neopets trash

Species: Blogger Mental Health: -9000/13 Mood: im tired and i have 40 things due tomorrow Hunger: always, forever, i will never not be famished. Age: too old for neopets

[advocatersdevil]

every year, in preparation for august, thousands of blumaroos are killed for their steak just so you can have your bonju avatar. you sick freaks.

[adobe-outdesign]

Spin this wheel of gross foods from Neopets. I will pay you $500 to eat your result.

Are you taking the offer?

Hell yeah

I will begrudgingly suffer through it for the money

I would eat it but only for $1000

I am not eating it under any circumstances

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Voting ended onJul 11

[c0nnverse]

no one:

xweetoks when they're sick:

[bugsnax]

the neopets subreddit is actually really good sometimes

[neopianangst]

[pan-of-light]

[meangirlnurse]

[theomaru]

the neopets faeries are straight up using my xweetok as doordash at this point you do NOT need a cake and cookies for your magic spell ma'am i am on to you

[meangirlnurse]

[simkaye]

when you quote Reaganomics you sound like this

[neocryptids]

wild bartamus spotted at local surplus store 👀

[neocryptids]

wild bartamus still present at local surplus store 4 years later 👀

[korbatslabs]

if I had to make a venn diagram of people who enjoy major league baseball and hardcore neopets fans. the circles wouldn't even be touching like they'd be in different rooms.

[neoitem]

[gggoofiestgoober]

knuckle tattoo idea that came to me in a dream

[warlocklair]

this image is from a comment on youtube posted by voxalice [vox-ull] that looks to be the very first neopets map, very interesting!

[finder-plus]

[rottenweb-deactivated20190409]

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]