Niko Oldman

[nikooldman]

Erm- ☝️🤓

W-what if I post Steve x Garrett oneshot here? B-but not an ordinary oneshot.... A SMUT one?

Is there a limit in old man yaoi? I mean- when will old man yaoi become too old too man and too yaoi to bear? And is Steve x Garret n$fw at the limit???

[nikooldman]

I wrote Steve x Garrett fanfic/ oneshot.

I really fell in love with the movie. It was trash.

Hope you enjoy!

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"WHY IS SHE SO IMPORTANT TO YOU?!"

Garrett shouted angrily, with watery eyes slamming his fists to the tabble.

Steve was startled.

He had never seen Garrett so angry- yet now he was angry with him?

Steve was about to open his mouth- but he realized he didn't know what to say.

He never wanted to upset him. If he had known that befriending Alex would have such an impact on the way Garrett acted- he would have never wanted to meet her.

"She is my friend, Garrett"

Steve sighed- hoping Garrett would calm down. He didn't know what else to do.

"Friend, huh?"

Garrett growled, with a threatening hue in his tone. He crossed his arms and corrected his posture. That way he reclaimed his cool and once again became the biggest and strongest man in the room.

Steve saw right through the pitifull attempt to act all tough. He got annoyed.

"You know- she IS my friend. Maybe even best friend."

Garrett would be lying if he told he wasn't offended- or even heartbroken by that statement. All they have gone trough together- was he replaced?

"Steve-"

He started- almost whispering but Steve interrupted him by cointinuing-

"You see- I like hanging out with her and I will cointinue doing so! Wether you like it or not. Why do you even care so much?"

"BECAUSE I'M SCARED YOU'LL LEAVE ME!"

Garrett snapped. Silence fell on both of them. They just stared eachother- wondering, dare they even breath?

"Please, don't leave like everybody always does... Please, Steve I can't lose you..."

Garretts voice was shaky. He was expecting the worst. He watched Steves expression change from surprise to a sweet smile.

What did it mean?

Steve took a few slow steps closer. He wasn't scared of Garrett.

"Gargar-"

He called out sweetly- looking up at the man in front of him.

"I could never leave you."

He said, as he took Garretts hand on his own.

"B-but you said she is your best friend now. What am I then?... I still am your friend, right?"

Steve understood Garretts worries. He aswell had always been the one who stayed alone in the end. But when he met Garrett- it all changed.

Garrett was his first true friend ever.

Garrett was the one who dragged him back in the real world.

Garrett was the one who now stood before him, waiting for a response.

"Garrett-"

He took a deep breath.

"I can't have you as my friend anymore."

Steve said, smiling. Garretts heart skipped a beat.

W-what?

His thoughts were racing.

"I need you to be way more-"

Steve cointinued softly, grabbing also his other hand, and stepping closer.

Garrett stared at Steve- not sure if he read the room right. The warm feeling of Steves hand on his own made his hear flutter.

"Steve..."

Garretts lips curved in a faint smile.

"I'd love to be way more-"

He confessed- not even realizing he had such courage in him. He leaned down and brought their held hands closer to their chests.

The moment was silent, but filled with emotions set free. As their lips finally touched eachother- the warmth of undenied love filled the athmosphere.

As they broke apart- their eyes met eachother. They both wanted more- as their secret wishes had finally came true.

There finally was only the two of them. Together.

They needed to hold one another and never let go- as now it was sure, that it wasn't just a dream.

They both loved eachother, and finally they were brave enough to take the needed step.

For a second they both tried to come up with things to say- but their eyes told it all. Right before they melted in another kiss- they managed to whisper:

"Gosh I love you Steve. Always have."

"I love you too, Garrett. So so much."

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[nikooldman]

Today i screwed up and said "Robert Dwayne junior"

[nikooldman]

Another Poolverine headcannon: Once they fought over the remote so much Al had to hide it from them so they couldn't watch the TV at all. They were both so pissed the only solution was to make out.

[nikooldman]

Poolverine headcannon: After Wade and Logan have been together for a while, their nicknames for eacother, "bub" and "peanut" accidentaly morph into "blob" and "pen/is"...

[nikooldman]

You guys liked my poolverine text-post so much, so here is my goofy ahh oneshot i wrote today. I hope you will enjoy it.

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It has been few weeks since Deadpool and Wolverine "saved the world".

Logan had decided to stay in this universe, instead of returning to his own. After all, he was the worst Wolverine possible, and in his own world, he was nothing. Here he instead felt like he mattered.

Logan lied on the sofa wathing some corny drama series from the tv. He didn't care for the series at all, but he needed something to discract himself from thinking about Wade again. Damn Wade, and his "noodlehunt" he was currently on. He wanted these speacial noodles, that were hard to find. He traveled bunch of different cities, and had been away for few hours already, and was probably going to be few more. It was cute to Logan. So damn cute he couldn't help but think about his scraped face.

-Wait!

The man in red shouted. Wolverine stopped and turned around to see Deadpool who ran after him.

-Don't go yet.

Deadpool panted. Wolverine wanted to cointinue his journey to the unkown, and forget his new "friend", but something in him made him stop and listen.

-I uhm... I made myself a promise ages ago, that I will always confess my true feelings without hiding them ever again, so...

Deadpool said with a shaky voice looking at Wolverines eyes.

-I like you, and i don't want you to go.

Wolverines heart skipped a beat. He wasn't expecting anything like that from him. He was ready for a "take care" or "see you" or something like that. He tried to open his mouth and say something, but he was speechles. He felt some vulnerability in his heart and his face made Wade realize it too.

-If you want to go, it's okay, but you are always welcome to where ever I am. I admid, I was quite a dick towards you, but actually I just can't hate you. I could never.

A short silence fell between them before the shorter man broke it stepping closer to the another.

-You are right. You are quite a dick... But, so am I.

He admitted while smirking like a fool. He stepped closer once again, and so did Wade.

The distance between them got more narrow, and so their voices got more quiet as they didn't need to shout to eachother anymore.

-I suppose i could stay after all.

Logan avoided his eyes, as Wade tried to hide his wide grin.

-I...

He tried to cointinue, but all the words vanished from his head, as Wade put his arm on his shoulder.

After that, it only took one glance, and suddenly they were as close, as they were when trapped up together in the void. But this time, they were so close because they wanted to.

They leaned closer to eachother. Even thought both of them wanted to say out loud what they were thinking, any words didn't come out from their mouths. They leaned even closer.

Wades face heated up as Logan tied his hands around his waist. While Logan had Wades hands wrapped behind his neck, he leaned once again closer. Wades worries about losing him faded as he heard Logans rough voice say the soft words.

-I like you too.

They melted in a kiss flavoured with fresh love and dried blood and sweat from all the battles they fought in together.

Logan snapped out of his thoughts as he heard the door open. Wade walked in with two large bags in his hands which he tossed on the kitchen table. The bags fell over and tens of noodlebags poured on the table.

-Had to buy them all, so I won't run out in a while.

Wade laughed as he sat on the sofa next to his "friend". Logan smirked. He had learnt to know Wade so well over the past few weeks this didn't surprise him.

-So, how have you been?

Wade asked smiling. Logan didn't answer but instead, he took another sip of his beer. Wades smile faded, and he placed his hand on Logans shoulder.

-Tell me whats wrong. I know something is bothering you. You have gotten more distant day by day!

It was true. Logan had been lost in his thoughts, just like he used to be pushing him away from the others. Logan sighed and just as he was planning to refuse to tell, he glanced at Wades sweet brown puppy-eyes, and couldn't resist but spill his heart out with a heavy sigh.

-I hate to admid it, but I have been thinking about us, Wade. Before I met you, my life had been empty but now I feel like I actually care about living. Heh, I know I can be such a brat sometimes and that I always act grumpy as fuck, but underneath all that... Fuck this sounds cringe, but I do have a heart. A heart that is able to love. And... I think I have fallen in love with you.

After he had said all he needed to, Logan turned his head away from flabergasted Wade. He didn't want to see his expression, as the fear of rejection taunted his mind. The room fell silent and second by second, Logans heartbeat rised soon making the quietness unbearable.

-You love me?

Wade whispered, as he tried to meet Logans eyes again. Logan turned away even more causing Wade to get frustrated.

-Logan please! I need to know!

Wade gasped with a hint of heart ache in his voice, as he grabbed Logans chin to force him to look at his face. Logan let out a defeated sigh.

-I am so fucking much in love with you, Wade Wilson.

Unlike Logan thought would happen, a wide warm grin spreaded on Wades face. He pulled Logan in a tight hug where he wrapped his hands around his neck, just like when they first shared a kiss. And again, they didn't need any more words, but Wade decided to use them anyways.

-I love you too, bastard.

The man, known as Wolverine wrapped his hands around Deadpool and squished him into the warmest hug he had ever been in. After they pulled away from eachother, they made room for something more. They leaned closer to eachother and while their two hearts beated separately, they shared the one same thought.

Their lips touched once again, now without the fear like the first time. Only love.

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Words: 1,069 (coincidence? I think not...)

Thanks for reading ❤️ (Im sorry for my possibly-poor grammar, blame dyslexia)

[nikooldman]

I recently watched the poolverine movie, and I LOVED IT! I have a soft spot for dilf x silly man ships...

Deadpool: So uhmm... What are we?

Wolverine: I dunno, enemies?

Deadpool: Can we be boyfriends?

Wolverine: ...

Deadpool: ...

Wolverine: I, uhmm...

Deadpool: Well?

Wolverine: Shut up, i'm thinking...

Deadpool: ...

Wolverine: ....

Blind Al: I thought you were already dating.

Wolverine: Honestly me too...

Deadpool: SO DID I! So let's be boyfriends!

Wolverine: No ew, thats gay.

(They are boyfriends)

[nikooldman]

Sometimes i hate my brain... cause there is something i just made up...

King Dice:

*looking the Devil up and down*

Devil:

What are you doing Dice?

King Dice:

Trying find a way to cool you-

Devil:

What...

King Dice:

Yeah, you are too hot.

Mr. Wheezy:

I KNEW YOU WERE GAY!

Devil:

So did i.. you aint no special,