NightmareTyrantVantas

I am just a fandom nerd survivng the best they can //she /they pronouns/oh god im already 25 gods help me//suffering burnout :') / i now have an AO3 by the same name too! :https://archiveofourown.org/users/Nightmaretyrantvantas /s/ i also exist for my wonderful and amazing partner @phantommoonpeople and art/ all credit for the header goes to guzusuru.tumblr!!

[nightmaretyrantvantas]

Hey so

Wow this feels like a weird final homecoming

So with tiktok gone I think I'm going to fully transition my time and fandom time to Tumblr again( with the exception of what content creators I followed going to YouTube and artists to X I guess...but my majority of time is going to be here)

It's been a long time since I was super active on my main blog and that...kinda sucks

I'm 26 now, fucking wild, and I've had chronic art block for months now

Feels like it's kinda out of date, my interests have expanded alot and I'm currently trying to curate my feed to those interests( lots of Minecraft and horror and etc)

So if youve followed me for a long time whether for my old original content, I mean I'm back and I'm here to stay

Stay tuned I guess

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[a-998h]

I dealt with this a lot as a kid, still don't understand

[blulowy]

Hybrid charts for lifers and hermits! (As much as I can, apologies if I forgot anyone)

100% something:

Grian - watcher

Xisuma - voidwalker

Etho - fox hybrid

Keralis - human

Jevin - slime

Scott - elf

Pearl - wolf

Impulse - imp

Skizz - seraph

Tango - blazeborn

Wels - human

TFC - vex

And now mixes

Scar - 75% vex, 20% elf, 5% cat

Cub - 50% vex, 35% human, 15% underground glare

Lizzie - 50% allay, 30% human, 20% merfolk

Jimmy - 25% avian, 55% human, 20% merfolk

BigB - 80% creaking, 20% human

Ren - 70% dog, 30% human

Gem - 70% deer, 30% human

Bdubs - 90% human, 10% surface glare

Doc - 50% goat, 40% surface glare, 10% butterfly

XB - 80% merfolk, 20% human

Beef - 70% cow, 30% human

False - 50% avian, 50% human

Zedaph - 80% sheep, 20% human

Weirdos

Mumbo - dead elf, turned vampire, lost touch to magic

Cleo - dead human, turned zombie

Joe Hills - dead seraph, turned phantom

Weirdos x2

Hypno - siren, pretends to be human

Joel - red panda, siren genome, affects both voice and shape

Martyn - elf, siren genome, but only affects voice

If you don’t know what I’m talking about here’s master post for hybrid lessons! :D

[blulowy]

This post is for you and for me, consider it a master post for HYBRID LESSONS!

You’d be able to find here links to all hybrid lessons that are already posted as well as know what is coming up next :)

Avians - done

Vexes and Allays - done

Watchers and Voidwalkers - done - document for watchers

Seraphs - done

Imps - done

Glares (includes wardens) - done

Undead (vampires, zombies, phantoms) - done

Blazeborns, Frostborns, and Breeze - done

Elves - coming next

Creaking

Animal hybrids

Merfolk

Sirens

Slimes

Endermen

Dragons

Who is what hybrid among hermits and life series members

Cultural clothes for lifers’ hybrids

So far that’s the plan, something might change.

[cubfan135-facts]

cubfan135 fact #840:

Cub is nice and polite.

[hybbart]

chaos

[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit A Day May '25, Day 15: Jevin!

An angry, angry exile!

[sillyest-guy]

if I had a nickel for every time a blue slime was isolated and sent to visit the strange and horrible Other Place, I'd have two nickels

[vicprobably]

"the best family photo" from Hermit Master... Clockers in the year of our lord 2026 waow

[b336]

THE FAMILY PHOTOS WERE AMAZING!!!

[theredch3rry]

“B-b-but what if your favorite celebrities on the Epstein list”

Honey I assure you 5’10 moss, skulk who’s met Obama, vex who won’t shut up about Disney, eagle that’s the queen of hearts, whatever you want to call Joehills, papa K, knock off kakashi, a very distinguished British man with a fine mustache, ur local knight, a blaze in the overworld, void with legs, blue slime, half goat cyborg furry creeper thing, man with a fishing addiction, Australian who’s upside down, a fish that’s Keralis’s babygirl, a zombie with arson issues, a hypnotizer, a furry, deer with a diamond sword, sheep that’s looking at you, old beef, Imp with a cyber punk itch, angel with a skizzissue, and a man that’s very normal is not gonna be on that list.

[playervariety]

this concept is hilarious to me oh my god, etho your brain

[riversideeeblr]

COULD I KICK THIS HERMITS ASS - a slideshow by me

i was bored so i made this. disclaimer that i dont watch all hermits so some of these are based on vibes and could be entirely incorrect. ok enjoy

[vexcraft]

yeah sure whatever

[evilrat-sabre]

There are TWO types of people

Seeing these two back to back when opening Twitter was sure something.

[seawaveleo]

welcome back proximity mod chaos i mean season 11

[whereispearlescentmoon]

While I love the trope of “character hides that they are sick until they collapse from fever” because at heart I am a whump man, I think people sometimes use it for characters who would literally just not do that. This is my personal opinions on who would and would not do that:

Not only doesn’t hide it but milks the shit out of being sick: Grian, Gem, Scott, Jimmy, Bdubs, Doc, Ren, Keralis

Just doesn’t hide it like a normal person: BigB, Lizzie, Mumbo, Tango, Etho, Scar, Joe Hills, Hypno, Beef, Jevin, XB

Hides it so people don’t think they’re weak: Joel, Cleo, Martyn, False

Hides it to not be a burden and so they can get more work done: Pearl, Impulse, Wels, Xisuma

Miraculously never sick: Zed, Cub

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk