♥|| D.Va Online ||♥

I think it would collapse my heart if I was super famous. I don't have the nerve for it, I'm too anxious. I don't know how you're not obsessed with how people perceive you, because they're real people, you know? You can convince yourself that they don't really know you, and that's true, but how can it not hurt your feelings? ||Bo Burnham

[kdinjenzen]

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

[kdinjenzen]

Self-fulfilling prophecy

[kdinjenzen]

Oh no

[kdinjenzen]

Help

[kdinjenzen]

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

[kdinjenzen]

WHY!?

[kdinjenzen]

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

[kdinjenzen]

Nice.

[kdinjenzen]

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

[kdinjenzen]

Pain.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[kimmycup]

With the power of spite we can get this post to 200k specifically like OP wanted.

[xieliancore]

do it for the best boys

[theentiregdtime]

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

[i-remember-yyou]

[ghostclvb]

y’all please look @ these gen z kids living in 3019

[jarrulusxx]

Doodle ✏️

Disco Girl

[mobpsycho100]

[megamss-deactivated20190604]

The End of Tumblr: You Can (Not) Post NSFW

[casvalkat]

[ulfeid]

Friendly reminder

Tumblr does not give a f*ck if you logout for 24 hrs, nor if you’re gonna leave this social for good. Not. A single. F*ck! Just deal with it.

[aroundu]

[destiny-is-a-gift]

December 16

[aroundu]

female-presenting nipples, for @staff

[traumaticbackstory]

Aight tomorrows the protest! I’m gonna queue up this image every 15 minutes under the tag #catholic tumblr. Blacklist it now if you dont want to see it!

And definitely queue it up on your own blogs please!!! Overload tumblr with these images alone!! It doesnt have to be this image but let tumblr know that were not here for this!

Yes, you can queue posts, by the way. The object of the protest is to lower ad revenue, and in order to do that no one can go on tumblr. That doesnt mean you cant queue posts. So long as you alert your followers that its gonna be tumblr posts and they dont need to check if they get a notification from your post.

Spread the word! Fight the Tumbocalypse!

[yes-i-know-my-phones-cracked]

Me on tumblr tomorrow when everyone else logged out:

[aroundu]

♡

[poundgrape]