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While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, “Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready.”

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

sojuuboy-deactivated20211103

haha this is the only thing i’ll post after a couple months 😏 effort is extraordinary ✨

ladyfl4me

“your au isn’t completely canon compliant”

canon is but the sandbox in which i strike lightning to form glass. trouble me no more with your quibblings and quorums, lest i grind you to dust beneath my heel and build stories from the remnants of your bones. avast, foul fiend

lananiscorner

“your au isn’t completely canon compliant”

And what exactly do you think “au” stands for? “Accurate universe”?

cherryandsisters-deactivated202

millionfish

old-and-new-friends

Oh…oh no

writingfeedsthedarkestones

This is so unnecessary how fucking dare you

g0at0ad

to all the people saying “he has suki now” yeah, sure, he has a new gf. but that doesn’t erase his loss. he’s still allowed to feel grief over yue’s death.

1999gorl

me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed

movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace

wayoffbeat

alternatively

movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece

me: what the actual fuck did I just watch

stark-tony

au where jet doesn’t find out that zuko and iroh are fire nation and when he runs into the gaang he goes ‘oh by the way this is my new friend lee. we met on the ferry ride over here!’ and the gaang and zuko just like awkwardly stare at each other for a really long time

appendingfic

“This is Aang. The Avatar,” Katara says slowly.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” Zuko replies carefully.

“Don’t you mean it’s an honor?” Sokka retorts.

Zuko strongly considers breaking his cover just to murder Sokka right there.

ngalitzine

“You don’t even call her by her name, which is Chloe.”

stevenyellowdiamonduniverse

One day Greg became a dad and his girlfriend was gone and he was like yep, this is my life now..how did that even happen anyway

That happened like this:

cadaverkeys

zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.

cadaverkeys

thats fucking rough, buddy.

rudegayslang

did jet just fucking die?

aangsslut

scipunk63

“What? Not fucking lighting today?”

niickiepie

I am so....so FUCKING sorry uNcLe 😭

cadaverkeys

zuko definitely shouldve been allowed to drop just one f-bomb in atla…i think he deserves it.

cadaverkeys

thats fucking rough, buddy.

rudegayslang

did jet just fucking die?

aangsslut

scipunk63

“What? Not fucking lighting today?”

qu33rr1t4bl3

disney really tried to make artemis fowl palatable for worried over protective parents huh…………… saving the world? the power of friendship?? coming of age?? a “collector”???? hello???? artemis fowl is a goddamn criminal, a kidnapper, a thief, an immoral jerk. what t fuck….. he finds out magical creatures exists and immediately organizes a kidnapping operation and asks for a rescue. his character redemption arc doesnt even start until you’re like 3 or 4 books in. A grown ass woman punches his 12 y/o ass and you CHEER. thats how much of an asshole he is. im suing disney