hi. helo. greetings

hi :] [unlabelled, they/them, minor]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[dogpuppy]

Yeah you guys can send me yourgrocery lists I’d love that

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sure, I’m nosy

[jetactuallysucks]

Chosen is me bro because I said so

[starridge]

an unmatched feeling actually

[shnowyfox]

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[smallpwbbles]

Happy pride month my peeps!! (Why the fuck are we half way thru the year already?)

[themaveriqueagenda]

[pokeherface]

good morning alan becker fans look at my animatic.it is also on youtube

[skybristle]

happy pride or whatever

[jaedoesart]

so I went and rewatched some old shorts and noticed a detail that I will never unsee now:

He never re-caps this marker btw. We see him do the motion of UNcapping it, but then when he's done he just stuffs it back in his pocket, NAKED. S I R. Gremlin behavior >:(

[guardianspirits13]

aro(sp)ace

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[weirdplutoprince]

insane how people think i can just do things. "can you mail me this?" and get killed by the post office desk workers?????!!!?

[saltingthecookingwine]

For added context, people who don’t remember the 1980s, there were a serious of deadly shootings carried out by postal workers against their coworkers.

It was mostly covered by the media as a joke, as I recall.

[weirdplutoprince]

[weirdplutoprince]

post office scary

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[youreverythingandmore]

Extremely rare solar halo captured during sunrise