Incorrect Night Vale

Posts and quotes that would fit in Welcome to Night Vale. Send me your weird suggestions :) Main account-> @your-local-disaster-bi

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[spectrolith-deactivated20150126]

[night-vale-worthy]

👁

[bloodonmycrucifix]

[night-vale-worthy]

[mysterious angel-like vibes]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[veryluckyclovers]

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ANGELS. ARE. NEAR.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

frank what is my gender?

Gender: a mysterious box containing an object with one useful purpose

[bashirs]

#angelic / @angejpg

[nudityandnerdery]

I can’t believe the Nebraska Humane Society killed Chris Pratt like that.

[night-vale-worthy]

"These cats don't sound like Chris Pratt. We promise! We wouldn't do that to you."

[teenjournalist]

The ghosts of every balloon that's ever been let go of appeared in the sky this evening

[night-vale-worthy]

According to the Secret Police, the balloons are likely returning for revenge.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[night-vale-worthy]

[thanks for tagging me @likopinina :) ]

[thatsbelievable]

[night-vale-worthy]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[You really are a huuuuuuuuge monkey. A huuuuuuuuge monkey. A huuuuuuuuge monkey.]

[night-vale-worthy]

Like I said, you really are a huuuuuuuuuuuge monkey.

[night-vale-worthy]

I don't even remember writing this but I think it's pretty in character lol

[thatsbelievable]

[foulserpent]

[night-vale-worthy]

You know, I never used to believe it, but it turns out it's true!

[night-vale-worthy]

wow you really weren't lying! all of these feel like they've been in episodes that just don't exist😂

Haha that's what I try to do! I love finding stuff that really fits. I'm glad you like it :)