Fuck it, we ball

they/them

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]

[bgm05]

[lakevida]

being really good at sandwiches is one of the most valuable skills you can have in this expensive ass world

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[mismedleym]

toward the sun, from the sun

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED TO WRITE FANFICTION <- guy who is perfectly capable of writing fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[explicitlyrics]

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

[loth-caatgirl]

actually yes this needs to be kept as part of this conversation

[thememedaddy]

[bold-baddie]

[cosmicretreat]

[thedeliaishere]

skyrim bandit: victory or sovngarde!

me: im gonna be real with you. your ass isnt going there

[8one6]

Look, if you didn't want your soul harvested to make one of a thousand enchanted daggers that I'm just using to practice until I get my skill high enough to make what I'm actually going to use then you shouldn't have turned to a life of banditry.

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow