Sean O'pry by Jacob Sutton - Numero Homme, FW15
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Sean O'pry by Jacob Sutton - Numero Homme, FW15
“With social graces like these I can see why you do not get out much.”
“But who says I don’t get out?”
“Then you can kiss your birthday gift goodbye.”
“So, my birthday suffers because you’re poor company? Hardly seems fair.”
“Ouch. Talk about a serious blow to my ego.”
“I’d apologize but... Actually no, there’s not world in which I’d apologize.”
❝I missed you too.❞
“Make that my good deed for the at least the next decade.”
“You say ‘too’ as if I enjoy being followed around.”
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“I like to think that talking to you counts as my required good deed for the year.”
I am homesick for a place I am not sure even exists. One where my heart is full. My body loved. And my soul understood.
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❝There is that weird concept of free time and after work hours… look it up.. you want to pay me to spend your birthday with you instead?❞
“Some of us aren’t constricted by work... imagine that.”
“Why would I pay you when I already own you? If you’re so eager to spend the day with me, though, just say so. I hear I’m the most pleasant sort of company to keep.”
❝Hey I could help you beat her record on the score list, how about that?❞
“Do you people get paid to sit around playing games all day?”
angel with a barbed wire halo and marionette strings for wings – how far will you go before you are spun into a bloody fallen, tangled, mess?
I WANT TO BREAK FREE, j.c. (via hallseey)
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“Cute, if you tried a bit harder, I might have pretended to be disconcerted.”
“A threat? Far from it. Fortunately for you, Nik, you’re not on my bad side.”
“Haven’t you heard? I don’t try at all.”
“All bark but no bite. And you wonder why they fired you.”
❝I could let you win at Mario Kart? That at least always thrills your sister..❞
“I thought about accepting. Then you went and mentioned my sister. Consider me unimpressed.”
“Pot meet kettle. By all means then, pull up a seat, cousin.”
“Does this mean I’m your favorite alcoholic? I’m flattered. Now, just to clarify: would that make me the pot or the kettle?”
“I’d rather try and get something that does impress you, not randomly guess at something that you don’t find impressive at all.”
“Something about this conversation feels like deja vu. Could be the fact that I’m talking to another employee looking for an easy way out, but what do I know?”
“Tell me what you want, and I’ll see what I can do.”
“What part of impress me didn’t you understand?”
“I’m busy. Whatever you want, make it fast.”
“What? I’m not allowed to visit my favorite alcoholic without having some kind of evil plan?”