hey there, demons

Nikki Misery, guitarist and total weirdo. gh: misterxmisery 

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

Hey I’m going to hell does anyone want anything

[sa2ha]

amazing

[aggressionbread]

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

I think I’m alive.

[sukoyaka]

(via 鈴木一也 a.k.a 大司教さんのツイート: “子供泣くわ。… ”)

[killowave]

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

I opened a post to write something but that was 10 minutes ago and I have no idea what it was. So hey, what’s up?

[rrrick]

[jamausis]

i am not real.. i made myself up

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

Update on the closet, I swear I heard a goddamn voice come from it

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

Guys there’s nothing in the goddamn closet. I’m concerned.

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

There’s a really loud banging/thumping kinda noise coming from a closet I never use. Do I go investigate it or not?

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

“Disturbing the peace in my pants” is the best thing I’ve read in a while

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

Hey nerds, what’s up?

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

satanisalana replied to your post:             

   People being dumbass bitches 

Look I'm the only one allowed to be a dumbass bitch here.

[nikkimiserylovescompany]

What the fuck did I log on to here?

[lztybrn]

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

[badaxefamily]

A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.