Hola!

I’m Nikita I post about anything and everything so strap up ‘cos this is gonna be a wild ride.

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[alkaline-noodles]

[memeclassheroes]

[ninjapancake314]

[schrodingers-blursed-kitty]

@mama-germany

[jedi-valjean]

Move in together. Problem solved

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

That witch hasn’t said a single word but im calling it now - Himbo.

Also yes move in together, platonically or romantically doesn’t matter, I’d watch the hell out of that wlw mlm solidarity fantasy sitcom anyway.

[susiephone]

A fair maiden knocks on the goth lady’s door and says she’s here to find love.

The goth sighs, points across the road and says, “Witch is over there. He doesn’t do love potions because consent but he might be able to make you prettier, although 90% of the time it turns out the spell didn’t do anything but make you more confident.”

The maiden blushes and sheepishly explains that she knows he’s the witch, she just talked to him and he sent her over here.

Goth looks over her shoulder to see the himbo witch standing outside his house giving her a grin and a double thumbs up.

[mauzymorn]

YES TO ALL OF THIS

[sexycraisinthanos]

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

Today’s MAP Hating Character is: the Mine Turtle from asdfmovie!

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, FOLKS!!

[maphatingcharacteroftheday]

happy birthday to this legendary confirmation

[pdlcomics]

seem tired

[naturaekos]

[stonerparty]

[namchyoon]

sometimes, family is a man and his two dummy big brothers, one dummy little brother, a good friend, a charming guy, and a muscle man ♡

[redrola]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

[sickpage]

[estradiol-dyke]

body hair isn't gross and I'm sorry if anyone made u think that

[ylwkirby-moved]

What’s it like being 21 and older

[dream-cassette]

[succubusboyfriend]

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

[succubusboyfriend]

ranibow sprimkle……..

[cr0wswithknives]

kepchup.

[cosmicyeehaw]

SPINCH

[oli-nerd]

B A N C H

[scoobertdoobertlove]

chichen nuggest

[yondus-wife]

b R o G L e

[borzboy]

strawbebbies..

[siriuslymeg]

mAeShMoLoWa

[ottermatopoeia]

🌠sprimps🌠

[satyriconmp3]

very hard to communicate tone through text but i hope i sound hot

[fahadcz]

whats your type

The unreachable one .

[firegfarchive-deactivated202106]

ive had a god complex ever since i could never find my name on those gift shop keychains

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL