I heard they eat cigarettes

[sickpage]

Daniel Arsham

[niftymushroom]

"you support gay rights so you must be gay"

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[sea-siders]

[erronizar]

<3

[whenthingsgoterriblywrong]

[vix-en]

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

[e-verythingilove]

[clubpenguln-deactivated20130825]

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu 

[dangerhamster]

this is literally my favourite joke ever

[evanpetersasylum]

[textsfromffxiii]

[niftymushroom]

I would

[crazygirlskissing]

Putting her against the wall

[niftymushroom]

I wanna put YOU against the wall

[hunqrybrb-deactivated20140512]

DO IT

[niftymushroom]

Black: I would date you. Green: I think you’re cute. Blue: You are my tumblr crush. Grey: I wish we still talked Purple:  I really love your blog. Teal: We have a lot in common. Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK. Orange: I don’t like your blog. Brown: I don’t like you. Pink: I think you are unattractive. Red: I hate you with a burning passion. White: Marry me.

[blackisthenewgod]

[niftymushroom]

Domissive

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

I have noticed that if you look carefully at people’s eyes the first five seconds they look at you, the truth of their feelings will shine through for just an instant before it flickers away.

Sue Monk Kidd (via forgivun)

[corporation-cats]

[dignitea]

[simugina]

[coral]