friends who only wrote adult literature have already had their blogs shadowbanned like this.

staff lied, once again. it’s one strike and you’re out for good

[bandtshirt]

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

[spelledslots]

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

[luxwing]

You guys remember when you used to be able to reply to posts with images but then the site fucked up and when someone replied to a post with an image it replied to every post on their dash with the same image and the only way to fix it was to disable replies completely for a few months?

[jomeimei421]

wash has effectively been dumbassified

[thelonesomehowl-deactivated2019]

day 2 of being a blurry. wonder what kind of pervert people assume i am and i still don’t feel represented in congress

[nicosfeistynipples]

porn bots are now adapting to have inconspicuous urls. i followed this back without a second glance until i noticed the icon was a little off

[driflloon]

me looking at the board in class, not taking anything in

[cartoonhenchman-deactivated2018]

i dont like making posts like this but im desperate. my sister abuses me and my father so badly that we have both considered committing suicide together. we want to sell our house and move out away from her but even after we’ve found a new place we’d still be struggling financially. if any of you can spare anything at all id be eternally grateful. i am trying to get a job but i dont know if that will work out bc im autistic and i have bpd which makes it hard to work with others… we are in a very bad situation right now and we have no idea whats going to happen. if you can donate anything my fathers paypal is [email protected]. if you cant donate please at least reblog this post

[sheetghxst]

Hey guys, don’t keep marriage bot on your servers.

So we uh, made the discovery that its not actually just a bot and that there is an actual person using it to read your chats…  There was a few instances that happened over several servers today and unfortunately we weren’t able to get many screen caps but the whole situation was really uncomfortable and concerning so ill do my best to explain with what i have.

These screenshots are from a friend but the situation is extra concerning because the bot wasn’t even tagged before the person started talking them

And yeah that seems funny at first, but the conversation went downhill really fast and just continued getting worse.  The bot started saying suggestive things on a sfw server and when it was told to knock it off started making jokes about minors.

On a different server it also started getting really uncomfortable and got kicked but it dmed the mod that still had it on another server proving that this was a person for certain which means they probably have and still can watch you on your servers

If anyone has anything else to add please do and please stay safe.