neopets trash

Species: Blogger Mental Health: -9000/13 Mood: im tired and i have 40 things due tomorrow Hunger: always, forever, i will never not be famished. Age: too old for neopets

[pan-of-light]

[meangirlnurse]

[theomaru]

the neopets faeries are straight up using my xweetok as doordash at this point you do NOT need a cake and cookies for your magic spell ma'am i am on to you

[meangirlnurse]

[simkaye]

when you quote Reaganomics you sound like this

[neocryptids]

wild bartamus spotted at local surplus store 👀

[neocryptids]

wild bartamus still present at local surplus store 4 years later 👀

[korbatslabs]

if I had to make a venn diagram of people who enjoy major league baseball and hardcore neopets fans. the circles wouldn't even be touching like they'd be in different rooms.

[neoitem]

[gggoofiestgoober]

knuckle tattoo idea that came to me in a dream

[warlocklair]

this image is from a comment on youtube posted by voxalice [vox-ull] that looks to be the very first neopets map, very interesting!

[finder-plus]

[rottenweb-deactivated20190409]

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[mutant-xweetok]

i see you mercari seller

[omittedraccoon]

Finished Achyfi can. It holds my tcg dice :3

[sweetchimera-art]

The Void Within hospital shifts huh

[partyratspartyart]

the varwolf watching me from the bushes as i scrounge around for garbage to make into soup for his nasty ass

[sawkinator]

It really is so hard to explain to non-Neopets players just how unhinged the site's lore can be even in the most unexpected places and you can be an ancient player and still learn new things

I'm looking through the new Petpets section on Jellyneo's Book of Ages and most of the information about each species is fairly normal

Or adds a bit of fun flavor/lore to other parts of the site

but then you get some absolute gems like these

(apparently only one Spoppy III exists on the entire site. Fascinating.)

And then there's a concerning amount of entries that imply a lot of Petpets are, in fact, about as sentient as Neopets. What do you mean these guys have their own units of measurement.

It's all bonkers. Crazy messy Neopets worldbuilding my beloved