nikkimp93

[gorgeousgreymatter-x]

I feel bad that future teens won't have the cw everyone needs to get unnaturally obsessed with an Objectively Bad teen soap with mid level production and the worst dialogue you've ever heard (you write 100k worth of fanfic for this and argue about the show on tumblr dot com)

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[modernmusess]

the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup

katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.

haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—

snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[everdeensmellark]

haymitch says himself katniss is like him, but luckier.

katniss realized the berries were nightlock before peeta ate them.

[katnissmellarkkk]

Lucy Gray / Lenore Dove / Katniss

[bakedgoodsforbucky]

Thinking about tbosas from the other perspective is so funny to me because imagine you’re Lucy Gray and the way you make a living is by singing and being a charming, charismatic performer. The people in your district love you, you have a nice family, sure your parents are dead but things aren’t so bad.

Then you get Reaped because your boyfriend cheated on you - so now you have to fight for your life in an arena.

When you get to the Capitol you’re met by a guy around your age who says his job is to take care of you in the arena, so you figure you should probably use some of those charms you live by on him so you have a better chance at survival. So you flirt with him a little, save his life etc. It works! He helps you! Now you’ve won the Hunger Games! You get to go home and see your family! Thank you random Capitol guy for your help, bye bye now.

And then you’re singing on stage, with your family who you literally killed people to see again, thrilled to be alive and this fuckin Capitol guy has followed you home.

Oh and also he’s a peacekeeper now so is legally allowed a gun.

And now he kind of won’t leave you alone - the charm worked too well and he’s obsessed with you. Brilliant. But you’re a survivor. So you let him get closer, just enough to feel safe. And as you get to know him better, maybe you’re thinking, hey this guy isn’t so bad, he’s kind of cute with his buzzcut and he seems to really like you, maybe this could be something. Also it might be useful to have a peacekeeper on side - everything in your district is about survival.

Things are going well, you write a song about him, he cries, your little cousin loves him.

And then he murders someone in front of you and you’re like oh shit he crazy. And THEN you realise that because of the person he murdered, the mayor is now out for your blood and you’re probably gonna die so you have to get out of there ASAP so you say bye to this guy and he INVITES HIMSELF TO YOUR ESCAPE PLAN and you have to be like “oh sure, that’s super news, would absolutely love to have you along with me, I’m so glad you asked.” So now you’re stuck with him again.

And THEN you’re in the middle of escaping and he fuckin tells you he’s murdered an extra person you didn’t know about and when you ask him who, he says his old self and now you’re thinking oh shit he CRAZY crazy. And THEN he finds the gun he used and you realise that if he destroys that evidence then you’re the only loose end and he has a kind of crazy look in his eye so you’re like, okay time to nip this in the bud, I’m outta here gotta go pick some katniss. So you run away from him and THEN he follows you again and fuckin shoots at you so you run FASTER and now you’ve disappeared and no one will ever find out what happened to you which drives him absolutely crazy for 60+ years.

Oh and also they’re going to erase all footage of your Games so no one will remember you and he’s going to become a tyrannical dictator who has personal beef with three different sixteen year olds from your district over the years, all because you hurt his feelings one time.

[sxendrall]

Imagine not being able to comfort your current gf and instead pushing other people to do it because you never actually knew her. Imagine your bf who’s supposedly been your best friend for years can’t even tell that you don’t want to give up your babies, that you want to keep them.

Then you get a 1 minute phone call from someone you only knew for a couple of months, but who actually observed you, understood you, and knew you. He tells you the exact thing you’ve wanted to hear forever that you’ll be a good mother, that your mom would be proud of you, and that there’s no way in hell you’d ever give up those babies because he knows you, and he’s right.

He comforts you, senses your fear, and decides to go back and save the person he literally kicked out minutes earlier and refused to help because that person brought danger to his loved ones all just to soothe you. Because he believes he wants to do the right thing by you, and hearing your voice after all these years is enough to change everything

[inter-state80]

and maybe it’s been ten years, a thousand years, and you’re still that boy in a searing bright room, watching your brothers stagger out together

[theinkbleeds]

Taylor Swift, My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

[drulalovescas]

the more things change, the more they stay the same

[sxendrall]

[darlingshane]

team up already and do crimes and kiss.

[bernthalslut]

if you want to know what’s wrong with me you have to first understand that I saw this with my own two eyes nearly ten years ago

[pollydoodles]

The idea that, whilst Bucky is hunting down the (as yet unnamed) Thunderbolts in Alexei’s limo, his long suffering PA is back in the office, fending off calls, emails, meeting invites and constituents who really, REALLY, need to talk to Congressman Barnes about the frequency of refuse collection in their district.

His PA? I’m glad you fucking asked.

Also she’s definitely coming at the whole thing sideways, I feel it’s got to be something like this:

[jfcidgafayo]

Why is it that the absolute best, 200k-word, life-ruining fanfics only reveal themselves past midnight, when I have responsibilities, alarms, and a fragile adult reputation to maintain the next morning?

Anyway. See y'all when I’m emotionally attached to fictional people and wildly unprepared for the morning.

[sonicallyscrewedurmom]

Anotherrr! I love making these!!