#steve x garrett

[kyborgs-whore]

minecraft movie be like "lets sneak gay smut into a childrens movie"

[rigatoniorat47]

Every single year we get new movies and then somehow out of the blue an iconic gay duo just come flying in like it’s their time to shine and tumblr goes crazy for it.

First it was poolverine in Deadpool and Wolverine, then it was broken pickaxe in the Minecraft movie, and now it’s bloodymary. This happens every year and now I’m trying to figure out what couple were getting next

[thefallenangel2008]

I'm watching A Minecraft Movie now that it's on Netflix, and DAMN, no wonder people shipped Steve and Garrett so much, Steve literally said "let my hips guide you, it's the only way!" while riding Garrett and then they 69'd in the same exact scene.😭🙏

[somelonelywordmonger]

Steve and Garrett

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

Fuck my stupid chungus life

I'm just getting into the Minecraft movie and the homosexuals that come with it and THE TREND IS ALREADY GONE

My autism hates me, first obscure early 20th century books, most recently it was a bunch of sci fi and horror content, and now it's the Minecraft movie but MONTHS AFTER THE HYPE DIED

I don't care, I'm drawing fanart, I will make those fully grown men kiss, no one can stop me except God and I'm still alive so GOD WANTS ME TO DRAW THEM KISSING

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

Watching the Minecraft movie for the first time

It's absolutely horrible, I love it

It's so bad it's good

"Let my hips guide you" rephrase, I BEG

Oh god it got worse

I mean i knew they were shipped but JESUS CHRIST

Also I didn't expect Jennifer Coolidge

[dinosaurkitkatz]

Ok I didn’t get the insane hype for the Minecraft movie but i just watched it and oh my god Garret X Steve and all the references what a stupid movie I love it so much

[hannah-heartstrings]

A brokenpickaxe snippet from a Minecraft Movie fic I'm hopefully writing (my brain's been really tired so I haven't got to work on it much).

It goes after the "screw it, I'm coming with" moment.

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            Garrett walked up to Steve with an awkward pat to his shoulder.

            “Oh come here,” he pulled him into a hug.

            Caught off guard, he stumbled into him, shocked at the warmth and safety of Steve’s arms. His chest clenched, a break in the armor he kept around his heart. Letting out a shaky breath, his arms found Steve’s shoulders.

            Suddenly aware that they were being watched, Garrett pulled away.

            Steve beamed at him until he saw the tears in his eyes. “You OK, man?”

            “What?” He quickly wiped at his eyes. “Yeah! I’m just… allergic to cave dust.”