OH MY GOSH THE IDEA OF RESURRECTING LEE AND MICHAELS GHOSTS FOR WILL TO DIVORCE CECIL IS ACRUALLY SO GENIUS………….. YOUR IDEAS ARE ACTUALLY ALWAYS SO INTERESTING AND GOOD AND JUICY😭😭 thank bless for you bro. i was giggling reading thatttttttt ur soso smart… u understand the extent to nicos determination like no one else i need you to understand you are a genius
SHDJABDJABSJ ITS SO FCKN FUNNY THE PREMISE IS LIKE
lee and michael tell nine year old will that camp tries to be as close to ancient greece as possible, including ancient customs. including MARRIAGE. and bc of that everyone is supposed to pick someone to marry by age ten or they have to marry mr d.
and will is like. terrified.
it is soooooo goddamn funny bc he’s got this big blue eyes and he’s just Bursting into tears at the idea of being a child bride to this rude ass old man. every time he sees the fucker at dinner he hides. cass and diana and everyone else have no fucking clue what’s going on and as soon as they look away lee and michael are HOWLING. they’re awful. they’re holding onto this joke as long as they can. eventually will’s reaction gets old and they kind of forget about the joke. as older brothers do.
what they don’t expect is that will solace is about ACTION. he may be scared shitless but he is DETERMINED and scared shitless.
so he gets some ancient scrolls on marriage from the athena cabin and fucking marries cecil.
they’re literally bound my ancient laws. like they stand solemnly in that woods and vow to be wed forever and ever. there’s the flash of hera’s blessing and everything. will comes triumphantly to his big brothers saying LOOK I DONT HAVE TO MARRY MISTER D and they like oh fuck. like literally this face
but like. what do you do. they’re fucking sixteen bro. they’re dumb. they don’t know how to handle that. so they make will swear on his life not to tell cass or chiron so they don’t get reamed and leave it at that. it’s fine. they’ll handle it later.
so fckn years later nico wants to date this boy he’s fallen in love with and he bares his heart and asks him out and will is like i. i wanna date you so bad. you don’t even know. but unfortunately. my stupid fucking brothers.
and nico is like god DAMN IT. because in the ancient athens law. which are so stupid and patriarchal. will needs his family’s permission to get a divorce. and cecil’s technically and cecil is being annoying on purpose bc he thinks will being married to him still is v funny. and nico would LOVE to ignore this bullshit and date will anyway but he , like most demigods, is not in hera’s good graces, and he doesn’t want to get smitten, so he has to RAISE THE MOTHERFUCKERS FROM THE DEAD to get their permission to date will 😭😭 it’s ridiculous
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