The Nightwatcher

Request a boon, have it granted along with a curse!

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Cosmere roleplay blog

Request a boon as yourself or as an oc or other character!

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Life before death! Strength before weakness! Journey before destination! My boon will be YOU!

What does this mean I don’t know if I can grant this boon I do not understand.

Here is a marketable plushie version of me as consolation.

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Can I get a sandwich pretty please?

Sure! Here’s your sandwich!

Your curse is that you can only speak in Pig Latin!

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could I request $2 for an ice cream please oh powerful Nightwatcher?

Yes! $2 appears in your pocket now!

Your curse is a deep, unfulfillable, and never-ending yearning!

Enjoy your ice cream!

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Hello Nightwatcher, I am the Lopen and even though I can walk on walls, I can't get a girlfriend. It boggles the mind! Can you make me irresistible to women?

Yeah! This will cause no problems at all, I’m sure!

Your curse is that the only tune you can carry is this one called “Jingle Bells”!

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Can I have the secret to success and fulfillment in life?

Yes!

Your curse is that every seventh word you say becomes "waluigi" as it leaves your mouth.

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I want to be able to draw things exactly as I picture them in my head

This ability is granted to you!

Your curse is you can only understand books when read backwards. Specifically for books, though, not necessarily any other written work. But it’s also for if the book is read aloud. The reader must read it backwards for you to understand it.

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Can I have a boon that will allow me to live in this capitalist hell hole?

Yes, you will find your boon with you tomorrow.

Your curse is being named Crayon, and you can not change it or convince anyone to call you by a different name. :)

Have fun, Crayon!

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Hi I like your valley. Can you help me understand subtext in social interactions?

Thank you, it is a very nice valley. My mother made it!

Boon granted!

And for your curse, your teeth now cycle through the colors of the rainbow!

Have fun!

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Can I request to have my very own city in shadesmar alongside an oathgate

Boon granted!

Your curse is Eternal Hiccups!

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Can I have a schematic for a fabrial that records and displays images?

Ahh, yes! When you wake up tomorrow, you will know exactly how to create such a fabrial.

And your curse? You will never be free from this device. It will call to you in every hour, waking or sleeping.

Have fun!

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Come Visit The Old Magic And Receive A Boon From The Nightwatcher!

All Boons Come Free With One Curse. No Refunds. The Nightwatcher Is Not Legally Responsible For Any Subsequent Mishaps, Mayhem, Or Maladies.