zodiac queen

Bonnie | Virgo sun Sag moon | 15

[nikeastrology]

The Signs as Unexplained Feelings

Aries: Rubatosis- The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.

Taurus: Altschmerz- The weariness from the same old issue you've always had.

Gemini: Adronitis- The frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.

Cancer: Kuebiko- The state of exhaustion inspired by senseless acts of violence.

Leo: Kenopsia- An eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but now is abandoned and quiet.

Virgo: Ellipism- The sadness from never knowing your destiny.

Libra: Occhiolism- The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

Scorpio: Exluanis- The tendency to give up talking about an experience because others are unable to relate to it.

Sagittarius: Onism- The frustration of being stuck in one body that inhabits only one place at a time.

Capricorn: Lacheism- The desire to be struck by disaster.

Aquarius: Nodus Tollens- The realization that the plot of your life doesn't make sense to you anymore.

Pisces: Mauerbauertraurigkeit- The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends and family.

[nikeastrology]

Roasting The Signs

Aries: Could you be a little less obvious about the steroids you take? It's making the rest of us worried you may die in the middle of class.

Taurus: I thought "money talks" was just a saying before I met you.

Gemini: They call you two faced because while you're cute and smart, you're also an emo, petty dumbass.

Cancer: I don't really have to say anything, just the fact you're on here is prolly enough to make you cry.

Leo: "Attention Whore," because not only do you crave attention from everyone, but you also can't go more than a few days without sex.

Virgo: You talk a lot of shit for such an alcoholic fake bitch.

Libra: For someone who always wants a relationship, you sure can't keep one for long.

Scorpio: I just love how every time someone tells you that someone else has an STD, you rush to get tested.

Sagittarius: If I wanted to scare you on Halloween, I'd say "commitment" instead of "Boo!"

Capricorn: I love how you're 'so good at roasting' but you're basically a dildo - fake AND dickish.

Aquarius: I like how you "care for people" and also treat them like experiments. It's kind of like a company that does animal testing saying they love animals... fucking hypocrite.

Pisces: Don't cry, but I've got to break some news to you - The world doesn't revolve around you, sweetheart. The only thing that revolves around you is a constant shitstorm that you created, but blame everyone else for.

[cloudstrology]

signs each sign doesn’t get along with

aries: capricorn

taurus: leo

gemini: pisces

cancer: aquarius

leo: scorpio

virgo: sagittarius

libra: capricorn

scorpio: leo

sagittarius: virgo

capricorn: aries

aquarius: cancer

pisces: gemini

[toevom]

[pieces-of-silverwing]

Genesis - Grimes

I’m the one in love

[sprachtraeume]

2017 is gonna be my year

2016 already kicked my ass and this year is ruined so let’s hope for the next one lol

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[nikeastrology]

art

[montybitchfart]

Most to Least dirty minded

*Use your moon sign*

Scorpio Virgo Sagittarius Gemini Aries Cancer Leo Taurus Aquarius Libra Pisces Capricorn

[thebestoftumbling]

“Bravo, writers, for acknowledging your mistakes. Now…….BRING BACK THE REAL TITANS!!!”

[believebxtch]

WHAT EPISODE OH MY GOD

[johncribati]

This show just roasted itself into oblivion? ??????

[mangoshawty]

Is this a sign

[nikeastrology]

I hope it's okay, but I made an aesthetic series based on your post of what the Zodiac signs are made of. I made sure to credit you for the original idea.

Yeah that's totally fine!!

[nikeastrology]

Celebrities With Your Moon Sign!

Aries Moon: Angelina Jolie, Rihanna, Steve Jobs, Selena Gomez, Tyra Banks, Daniel Radcliffe, Jared Leto, Ellen DeGeneres, P!nk, Ian Somerhalder, Russell Brand, Enrique Iglesias

Taurus Moon: Christina Aguilera, Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore, Meryl Streep, Mick Jagger, Bill Clinton, Nicole Scherzinger, Robert Downey Jr, Taylor Lautner, Demi Lovato, Quentin Tarantino, Elton John, Charles the Prince of Wales

Gemini Moon: Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, Jennifer Lawrence, Heidi Klum, Jim Carrey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kylie Minogue, Tina Turner, Jake Gyllenhaal, The Virgin Mary, Hugh Jackman

Cancer Moon: Taylor Swift, Shakira, Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, Robert Pattinson, Catherin the Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William the Duke of Cambridge, Isaac Newton, Gwen Stefani, Jimi Hendrix, Heath Ledger

Leo Moon: Mahatma Gandhi, Tom Cruise, Megan Fox, David Bowie, Lana Del Rey, Cristiano Ronaldo, Paul McCartney, Halle Berry, Marilyn Manson, Niall Horan, Elizabeth the Queen of England

Virgo Moon: Madonna, Natalie Portman, the 14th Dalai Lama, John Kennedy, Nicki Minaj, Zayn Malik, Zac Efron, John Travolta, JK Rowling, Stephen Hawking, Mary-Kate Olsen, Lance Armstrong, Serena Williams, Jada Pinkett Smith

Libra Moon: Leonardo DiCaprio, Conchita Wurst, Justin Bieber, Harry Styles, Kristen Stewart, Jay-Z, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, George Bush, Sylvester Stallone, Ariana Grande, Anne Hathaway, Nicolas Cage, Bradley Cooper

Scorpio Moon: Beyonce, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Scarlet Johansson, Alan Rickman, Robbie Williams, Charlie Chaplin, Orlando Bloom, Nelson Mandela, Bjork, Avril Lavigne, James Dean, Bob Marley, Roger Federer

Sagittarius Moon: Albert Einstein, Jennifer Anniston, Justin Timberlake, Wolfgang Mozart, Freddie Mercury, Emma Watson, Picaso, Donald Trump, Vincent van Gogh, Adele, Ludwig van Beethoven

Capricorn Moon: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ryan Gosling, Amy Winehouse, David Beckham, Abraham Lincoln, Kourtney Kardashian, Liv Tyler

Aquarius Moon: Jesus, Marilyn Monroe, Britney Spears, Diana the Princess of Wales, Uma Thurman, Eminem, Sandra Bullock, Ashton Kutcher, Victoria Beckham, Lil Wayne

Pisces Moon: Michelle Obama, Michael Jackson, Martin Luther King, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Elvis Presley, Kim Kardashian, Leonardo Da Vinci, Robin Williams, Kanye West

Here are more http://www.astrotheme.com/celebrities/lune_signes.htm

[nikeastrology]

the signs based on people i personally know

aries: probably the hardest working and also the best procrastinator. they have no filter. will drop everything to help you. has the wildest almost unbelievable stories and evidence in case you don't believe them. can make you smile even when you feel like shit.

taurus: the biggest romantic with the biggest heart. you don't think they care about you? they do. fuzzy blanket enthusiast. no matter how busy they are, how much work they have to do, if you need to talk, they're there. they won't share unless you ask. always watching a new tv show.

gemini: probably knows the scientific explanation behind that. not two faced contrary to popular belief, but is just so goddamn charming they can get along with various types of people. will literally wallow in their negative emotions until they burst. humour is their best defense mechanism.

cancer: will call you out if you act stupid. wants you to remember all the good times you've had with them because they're scared you'll forget and leave them behind. willing to drive for hours to get some really good food.

leo: has the courage to say the things that everyone else was too afraid to say. can be sobbing one second and making jokes the next. has the most random things on their wall, but in an organized way. will drive to your house at midnight because they wanted to be with you.

virgo: their room is actually a mess most of the time. likes to avoid their problems a lot. but once forced to deal with them, it didn't even seem like they were struggling at all. more of a listener. often has flashbacks of dumb things they've said.

libra: prioritizes the wrong things. it takes a while for their jokes to be understood by the public. has a recognizable catchphrase. has no tolerance for assholes and will literally go off on you and make you rethink your life choices.

scorpio: so determined. will do anything to distract themselves from their emotional instability. has hundreds of friends but only considers 3 of them as real ones. sleeps a lot because its the only time their mind shuts up. will remember that one thing you said seven years ago.

sagittarius: always thinks of something fun to do. has a lot of doubts and insecurities about themselves and won't believe you when you try to reassure them. very picky about the people they choose to spend their time with. clumsy af and will literally trip on air. you probably owe them money.

capricorn: sometimes you can't tell if they're being serious or if they're joking. often questions the validity of their friendships. probably cried the other night. likes to go on roofs. good at looking productive but they are actually just looking at cat videos.

aquarius: so incredibly talented. cannot multitask for their life. belts at the top of their lungs in the shower. when they're walking it looks like they're walking to the beat of some 80s funk song. they are the shoulder you cry on. handles confrontation well.

pisces: tries to act really tough and independent but in reality they just want a big hug. loves insulated water bottles. has an encyclopedia full of inside jokes they share with their friends. was probably the teacher's favorite. owns books they haven't even opened

[nikeastrology]

PROS AND CONS OF BEING FRIENDS WITH THE SIGNS

ARIES

PROS: Will share everything they have with you, laughs at your dumb jokes, has amazing taste in food

CONS: You have to listen to them tell you about the same thing over and over, and say goodbye to personal space and privacy

TAURUS

PROS: Will always tell you the truth (even if it’s embarrassing), always backs you up against your enemies, great movie recommendations, lets you mess with their hair

CONS: never lets anyone get a word in when speaking, annoys you with constant truth bombs when you know you need to fix yourself

GEMINI

PROS: a very rare soul that can get you in breathless laughter, doesn’t judge you no matter what you do, never loses chill, know all the gossip

CONS: knows all your gossip, never know their true opinion on things

CANCER

PROS: cries at movies along with you, always carries a bag filled with 10000 stuffs and is prepared for any situation, helps you fix wardrobe malfunctions immediately and discreetly, easy to shop for

CONS: complains about the randomest things, freaks out over little messes

LEO

PROS: always tries to make you feel comfortable and good about yourself, really good at weaseling out of trouble, listens to all your problems and gives great advice

CONS: forgets literally everything, never knows when to shut up

VIRGO

PROS: takes great notes and can explain concepts you don’t understand, knows when someone isn’t good enough for you, lets you join in on their weird interests if you show enough appreciation for them

CONS: you have to listen to them talk about their weird obsessions 24/7, silent treatment if you piss them off

LIBRA

PROS: has super hot friends they want to set you up with (aka also the best wingman), they make it difficult to be embarrassed when hanging out with them, you get to see them unintentionally emulate your habits and it’s super cute

CONS: believes every conspiracy and urban legend and stupid rumor they hear, follows every trend, you get stuck with comforting them after every shitty relationship they have (which is a lot)

SCORPIO

PROS: will literally kill anyone who hurts you, you learn from their mistakes, incredibly hot and it rubs off on you

CONS: unreal mood swings, can not let shit go

SAGITTARIUS

PROS: introduces you to amazing things, literally the whole package (beautiful, funny, smart)

CONS: always off somewhere and you never see them, steals all your food

CAPRICORN

PROS: gets things done, doesn’t excuse any shit from you, breaks rules for you, lets you borrow their jackets

CONS: subjects you to the terrible unfunny movies they love, listens to everything at either the lowest of highest possible volume

AQUARIUS

PROS: weirder than you, has amazing pets, can get super goofy or super real with them

CONS: literally could care less about ANY rules, absolutely caustic sarcasm 24/7 (though I personally find this to be a pro.)

PISCES

PROS: refreshingly sweet, way too generous with their things, gives you massages, cooks like a boss,

CONS: never returns things they borrow, falls asleep before they can text you back

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[ofsilverstardust]

The Signs as Text Posts

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I don’t usually reblog these BUT THIS IS GOLD

[sexandtheastrology]

VERY BASIC COMPATIBILITY

SAME ELEMENT COUPLES ARE CONSIDERED “YOUR BEST MATCH” 

(THOUGH NOT REALLY CUS YOU’D HAVE TO DO YOUR CHARTS TO RLLY “KNOW” BUT THIS IS MEANT TO BE BASIC)

THERE ARE 4 ELEMENTS OK

FIRE SIGNS: THE FIRE SIGNS ARE ARIES, LEO & SAGITTARIUS. THESE ARE THE IMPULSIVE LITTLE SHITS. YOU GUYS ARE OPINIONATED PEOPLE. COMPETITIVE AND INDEPENDENT. TYPE TO ARGUE WITH YOU WHEN YOU DON’T AGREE WITH THEIR OPINION. THEY DON’T LIKE PEOPLE DOING THINGS FOR THEM. NEEDS TO DOMINATE AND BE IN CONTROL. BOSSY MOTHERFUCKERS. HOPELESS ROMANTICS. TYPES TO  SAY “I LOVE YOU MORE” BECAUSE YES EVEN LOVE IS A DAMN COMPETITION TO THEM. FRIENDLY AND WILD. LOVE TO SOCIALIZE AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS BUT THEY THINK THEY'RE SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM SO THEY STICK WITH THOSE WHO ARE WORTHY OF THE THEIR FRIENDSHIP. LOYAL FRIENDS AND LOVERS. THEY’RE THE BIG KIDS OF THE ZODIAC. THEY ARE FREE SPIRITS AND THEY CANNOT BE TAMED. 

EARTH SIGNS: THE EARTH SIGNS ARE TAURUS, VIRGO, & CAPRICORN. MONEY LOVING HOES. THEY KNOW HOW TO SAVE MONEY AS IF EVERY BILL THEY SPEND IS THEIR LAST. THEY LIKE TOP QUALITY SHIT. FOOD, FRIENDS, CLOTHES, AND LOVERS HAS TO BE TOP QUALITY. THEY ARE SMART SPENDERS OK THEY'RE NOT CHEAP. HIGH ASS STANDARDS FOR THEMSELVES AND EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM. THEY’RE REFEREED TO AS OBSERVERS BUT REALLY ALL THEY’RE DOING IS JUDGING YOUR ASS. THEY’RE NOT FOND OF LAZY PEOPLE AND COMPLAINERS. HUMBLE AND LOYAL. THEYRE CONSIDERED BORING BUT THEY CANNOT FOOL ME. THESE ARE THE LOWKEY HOES. THEY DO EVERYTHING LOWKEY. THEY ARE ACTUALLY VERY SENSUAL AND FREAKY HOES. THEY JUST KEEP IT CLASSY.QUALITY > QUANTITY. CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH WITH THESE GUYS. THEY THINK HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES AND THEY WONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING  OTHER THAN THE BEST. ESPECIALLY IN LOVE. TYPE OF PEOPLE THAT WILL MOST LIKELY SETTLE DOWN LATE. PATIENT FUCKERS THEY WILL WAIT FOREVER FOR THEIR “ONE”.

AIR SIGNS:  THE AIR SIGNS ARE GEMINI, LIBRA, & AQUARIUS  UNPREDICTABLE MOTHERFUCKERS. CHARMING LITTLE FUCKS . THEY’RE SO CHARMING THEY PROBABLY COULD ACTUALLY FUCK YOUR MOM (OR DAD)  IF THEY WERE CAPABLE OF PURSUING SOMETHING WITHOUT LOSING INTEREST IN A MATTER OF  .05 SECONDS.  THEY HAVE TROUBLE BEING RELIABLE AND CONSISTENT CUS TO THEM FUN IS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY. THEY WANT TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST AND DON’T LIKE TO REALLY TAKE IN THE DARK AND NOT SO PRETTY SIDE OF LIFE. THIS MAKES THEM SEEM SHALLOW BUT REALLY ITS  THEIR WAY OF JUST AVOIDING EMOTIONS AND ATTACHMENT TO HELP THEM DEAL WITH IT. THE AIR SIGNS ARE LIGHT PEOPLE. THEY’RE ALWAYS JOKING AND BEING WEIRD LITTLE FREAKY PERVERTS. THEY MAKE AMAZING FRIENDS. THEY CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH AND ACCEPT YOU FOR YOUR TRUE SELF BETTER THAN ANY OTHER ZODIAC SIGN. OPEN-MINDED PEOPLE. THEY’RE THE INTELLECTUALS OF THE ZODIAC. THEY'RE THOSE ANNOYING “DID YOU KNOW BLAH BLAH BLAH” FUCKERS. SERIOUSLY, THEY KNOW RANDOM SHIT THAT IS POINTLESS BUT THEY JUST NEED TO KNOW IT ALL CUS GUESS WHAT?? THEY’RE “KNOW-IT-ALLS.”  THEY DONT THINK THEY’RE SMARTER THAN YOU THEY KNOW IT. 

WATER SIGNS: THE WATER SIGNS ARE CANCER, SCORPIO, AND PISCES. KNOWN AS THE EMOTIONAL LITTLE SHITS. ALWAYS HAVE THEIR GUARD UP. THINK EVERYONE IS OUT TO TEAR THEIR HEARTS OUT OF  THEIR CHEST AND STOMP ON IT. SO DAMN DRAMATIC SMFH.  THEY PLAY MIND GAMES AND PUT YOU THROUGH TESTS TO TEST OUT YOUR LOYALTY. THEY’RE HOPELESS ROMANTICS AND THEY’RE VERY LOYAL AND COMMITTED PEOPLE. BEST LOVERS ONLY CUS THEY’RE NOT THE TYPE TO GIVE UP WHEN IT GETS ROUGH. DON’T HAVE MANY “REAL” FRIENDS AND THEY LIKE IT THAT WAY. TYPE OF ANNOYING PEOPLE TO SAY “I’M REAL” OR “THEY DON’T KNOW THE REAL ME”. THEY LIKE TO GET TO CORE OF THINGS AND PEOPLE. COUGH STALKERS COUGH.  THEY WANT RAW LOVE. VULNERABILITY. BE “REAL.” THEY’RE SHY LITTLE SHITS AND THEY TAKE FOREVER TO OPEN UP. FOR GOOD REASONS THOUGH. LOYAL AND PROTECTIVE FRIENDS.  THEY ARE CAPABLE OF SLASHING TIRES AND SCRATCHING CARS FOR THEIR FRIENDS OK. NOT TO BE MESSED WITH OR UNDERESTIMATED.

[nikeastrology]

is your sign moody, charming, or sexual?

most moody: cancer, pisces, gemini, capricorn

most charming: libra, sagittarius, leo, aries

most sexual: scorpio, virgo, taurus, aquarius