hi. helo. greetings

hi :] [unlabelled, they/them, minor]

[ask-the-fishdick-deactivated201]

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

[mcdolans]

The doot doot post is STILL going around someone please end it

[make-me-president]

I don't think it ever will dude

[make-me-president]

or should I say... doot

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

humans produce FAR to much mucus, to remedy this we’ve made a potion that replaces all your mucus with a pure element from the periodic table. Roll a d118, or roll a dexterity saving throw with disadvantage (your gross mucus gets in the way)

[abscshshhd]

singing dr. sunshine is dead at full volume in my room while no one else is home might be one of the best feelings ever

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Don't hide this in the tags

[mizuthe-cat]

you do not need to ai generate crow I can give you crow for free

[mizuthe-cat]

I can literally give you crow for free

[delta-the-mando]

Not as nice as yours imo but I too can give crow for free! :D

[the-haiku-bot]

Not as nice as yours

imo but I too can

give crow for free! :D

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ghostlybluetrain]

and we dont need ai to give us haikus! you can give haiku for free!

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[domasuita]

Au when Purple servers to TDL instead of KO

[mother-of-horror]

Say it with me everyone! This pride month we're going to be kinder and more respectful of Non-binary people! We're not going to make fun of our names, pronouns, looks, or anything else. We're also going to include Non-binary people! Got it? Great

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[silenthillmutual]

i genuinely think ocd is incredibly underdiagnosed bc i will see people posting what are obvious rituals, compulsions, intrusive thoughts, spiralling, hyper morality, etc and its like Have You Considered This Might Be An Issue

[silenthillmutual]

it isnt actually good or normal to have moral dilemmas every day about which posts you reblog. it isn't actually good or normal to check and recheck every message you send "just in case" you sent porn instead of a 'hi how are you'. it isn't actually good or normal to believe that your day will only go well if you have a specific keychain or whatever with you. like i'm not going to diagnose you but i do think some of you need to look into obsessive-compulsive disorder beyond "ha ha funny man wash his hands" portrayals.

[dailycatsblog]

[runawaymarbles]

I always feel so cheated in stories when characters are walking around with this Big Guilt and then...you find out that the thing wasn't their fault at all. And not in a "they thought they did it but it turns out they were set up" way, or even a "accepting that just because they did A which caused B which caused C it doesn't mean C was their fault", way but where they finally lay out the sequence of events and it's clear that any thinking person would not connect them. Like, fucking commit!!! The character isn't LESS compelling if they actually did the thing! You can't have the haunted brooding meow meow who is...also completely blameless

[lavenderpr1nce]

I think this pride month we should all get normal about trans men/mascs with long hair

[nyawtski]

[goth-queen]

[abscshshhd]

stimming while thinking about stickfigures call that. sticking idk