go cut your bangs

funny but also a little insane

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[segamascott]

[librarycard]

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]

[perriaeyjeve]

[pupisized]

[herbaklava]

[wetheurban]

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

[sobcat]

[hollanderthoughts]

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

[elokitties]

walking into the pissing me off factory then being surprised when I get pissed off

[3rabbit]

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[perriaeyjeve]

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[04k96]

[aletheyass]

im like an older person but younger

[71x2]

this is like the funniest pic to come out of the world cup 😭

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife