[nightmarecunty]

how good sandman characters are at cunnilingus :

1) number one top dog is desire. obviously. more of a receiver generally but they’re the endless sexpert nobody knows better than them how to do it

2) dream surprisingly good. his personality does NOT carry him and he’s had 2 million failed relationships plus a divorce so he must have something going for him. and that something? yeah

3) unfortunately hob gadling is very good. 600 years of practise does this to a man

4) death pretty good. not every once a century mortal day is spent having lesbian sex but at least a few have been. and she’s naturally gifted

5) the corinthian….? um

[nightmarecunty]

do NOT let delirium in the pussy she is doing irreversible and frightening things in there

[knxfesck]

that's right.

[achillesinhighheels]

[kuttenberg-gauntlets]

(with profound air of someone needing to be executed) the blond man is getting to me

[segamascott]

[loyalhorror]

everyone @ morpheus:

[afieldinengland]

just overheard a mum in the museum ask her seven-year-old child ‘shall we say bye-bye to the skull?’

[corintheus]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[falseficus]

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

[tgirlmaomao]

'oh my taste in women is sooooo advanced you would neeeever understand' then you look and its all girls with conventionally fuckable eyesockets

[bludpudding]

corinthian dissociating in the target maternity section which is relevant to the lore

[pallidprincess]

(has a tummyache but doesn't want to ruin my air of gothic mystique) there is a deep pain welling inside me

[lateralmaxillary]

The Corinthian, with teeth along his tongues like geese. Send tweet.

[nightmarecunty]

the corinthian’s only real crime is being a blond man and while that’s unforgivable it’s technically morpheus’s fault for creating him that way. so the corinthian can’t be blamed and remains unblemished by wrongdoing

[woodsywarbler]

[nightmarecunty]

this too is the corinthian. if you have the vision

[rslashrats]

[fullyarmoredbattlesturgeon]