yell at it.

sadly, not an actual pamphlet about dragons. 30, grad student, longtime tumblr user but this is a new(ish) account I'm using to write about tumblr for my dissertation. here there be many dragons and a smattering of other fandoms.

[night-fury-pamphlets]

apparently it’s been long enough since I posted on here that tumblr was about to delete my blog which I absolutely will not have

[night-fury-pamphlets]

me

[toorikay]

[night-fury-pamphlets]

honestly how did we live before chrome could restore closed tabs

[ulvemaelk]

[frogmp3]

this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

[ewaneneollav]

[pizzaotter]

I thought this image was breaking my phone.

[with-practice]

cursed image

[night-fury-pamphlets]

do you love the color of the sky

[biggbbrother21]

[demigodgooglesearches]

what the fuck is going on between poseidon and zeus right now

[systlin]

“Eyes the half of the continent that’s on fire”

Hephaestus can chill too TBH.

[explorerrowan]

[skygenders]

This is humanity at it’s best

[sokkable]

👀

[justanxietythings]

what’s up this is my band Comma Overload

[rcmclachlan]

We’re Em Dash Hell and we’ll be here all night!

[lindsayribar]

Give it up for…. Forest of Italics!

[seananmcguire]

Welcome to Whoops It’s A Series Now!

[nudityandnerdery]

Thanks, Houston, we’re Oh Your Porn Has Emotions Now and you’ve been great.

[pervocracy]

Hey guys, it’s Just Just Just and The Actuallys and this is our album “Italics”

[hazeldomain]

Opening tonight is Went Into Past Tense Somewhere. 

[brbtherescookies]

Yo, we’re Utter Lack of Dialogue. Hope you enjoyed us and Too Many Adjectives tonight!

[porcupine-girl]

Hey buddy, me and All Dialogue No Action here would like to challenge you to a Battle of the Bands.

[soyeahso]

I think Blocks of Tagless Dialogue will give you a run for your money.

[introspectivenavelgazer]

You know your wanna hear Excessive Dashes and Nodding!

[tygermama]

Long Lost Relatives for EVERYONE!!!

[cacchieressa]

I’d like to introduce my new band, The Ending Is Rushed

[undun-duz]

Hi we’re Work In Progress! Not sure how long we’ll be on stage tonight…

[telanu]

Y’all give it up for Dropped Jaws and Adverbs!

[plaidadder]

Hello everyone I know you’re here tonight to see Bad Acting but before they take the stage here’s a new band with a new sound you’re just gonna love, it’s like half new and half old and all around awkward…put your five-fingered appendages together for THESAURUS ABUSE!

[thelittleblackfox]

Give it up for It Was Only Supposed To Be 20k We’re gonna be here a lot longer than the set listing indicated

[lunar-sensate-deactivated201811]

I hope an encore performance from Run-on Sentences won’t be too tedious!

[lastoneout]

And up next we have a cool new band called ‘Sighing Eternally’ and I don’t know about you but they seem pretty exasperated!!

[peachdoxie]

Give a round of applause for Too Many Semicolons, feat. A Lot of Colons!

[night-fury-pamphlets]

you’re about to get a trademark infringement letter on behalf of my band, Semicolon Plague

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[carlaisdepressed-blog]

[gvthnx]

@astralbattles

[night-fury-pamphlets]

I had a dream I saw two giant cans of diet pepsi sit down at a bar and start drinking regular-size cans of diet pepsi and I woke up in the middle of the night trying to figure out if that was technically cannibalism

[night-fury-pamphlets]

I don’t know why but I just started thinking about the atla characters dropped into the httyd universe and

Hiccup demanding that Toph metalbend e v e r y f u c k i n g t h i n g for his latest invention and she acts annoyed but in reality she loves showing off

the dragons getting SUPER EXCITED about Iroh and Zuko because holy shit, humans that can breathe fire. finally we’ve been waiting for this

Astrid, Toph, Katara, and Heather having exactly enough attitude for each other and becoming an Instant Ride-Or-Die Squad

Zuko and Dagur talking about their redemption arcs

Iroh giving Stoick crates of his most calming blends of tea “because I can tell you need it as much as I do”

Sokka and the twins just like...telling each other dumb jokes for 9 straight days

Toph meeting other heroes with disabilities

Aang and Hiccup bonding over being thrown into major leadership positions really young and having to Change The World

TOOTHLESS AND APPA

[mylordshesacactus]

As a writer, you should try to give your villains plausible motivations, backstories, etc. A villain is much more interesting if they think they’re the hero of their own story.

As a DM, this is still great advice in theory but in practice you should ABSOLUTELY NEVER DO THIS because your players will discover your villains’ tragic backstory, look at their motivation and find it sound, and end up adopting the villains, going rogue from the Celestial Intervention Agency to avenge the wrongs done said villains and ensure their freedom, accidentally kidnapping the President, and plunging Gallifrey into a civil war.

[notagiraffe]

This is… extremely specific

[cleo4u2]

I love this post

[captaintimber]

I heard Lance likes sharks 🦈