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Nie Mingjue He/him 27 Graduate assistant coach of Jianghu University soccer team. Go birds.

[niemj]

Hi, I graduated with a degree in sports science, send any sports related questions my way.

If you see my brother messing around on campus, tell him to go to class.

Nmj role-playing blog

My main: @thetidingsofthemagpie

- Wei Wuxian ( @nomore-mr-wifi )

- Nie Huaisang ( @resident-fanboy )

-Jin Guangyao ( @guanyao-house-of-jin )

- Lan Jingyi ( @not-so-lan-jingyi )

- Jin Ling (acct name loading)

- Jiang Yanli ( @jiang-yanlijie )

- Nie Mingjue (@niemj)

- Lan Xichen ( @xichen-jade-of-lan )

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[resident-fanboy]

@niemj us if you really think about it :]

[niemj]

Am I the fish or the bear?

[resident-fanboy]

I think you are the bear because you look big and scary but are secretly very nice and also good to hug. Not saying real bears are nice and good to hug, but that honey bear looks nice and good to hug doesn’t it?

[niemj]

It does, and the fish seems a bit mischievous.

[resident-fanboy]

Me?? Mischievous?? Da-ge I am never mischievous! :0

[niemj]

😐

sure.

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[resident-fanboy]

@niemj us if you really think about it :]

[niemj]

Am I the fish or the bear?

[resident-fanboy]

I think you are the bear because you look big and scary but are secretly very nice and also good to hug. Not saying real bears are nice and good to hug, but that honey bear looks nice and good to hug doesn’t it?

[niemj]

It does, and the fish seems a bit mischievous.

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[resident-fanboy]

@niemj us if you really think about it :]

[niemj]

Am I the fish or the bear?

[guanyao-house-of-jin]

Havent posted an outfit in a while, but if anyone is curious

@resident-fanboy , what say you fashionista?

[resident-fanboy]

WOWWWWW

san-ge you are SLAYING!! How dare you out-fashion me in a party I helped plan :0 KIDDING. No one could ever out-fashion me <3 but you do look very nice!!

@niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan WHAAAAT HOW DID I JUST ACCIDENTALLY TAG THEM LIKE THAT WHAT????😳😳😳

[niemj]

I don't know anything about fashion.. but of course you look nice A-Yao

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

THANK YOUUUU :)

And guess what! A-Cheng made the dress for me!! He’s so talented I love him :3

[niemj]

Hmm, impressive.

[resident-fanboy]

It is, isn’t it? I have such a cool and talented boyfriend. I have such excellent taste in men😌✌️

[niemj]

Well, I can acknowledge his merit in this.

[resident-fanboy]

Good :)

Also will you drive a-cheng and I home after the party? He’s being a little shit about agreeing to drive xP

[niemj]

I'll drive you. He can drive himself.

[resident-fanboy]

But…

Hm actually yeah it’s only just. He can get himself home unless he apologizes

[niemj]

Yeah.

[resident-fanboy]

I am going to rearrange all our cupboards and hide his sewing supplies so he can’t find anything. But you gotta help me cause I will probably be too drunk to do much

[niemj]

I dont know, seems easier just to yell at him.

[resident-fanboy]

Hmmm but I don’t wanna yell at him :( you can if you want tho I guess

[niemj]

Okay. I might.

[resident-fanboy]

Don’t be too hard on him though! He doesn’t react well to yelling; it might just make it worse…

[niemj]

He should have thought about that before, but fine.

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

THANK YOUUUU :)

And guess what! A-Cheng made the dress for me!! He’s so talented I love him :3

[niemj]

Hmm, impressive.

[resident-fanboy]

It is, isn’t it? I have such a cool and talented boyfriend. I have such excellent taste in men😌✌️

[niemj]

Well, I can acknowledge his merit in this.

[resident-fanboy]

Good :)

Also will you drive a-cheng and I home after the party? He’s being a little shit about agreeing to drive xP

[niemj]

I'll drive you. He can drive himself.

[resident-fanboy]

But…

Hm actually yeah it’s only just. He can get himself home unless he apologizes

[niemj]

Yeah.

[resident-fanboy]

I am going to rearrange all our cupboards and hide his sewing supplies so he can’t find anything. But you gotta help me cause I will probably be too drunk to do much

[niemj]

I dont know, seems easier just to yell at him.

[resident-fanboy]

Hmmm but I don’t wanna yell at him :( you can if you want tho I guess

[niemj]

Okay. I might.

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

THANK YOUUUU :)

And guess what! A-Cheng made the dress for me!! He’s so talented I love him :3

[niemj]

Hmm, impressive.

[resident-fanboy]

It is, isn’t it? I have such a cool and talented boyfriend. I have such excellent taste in men😌✌️

[niemj]

Well, I can acknowledge his merit in this.

[resident-fanboy]

Good :)

Also will you drive a-cheng and I home after the party? He’s being a little shit about agreeing to drive xP

[niemj]

I'll drive you. He can drive himself.

[resident-fanboy]

But…

Hm actually yeah it’s only just. He can get himself home unless he apologizes

[niemj]

Yeah.

[resident-fanboy]

I am going to rearrange all our cupboards and hide his sewing supplies so he can’t find anything. But you gotta help me cause I will probably be too drunk to do much

[niemj]

I dont know, seems easier just to yell at him.

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

THANK YOUUUU :)

And guess what! A-Cheng made the dress for me!! He’s so talented I love him :3

[niemj]

Hmm, impressive.

[resident-fanboy]

It is, isn’t it? I have such a cool and talented boyfriend. I have such excellent taste in men😌✌️

[niemj]

Well, I can acknowledge his merit in this.

[resident-fanboy]

Good :)

Also will you drive a-cheng and I home after the party? He’s being a little shit about agreeing to drive xP

[niemj]

I'll drive you. He can drive himself.

[resident-fanboy]

But…

Hm actually yeah it’s only just. He can get himself home unless he apologizes

[niemj]

Yeah.

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

THANK YOUUUU :)

And guess what! A-Cheng made the dress for me!! He’s so talented I love him :3

[niemj]

Hmm, impressive.

[resident-fanboy]

It is, isn’t it? I have such a cool and talented boyfriend. I have such excellent taste in men😌✌️

[niemj]

Well, I can acknowledge his merit in this.

[resident-fanboy]

Good :)

Also will you drive a-cheng and I home after the party? He’s being a little shit about agreeing to drive xP

[niemj]

I'll drive you. He can drive himself.

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

THANK YOUUUU :)

And guess what! A-Cheng made the dress for me!! He’s so talented I love him :3

[niemj]

Hmm, impressive.

[resident-fanboy]

It is, isn’t it? I have such a cool and talented boyfriend. I have such excellent taste in men😌✌️

[niemj]

Well, I can acknowledge his merit in this.

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

THANK YOUUUU :)

And guess what! A-Cheng made the dress for me!! He’s so talented I love him :3

[niemj]

Hmm, impressive.

[resident-fanboy]

Decided to go comfy for the party tonight :)

@nomore-mr-wifi @j1ang-cheng @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog you four are the only people I care about as far as opinions on my outfit go <3

@niemj actually you tell me I’m pretty too or else🫵

[resident-fanboy]

Okay I see how it is. See if I ever show off my cute outfits to y’all again

[niemj]

It looks nice Huaisang.

[resident-fanboy]

HEY DIVA'S @nomore-mr-wifi and I decided we might as well end this semester with a bang, so we planned a party! Come get drunk and eat good food with us or else I will hunt everyone down and make you. Except for you freshman. I guess you can skip the drunk part....

@j1ang-cheng @jiang-yanlijie @jin-ling-and-fairy @the-good-wens @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog @guanyao-house-of-jin @niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan @not-so-lan-jingyi @j1n-z1xuan @ghost-girl-xiao-qing @lan-sizhui-stars @zizhen-deez-nuts

[niemj]

Should I bring anything?

[resident-fanboy]

Will you bring some wine pretty please? The fancy white wine I like cause Wei-xiong is in charge of alcohol and I know he won’t get anything that tastes any better than paint stripper….

[niemj]

yeah, got it.

[resident-fanboy]

HEY DIVA'S @nomore-mr-wifi and I decided we might as well end this semester with a bang, so we planned a party! Come get drunk and eat good food with us or else I will hunt everyone down and make you. Except for you freshman. I guess you can skip the drunk part....

@j1ang-cheng @jiang-yanlijie @jin-ling-and-fairy @the-good-wens @looming-dis-ass-ter @lan-zhan-blog @guanyao-house-of-jin @niemj @xichen-jade-of-lan @not-so-lan-jingyi @j1n-z1xuan @ghost-girl-xiao-qing @lan-sizhui-stars @zizhen-deez-nuts

[niemj]

Should I bring anything?

[resident-fanboy]

I’m so sleepy and I am going to make it everyone’s problem

[niemj]

How?

[resident-fanboy]

To depressed to feel anything beyond the most cursory amounts of excitement for dressing up super cute for the last day of school. What has my life come to

[niemj]

Have you been drinking enough water?

[resident-fanboy]

Da-ge water doesn’t fix my fucking mental illness

[niemj]

Ok. But being dehydrated makes it worse. Probably.

[resident-fanboy]

I’m fine, my god. Despite what you seem to think, I can take care of myself

[niemj]

No. Your not fine. Your depressed. And I dont want you in hospital for not drinking water. Again.

[resident-fanboy]

I said I’m fine! Go fucking worry about how much money you are spending on me for college or some shit; I’m sure that’s far more important

[niemj]

NO ITS NOT. I dont Fucking care about that!

[resident-fanboy]

Oh really? Because you sure act like you do!

[niemj]

I just want you to have stability.

I care that you keep your word.

But not more than I care about you staying alive!

[resident-fanboy]

I have stability, and I’m as alive as I can fucking get, and this isn’t even about whether or not I can keep my word, I just am sick of this! I’m sick of getting up and going to classes that don’t teach me shit and that I’m just wasting money to take, and I’m tired of teachers who don’t take me seriously, and I’m tired of asshole freshman boys who call me names and I’m just sick of it!

I don’t want to have to do two more years or whatever the fuck I even have left! I want to live my goddamn life instead of being stuck in college! I don’t know why that’s so hard to understand!

I’m not like you! I don’t get any gratification from finishing a class, it doesn’t make me feel proud of myself or like I accomplished something; I just feel like I’m wasting time! And I know you already put a lot of money into this and I’m sorry but I just am tired of it! You are going to have to drag me kicking and fucking screaming to sign up for next semesters classes and I fucking mean that

[niemj]

I dont want you to waste your time, or feel bad I just..

Do you have stability if I can not help you?

[resident-fanboy]

I don’t need help! I just need you to let me make my own decisions! I’m not a kid anymore, da-ge; I’m an adult. I understand that I said I would finish college, but plans change and minds change, and if your trust in me is weak enough that it’s ruined by my going back on my word once, then I…

[niemj]

Fine. I won't drag you anywhere. If you're fine without the degree, then I won't hold you back.

[resident-fanboy]

Good. I…that’s good

[niemj]

I know you've changed, and you're grown up now.

[resident-fanboy]

Hm, that’s true. Not to say…I mean not to say that I never want to be taken care of, of course. You know me. But also you can trust me

For the record though, I have been drinking water

[niemj]

Good, thats good.

[resident-fanboy]

Copying me, da-ge? How unoriginal🤨

[niemj]

What.

Oh.

Ha.

[niemj]

It's true though