Chocolate Bar

Nikita. I don't know what I'm doing anymore

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[bradney-deactivated20140403]

[firemen-deactivated20141022]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[gothicprep]

this pig is relatable

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

can y'all leave Denise fucking alone!!! what’s she done to y'all

[milky-katzchen]

SHES KERMITS NEW BITCH

WHICH MEANS WE DONT FUCK WITH HER

Ya dig?

[elfvenomm]

Right

But my why is this so relatable

[unicornships]

Animated characters and their buddies…..

[throwbackblr]

parallels

[gemst0necowgirl]

what does this mean

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Wakanda is Fergalicious

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

T’Challa stans fergie and idk how to handle it

[deejay]

I got that boom boom pow…

Them chickens jackin my style.. they try to copy my swagga

Im on some next shiiiit now

I don’t know what to do with this information.

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

You’ve already done the lords work so idk what else you could do with this information

[boppis]

Clearly, Wakanda is 3000 and 8 while the rest of the world is 2000 and late like did you even watch the movie :/ ?

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

                                              fuck the system

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[gogomrbrown]

https://openstaxcollege.org

FUCK CAPITALISM! This didn’t cost tax payers anything. You don’t need to be a governing body with a police force to do decent things.

[ohthekorean-deactivated20160205]

stanfordetc freedomofscreech

[hagiographically]

THANK

[kaciart]

Just going to pop this here for you guys.

[englishlit-chic]

Important ☝🏼️

[studyybri-deactivated20161220]

REBLOGGING THE FUCK OUTTA THIS

[sephezade]

It’s June, but some folks are about to hit classes or re-up for more credits anyway. Shout out to the folks with their nose to the grindstone.

[alexander]

can they pay for the required pears*n e-learning bullshit my school makes me buy

[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

[animemountains]

[lucyrue]

it’s scary cause i almost can’t tell the difference.

[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

That’s a Makoto Shinkai for you

[thathomestar]

[prevsofialamb-blog]

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

[amlielacrx-archived-blog-deacti]

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

[ioanina]

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

[twitterlols]

[sherlock-hannibal]

Which do you prefer?

[bittyblueeyes]

I prefer MasterChef Junior:

[ziamdynasty]

a wholesome post thank u

[shrineart]

What’s best is I love all three portrayals, basically anything with this man in it he’s so precious.

[agayworthfightingfor]

UK Gordon Ramsay is dealing with sensible people and edible food. US Ramsay is dealing with people who have actual health code violations in their restaurants yet claim to be good chefs running an acceptable business. Masterchef Junior Ramsay is teaching kids how to cook. No fucking WONDER there’s a massive difference.

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet