人＋為＝偽り

Name: Rachel

[nicollekidman]

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars 

[death-by-elocution]

[dgtrf]

[meanplastic]

[kentrian]

[nom-food]

Doughnut ice cream cones

[methhomework]

my penis is fully erected

[splasheffect]

John legend is real af for this.

[swaggajacked]

#legendary

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

I hate them bringing up his education. You can’t call out racism without going to college? And clearly all the Trumps’ education did nothing for them.

[jayymars]

This is the year y'all… We ain’t takin no more shit

[idiod]

[pomeranian2]

[jewlsies]

Guys don't like that much makeup.

then I suggest they just stick to a lightweight bb cream and mascara

[purpletangyvaginas]

[meanplastic]

[igglooaustralia]

Crying 😂

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[dernski]

iguanamouth:

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

im peeing

[misscherry]

ITS BACK

[stanleyfromspace]

…

[toasterssupertasty]

Hey @iguanamouth, guess what found it’s way back to my dash

[clairewolf1992-blog]

hey lauren did you eat this or what

[iguanamouth]

this post ruined my fucking life

[timothechallamet]

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

it’s funny because even online i find it hard to be social and make friends

[mymodernmet]

Makeup Artist Uses Her Lips as a Canvas for Elaborate Works of Art

[kafkasapartment]