Nikolai Stuff!!!!

I dunno!!

[nikolai-theclown]

ITS ME NIKOLAI!!!

I’m looking for any Fyodors or Sigmas

I’m overly silly!!!! (And dangerous but whatever)

FEEL FREE TO ASK ME STUFF!!!

(Yes this is an rp acc)

[nikolai-theclown]

You’re telling me I come back to getting microwaved?! WHAT THE FLIP GUYS.

[nikolai-theclown]

Get microwaved

WHAT THE FUCK

[nikolai-theclown]

I saw bird :D

then I saw 2 dead birds :(

Oh no :( poor birds!

[nikolai-theclown]

soo i may have done a thing

(i could not find a hatless pic so this is good as i can do :,) )

been badly editing cat ears onto people :>

anywayz hru :3

Meow

I could be better right now but anyways how are you?

[tachiharas-wife]

I didn’t wanna do this 😭 but

emergency commissions!!

My cat is currently sick and I really need to pay for her medicine it’ll be around $230 and I will do anything for her to be better :(

$5 each — doodle page!

Ex:

$8- full drawing!

Ex:

Please share if you can’t help out :( and if you’re interested in donating my cashapp is Ashleyyy2404 😭 I have half of the money for the medicine which is why I’m only asking for $230

I do ask for you to pay beforehand :( and please keep in mind I’m a student so I’ll get the drawings done asap

I also can’t draw animals 😭 ANYTHING HELPS

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[bacony-cakes]

please bother me with questions and statements

[nikolai-theclown]

HIII EVERYONE IM BACK

[nikolai-theclown]

"Hello!! Hello!! My brain has decided today is a day without proper understanding of whatever im doing so I came to talk to you! You seem extremely irresponsible!"

HOW

[sarin-akashiro0]

"Vibes?"

[nikolai-theclown]

NUH UH

[sarin-akashiro0]

"YEAH!!" He grins somewhat maniacally.

[nikolai-theclown]

You better watch who you’re disagreeing with, I will steal your wallet

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I do not have a wallet. Well, I do have one, but the only card you will find in it is the bloodstained joker."

[nikolai-theclown]

What’s up with people and not carrying wallets or cards… IM JUST TRYNA ROB AT LEAST ONE PERSON.

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I don't have any need to carry a wallet, lol?"

[nikolai-theclown]

Then how do you contribute to the economy 😢

[sarin-akashiro0]

".. I steal." *insert gremlin face and cackling*

[nikolai-theclown]

Oh my goodness me too!!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"hehe"

[nikolai-theclown]

Now you’re going to prison YAY!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"How? are there cops here?!" Sarin make a very panicked face before chambering up the wall of the nearest building, shifting into a half bird creature as they went. And then they were gone. [ooc: sorry if that's too detailed lol]

[nikolai-theclown]

WHAT. WAIT BIRIDIE COME BACK!

[ooc: 😭 you’re good dw]

[sarin-akashiro0]

A caw of a crow echoes around and they sweep onto a roof above. "No cops?"

[nikolai-theclown]

No I lied about the cops

[sarin-akashiro0]

"Why?" They spread their wings and spiral down slowly, coming to a stop by clutching a nearby pole with their talons and perching there.

[they kinda have bird legs/feet as of current, it's an affect of the ability lol, that's partly how they are able to climb up side of buildings]

[nikolai-theclown]

“I dunno I thought it was funny” He waved for them to come down

[sarin-akashiro0]

"o-kayy." They jumped off and soared down.

[nikolai-theclown]

“Can.. can.. I touch them..?”

[nikolai-theclown]

"Hello!! Hello!! My brain has decided today is a day without proper understanding of whatever im doing so I came to talk to you! You seem extremely irresponsible!"

HOW

[sarin-akashiro0]

"Vibes?"

[nikolai-theclown]

NUH UH

[sarin-akashiro0]

"YEAH!!" He grins somewhat maniacally.

[nikolai-theclown]

You better watch who you’re disagreeing with, I will steal your wallet

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I do not have a wallet. Well, I do have one, but the only card you will find in it is the bloodstained joker."

[nikolai-theclown]

What’s up with people and not carrying wallets or cards… IM JUST TRYNA ROB AT LEAST ONE PERSON.

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I don't have any need to carry a wallet, lol?"

[nikolai-theclown]

Then how do you contribute to the economy 😢

[sarin-akashiro0]

".. I steal." *insert gremlin face and cackling*

[nikolai-theclown]

Oh my goodness me too!!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"hehe"

[nikolai-theclown]

Now you’re going to prison YAY!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"How? are there cops here?!" Sarin make a very panicked face before chambering up the wall of the nearest building, shifting into a half bird creature as they went. And then they were gone. [ooc: sorry if that's too detailed lol]

[nikolai-theclown]

WHAT. WAIT BIRIDIE COME BACK!

[ooc: 😭 you’re good dw]

[sarin-akashiro0]

A caw of a crow echoes around and they sweep onto a roof above. "No cops?"

[nikolai-theclown]

No I lied about the cops

[sarin-akashiro0]

"Why?" They spread their wings and spiral down slowly, coming to a stop by clutching a nearby pole with their talons and perching there.

[they kinda have bird legs/feet as of current, it's an affect of the ability lol, that's partly how they are able to climb up side of buildings]

[nikolai-theclown]

“I dunno I thought it was funny” He waved for them to come down

[nikolai-theclown]

"Hello!! Hello!! My brain has decided today is a day without proper understanding of whatever im doing so I came to talk to you! You seem extremely irresponsible!"

HOW

[sarin-akashiro0]

"Vibes?"

[nikolai-theclown]

NUH UH

[sarin-akashiro0]

"YEAH!!" He grins somewhat maniacally.

[nikolai-theclown]

You better watch who you’re disagreeing with, I will steal your wallet

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I do not have a wallet. Well, I do have one, but the only card you will find in it is the bloodstained joker."

[nikolai-theclown]

What’s up with people and not carrying wallets or cards… IM JUST TRYNA ROB AT LEAST ONE PERSON.

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I don't have any need to carry a wallet, lol?"

[nikolai-theclown]

Then how do you contribute to the economy 😢

[sarin-akashiro0]

".. I steal." *insert gremlin face and cackling*

[nikolai-theclown]

Oh my goodness me too!!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"hehe"

[nikolai-theclown]

Now you’re going to prison YAY!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"How? are there cops here?!" Sarin make a very panicked face before chambering up the wall of the nearest building, shifting into a half bird creature as they went. And then they were gone. [ooc: sorry if that's too detailed lol]

[nikolai-theclown]

WHAT. WAIT BIRIDIE COME BACK!

[ooc: 😭 you’re good dw]

[sarin-akashiro0]

A caw of a crow echoes around and they sweep onto a roof above. "No cops?"

[nikolai-theclown]

No I lied about the cops

[nikolai-theclown]

"Hello!! Hello!! My brain has decided today is a day without proper understanding of whatever im doing so I came to talk to you! You seem extremely irresponsible!"

HOW

[sarin-akashiro0]

"Vibes?"

[nikolai-theclown]

NUH UH

[sarin-akashiro0]

"YEAH!!" He grins somewhat maniacally.

[nikolai-theclown]

You better watch who you’re disagreeing with, I will steal your wallet

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I do not have a wallet. Well, I do have one, but the only card you will find in it is the bloodstained joker."

[nikolai-theclown]

What’s up with people and not carrying wallets or cards… IM JUST TRYNA ROB AT LEAST ONE PERSON.

[sarin-akashiro0]

"I don't have any need to carry a wallet, lol?"

[nikolai-theclown]

Then how do you contribute to the economy 😢

[sarin-akashiro0]

".. I steal." *insert gremlin face and cackling*

[nikolai-theclown]

Oh my goodness me too!!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"hehe"

[nikolai-theclown]

Now you’re going to prison YAY!

[sarin-akashiro0]

"How? are there cops here?!" Sarin make a very panicked face before chambering up the wall of the nearest building, shifting into a half bird creature as they went. And then they were gone. [ooc: sorry if that's too detailed lol]

[nikolai-theclown]

WHAT. WAIT BIRIDIE COME BACK!

[ooc: 😭 you’re good dw]

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

FYODOR PLEASE SAME IM NORMAL 💔💔💔

- @nikolai-theclown

I'm not going to lie

[nikolai-theclown]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

You're not normal Nikolai

[nikolai-theclown]

I AM NORMAL TRUST

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No, you're not

[nikolai-theclown]

What would I have to do for you to say I’m normal…

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Literally be anyone but you

[nikolai-theclown]

Hmmm okay! I’ll be sigma! *puts on a wig*

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I meant you can't be you, or be you pretending to be someone else.

[nikolai-theclown]

*eye roll* whatever…

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

You being normal would be boring.

[nikolai-theclown]

😍 does this mean you’re in love with me, fyodor?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I- no, it just means I find you entertaining

[nikolai-theclown]

I don’t appreciate this man

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

You'd rather I'd be in love with you 🤨 that's pretty homo

[nikolai-theclown]

I meant… uhmmm… no… 😁

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Ok

[nikolai-theclown]

😇 maybe just a little

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Seek Jesus.

[nikolai-theclown]

NOOO FYODOR PLEAASE.

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No, go seek Jesus.

[nikolai-theclown]

Sigh

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Did you just say the word sigh?

[nikolai-theclown]

No of course not 😊

[nikolai-theclown]

Guys I’m so normal right?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Depends on who you ask I suppose. Personally, I don't think you are.

[nikolai-theclown]

I literally am.. what do you mean 😢 how could you

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I think you're the opposite of normal

[nikolai-theclown]

I’m so normal 😢😢😢 please say I’m normal

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No

[nikolai-theclown]

That’s it… GO PIKACHU

I meant.. WHY NOT

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Have you seen yourself 🤨

[nikolai-theclown]

Ermmm yeah 🙄 I think I’m handsome

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I mean that is true, however that's not the point. You're the face of not being normal.

[nikolai-theclown]

YOU THINK IM HANDSOME?? 😍

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No

[nikolai-theclown]

:( aw man

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Don't sulk

[nikolai-theclown]

Why not?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Because you look foolish when you sulk.

[nikolai-theclown]

Errrmmm not true

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Very true

[nikolai-theclown]

False

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

True.

[nikolai-theclown]

False! Say I’m normal or I’ll make you go bald 😍

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

... I'm normal.

[nikolai-theclown]

… no say Nikolai is normal…

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Nikolai... Is ... Nor.. mal...

*Makes a fake retching sound*

[nikolai-theclown]

Say it but less retching 😇 pleaaaaase

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

... Nikolai... Is. Normal...

[nikolai-theclown]

See that wasn’t so bad!! :)

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[nikolai-theclown]

No you don’t think that

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Hmph. You don't know what I think.

[nikolai-theclown]

I do actually 😁

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

FYODOR PLEASE SAME IM NORMAL 💔💔💔

- @nikolai-theclown

I'm not going to lie

[nikolai-theclown]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

You're not normal Nikolai

[nikolai-theclown]

I AM NORMAL TRUST

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No, you're not

[nikolai-theclown]

What would I have to do for you to say I’m normal…

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Literally be anyone but you

[nikolai-theclown]

Hmmm okay! I’ll be sigma! *puts on a wig*

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I meant you can't be you, or be you pretending to be someone else.

[nikolai-theclown]

*eye roll* whatever…

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

You being normal would be boring.

[nikolai-theclown]

😍 does this mean you’re in love with me, fyodor?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I- no, it just means I find you entertaining

[nikolai-theclown]

I don’t appreciate this man

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

You'd rather I'd be in love with you 🤨 that's pretty homo

[nikolai-theclown]

I meant… uhmmm… no… 😁

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Ok

[nikolai-theclown]

😇 maybe just a little

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Seek Jesus.

[nikolai-theclown]

NOOO FYODOR PLEAASE.

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No, go seek Jesus.

[nikolai-theclown]

Sigh

[nikolai-theclown]

Guys I’m so normal right?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Depends on who you ask I suppose. Personally, I don't think you are.

[nikolai-theclown]

I literally am.. what do you mean 😢 how could you

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I think you're the opposite of normal

[nikolai-theclown]

I’m so normal 😢😢😢 please say I’m normal

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No

[nikolai-theclown]

That’s it… GO PIKACHU

I meant.. WHY NOT

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Have you seen yourself 🤨

[nikolai-theclown]

Ermmm yeah 🙄 I think I’m handsome

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I mean that is true, however that's not the point. You're the face of not being normal.

[nikolai-theclown]

YOU THINK IM HANDSOME?? 😍

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No

[nikolai-theclown]

:( aw man

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Don't sulk

[nikolai-theclown]

Why not?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Because you look foolish when you sulk.

[nikolai-theclown]

Errrmmm not true

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Very true

[nikolai-theclown]

False

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

True.

[nikolai-theclown]

False! Say I’m normal or I’ll make you go bald 😍

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

... I'm normal.

[nikolai-theclown]

… no say Nikolai is normal…

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Nikolai... Is ... Nor.. mal...

*Makes a fake retching sound*

[nikolai-theclown]

Say it but less retching 😇 pleaaaaase

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

... Nikolai... Is. Normal...

[nikolai-theclown]

See that wasn’t so bad!! :)

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I think I'm going to be sick.

[nikolai-theclown]

No you don’t think that

[nikolai-theclown]

Guys I’m so normal right?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Depends on who you ask I suppose. Personally, I don't think you are.

[nikolai-theclown]

I literally am.. what do you mean 😢 how could you

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I think you're the opposite of normal

[nikolai-theclown]

I’m so normal 😢😢😢 please say I’m normal

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No

[nikolai-theclown]

That’s it… GO PIKACHU

I meant.. WHY NOT

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Have you seen yourself 🤨

[nikolai-theclown]

Ermmm yeah 🙄 I think I’m handsome

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

I mean that is true, however that's not the point. You're the face of not being normal.

[nikolai-theclown]

YOU THINK IM HANDSOME?? 😍

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

No

[nikolai-theclown]

:( aw man

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Don't sulk

[nikolai-theclown]

Why not?

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Because you look foolish when you sulk.

[nikolai-theclown]

Errrmmm not true

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Very true

[nikolai-theclown]

False

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

True.

[nikolai-theclown]

False! Say I’m normal or I’ll make you go bald 😍

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

... I'm normal.

[nikolai-theclown]

… no say Nikolai is normal…

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

Nikolai... Is ... Nor.. mal...

*Makes a fake retching sound*

[nikolai-theclown]

Say it but less retching 😇 pleaaaaase

[rat-in-the-glass-labyrinth]

... Nikolai... Is. Normal...

[nikolai-theclown]

See that wasn’t so bad!! :)