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Funniest thing about Crimson Peak is that the ghosts are trying to help but they have the misfortune of being visually terrifying and unsightly so it constantly turns into the “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING??” vine

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Renfield (2023)

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Tumblr post from the 19th century: I love you laudanum I love you opium I love you coca I love you absinthe

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if i was in a haunted hotel with shelley duvall for an entire winter i would not chase her around with an axe

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get a load of this, fellas. heh, “feminism” ,amirite guys?

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im a body language expert and if you watch the film closely you can see she doesn’t like to be chased with an axe

bamsara

I'm in TJ Max with full skull facepaint on cause I didn't feel like taking it off and a child is following me. Not saying anything just following me

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apprentice acquired

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Vampira and the Misfits.

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HELLRAISER (1987) dir. Clive Barker

#hellraiser #films

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I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

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Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

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Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

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Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

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This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

batsalmighty

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

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Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). – Got to walk a second time through– Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh.

hoardofhyperfixations

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

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Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

under-the-arch

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

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The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

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IM CRYING

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My friends and I were in a really dark part of a haunted house and couldn’t find the exit, so the guy who had just jumped out at us had to say “to your left” in his same scary voice he’d used to scream and we were like “thanks!”

And then after a few moments of patting blindly at the wall he says again in the same ominous voice “your other left”

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World Heritage Post

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I went to a series of haunted houses for the first time with my fiancé on Friday and he’d never seen my reaction to them - Sheer Delight

He thought I was taunting the scarers by being so happy and chipper

caspercryptid

I was at the Halloween horror night at a theme park once and I was wearing the “don’t scare me” necklace because I am a Fucking Coward so naturally when an actor goes “hey you” in a deep voice I started Walking Faster and in the same creaky I-just-gargled-sand voice they go “no, no, come back, I see your necklace, I just wanna check out your coat”

Turns out if you wear a London fog coat and a scarf people will ask you if you’re cosplaying Dr. Who a lot. Some of those people will be killer zombies.