Night Vale Problems

Welcome to Night Vale Problems. A community bulletin board to air complaints about life in our small desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and strange lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. This blog supports POCecil headcanons and POCecil artists.

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[ru-debega]

this is my friend Jay’s song and he has had a really rough time of it lately and whatnot so if you feel like checking out his latest stuff on Bandcamp or whatever, he started releasing stuff as Satellite High again 

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I feel like more people should know that the iconic “The Bus Is Late” is from an album of songs entirely about the bus, and he has multiple albums about sharks. Just seems, you know. Relevant to many people’s interests.

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Best Of Night Vale Problems (4 of ??): Internship and its problems

“I keep making friends with Night Vale Radio interns.”

“NVCR turned me down for position of intern. Joke’s on them! I work for StrexCorp now!”

“My kid was an intern.”

“When I survived my internship at NVCR, I thought I was one of the lucky ones. But the station management won’t give me a reference.”

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Best Of Night Vale Problems (3 of ??): Health and Wellness

I am not one of the 53 percent of the Night Vale community that was born without pain sensing nerves. This is a regular issue.

Everyone talks about how wonderous the glow cloud looks. I’m colorblind.

Alcohol interacts with my medications so if I see something, I say nothing, but I can’t drink to forget.

I’ve had throat spiders.

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Best Of Night Vale Problems (2 of ??): Health Insurance and Medical Care

“Wheat and wheat-byproduct addiction therapy isn’t covered by insurance.” 

“My third eye that spontaneously appeared has terrible eyesight. And my insurance won’t pay for glasses.” 

“The health clinic gave me new diseases instead of curing the one I had.”

“I have telekinesis, and I have to spend thousands of dollars to treat it since it is no longer covered by medical insurance. It’s draining my account. “ 

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The thing that lives in my walls keeps throwing what sounds like very wild and violent parties late at night, but he always pays the rent on time so I can't bring myself to evict him.  ( croats-on-splash-mountain )

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I actually AM an expert in Dark Magics, but now no one believes me because of that idiot!  ( motatopotato )

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Cecil has kind of gotten tired of the casseroles everyone is bringing him to help cope with Carlos' absence.... Would any of you mind bringing other stuff instead? Like coffee? I'm the one who has to eat it and...wheat casserole?

- Intern Jenny ( agent-starfreak23 )

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My mother is the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home. ( val-park-research-blog )

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Best of Night Vale Problems ( 1 of ?? ): Supernatural and WTNV crossover problems.

“I think I’m in love with an agent of the Vague Yet Menacing Government Agency. But they keep saying he doesn’t work there, and never has.”

“Two strange men shot the head of the neighborhood watch association and several of my neighbors without any proper authorization. Now I have to organize the block party on my own.”

“I have a crush on the man in the tan jacket. He also owes me money.”

“I lost my shoe in the glow cloud.”

“I am an angel. People keep telling me that angels don’t exist. Now I’m starting to wonder if they are actually right. What if I don’t really exist?”

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I have telekinesis, and I have to spend thousands of dollars to treat it since it is no longer covered by medical insurance. It's draining my account.

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Name: Ashton Darkrose-Eganfire

Address: Southwest Fifth Street, Night Vale

Anonymous Complaint: A time loop has trapped me in a scheduling-issue-cancelled-Wednesday and hence in nonexistance. Please help

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I regret to inform everyone that due to overwhelming popularity, the line for "That Special Place in Hell" has been shut down. The exits are on your left...I think. Those actually might be black holes. ( mattmurdockprays )

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I don't like Big Rico's Pizza, but it is mandatory to eat there at least once a week. ( jossepph )

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I’m from Desert Bluffs.

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6... 92... 153... 18... 67...

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New blog layout. Asks still closed while I catch up on backlog. Thanks for sticking around. -C

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I don't have enough parking for all of the new cars I keep winning. ( ceciltheradioartist  )