it was either this or ice skating

I mainly just reblog stuff! My (very limited) original content is tagged with #nightofnetter nonsense. https://linktr.ee/bliffenstimmers

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

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i have mixed feelings about competitive

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*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[dompler]

Vox (False Angel Form) in VOX DEI

♪ So cower and hide, find a rope you can swing from Go say your goodbyes, to your lives, to your kingdom! ♪

[delicate-viscera]

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Stratt, on one hour of sleep in the past three days and 37 cups of coffee: Okay thank you, I—one minute—where are we on the research grants?!—ok—you, have you contacted—hold on—no I’m not available right now—NASA where are we with the ship?—good—yes I need all of them here—no, redesign that—I cannot talk to the press right now—hand me those charts—why is the patrova line up 4%?!—and you do not have clearance—no time for that right now—the button is over there—do I look like I have two seconds—one minute everyone I’m getting another effing call—WHAT?!

Grace, on the other line: Carl and I made a baby :D

[kn0wmore]

[chick-it-out]

Visit Original Link

see him sing

now see him thrushin

[dogpuppy]

[samreich]

four equally well-fitted suits

[samreich]

sometimes you dont know what youre signing yourself up for

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[hollenix]

studies from trying to learn csp

[trekkele]

The World, So Close; by @a-witch-in-endor aka what if Ursa was a terrible parent, Zuko was Rapunzel, the whole Gaang was Flynn Rider (but mostly Sokka), and Azula was just confused.

And if you're gonna write a tangled au, you should have at least one spoof poster, right?

[segamascott]

[acollectionofas]

Extremely excellent, very very very autistic quote from Brennan Lee Mulligan:

"Curiosity is love for the world, and when you love something, you want to get to know it more. So when you share facts about crows or pterodactyls or whatever, what you are expressing is gratitude for the ability to exist in and come to understand the beauty of the world around you."

"When you tell someone that you don't like all the crow facts, you're...

"You're actually saying that you hate me. I am my crow facts."

[seabeck]

Dumdum may not be my smartest chicken, but she does know that humans can solve all her problems

1 minute old and don’t know how to eat or drink? Scream

Need to lay an egg but you’re crate bound while your leg heals? Try to jump on your human. When you can’t do that? Stare at them.

[seabeck]

Very important chicken

[eoh666]

playground insults in 2030: dude your dad looks like ai generated gay porn