imagine being a vampire w a nice dark apartment and a cushy remote job plus a little nighttime doordashing to make ends meet and then your tags expire and u cant go to get them renewed bcs the dmv isn't open after dark rn so u figure you'll wait until winter to get it done but then the apartment complex has ur car towed bcs of the expired tags and u cant go get it bcs the lot isnt open after dark so they keep charging you until u simply cant afford to get it back anyway. so now you cant doordash anymore and on top of that youre having to pay for an uber every time you go out to hunt and it adds up fast and your job isnt really covering it so you look for a second job but they all want you to come interview in person during the daytime. and eventually u miss too many rent payments and late fees and your apartment management evicts you and u cant even show up to court to fight it bcs it is obviously also during the day. and the cops come and open your door and the sunlight streams in and you just burn up to a crisp right before their eyes.
imagine getting pulled over as a vampire and your license says u should be 55 but you look 20 and on top of that they wanna breathalyze you but technically you dont breathe so since you refused they take u in for a blood test but you dont really have any of your own blood either. so your license gets suspended and part of what you have to do to get it reinstated is an addiction recovery program but the only ones in your area are aa groups that meet in fucking churches which obviously as a vampire you cant enter. what the fuck do you even do.
