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@nikushimi-no-kyuubi
P U R P O S E
How shamefully predictable. The fox thought itself some sentient creature with rights and feelings. It had one— hate. The culmination of man’s greatest vice, it was a teeming mass of chakra without purpose or course. A whirlwind, or volcano. Dangerous to one without the appropriate training. Lethal when wielded by one with a little less recklessness, and little more vision. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, Kyuubi.” Darting to the side in the blink of an eye (an untrained eye) Madara was away from harm, the hand of a great, terrible deity grabbing a hold of one of the many tails the creature was named for.
A ruse. Susano’o served many uses, but the great guardian would not bend the fox to his will. Snatching at the tail, the Kyuubi’s head whirled for a better look. That was when the illusion began, and where the fox would remain. “What a naughty boy. Sit.”
A bull-charge. The Kyuubi had seen enough of Madara's abilities to risk a bijuudama to ill-effect. If it failed it would only bring more attention, the Shinobi were more than likely to rally against the inhuman monster. Close the distance, avoid the eyes, and tear out his throat. The Sharingan could read his movements however, and the Uchiha's death had done little to slow him down. He was gone faster than the Kyuubi could blink, and at the presence of Susano'o he needed to react. Turning, the mistake was made too late.
"--!?" His voice caught, his legs trembling and bowing to those cursed eyes. Mocking, judging him as if they had any right! Memories returned, of Hashirama, of the Fourth Hokage, cycles repeated time and time again. They had been different though, hadn't they? He'd not thought about it for many years.. but the masked-man and Madara shared only a few similarities.. Regardless, the Uchiha's hold could only last so long this time around. Another presence would soon be upon Iwakiri.
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P U R P O S E
Well wasn’t this a pleasant surprise? Madara had gone to great lengths to previously locate the more volatile of the Bijuu, and now his old pet had come to him. Granted, the creature appeared less than thrilled at his own arrival at Iwakiri, but the Uchiha charm would work it’s magic like always. There was something dastardly alluring about the Sharingan, after all.
"It seems I’ve trained you well," he noted, appraising the fox with vague interest. "I didn’t even have to call heel. Where are my slippers, though?”
Hate. Pure, unfiltered rage and disgust. Blood-lust and revenge. The name Uchiha Madara was enough to incite any and all of these emotions, but to see the cur in the flesh-- living and breathing, and though he had any right to deny death. The living had no use for him, but the dead should not be allowed the choice. Send him back to hell with accursed clan. Snarling, charging forward, he'd rip the bastard's throat out before he would suffer anymore taunts. Mockery and arrogance, the maggots would feast well tonight.
"Uchiha!" This creature was not human, nor would Kurama dignify the mutt with a name. If he was just some tailed-beast, then his prey would be just some tailless-Uchiha. The worst of his clan.
Kyuubi (ninetails) hope you guys like it
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Her phone buzzed again and Temari balled a fist. Sand cow? Hmph. That was a new, and disappointing, one. Sounded like something Kankuro would come up with.
When he was six.
Quit wasting my time.
With that, the Sand p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s slapped her phone back down on the desktop, in flight mode, and returned her attention to the lecture.
You know that phrase- caught between a fan and a set of teeth? That was where Ino was. She was trying not to wilt underneath the malevolent chakra Kurama exuded whilst simultaneously praying that Temari would never think that way about Ino.
Like Ino would think she was a sand cow. Temari had never once used those sharp eyes of hers to look at Itachi and she was just so hot- -
But those were excuses. She was certain Temari was blissfully unaware of how Ino truly felt about her. It wasn’t like they were that close, being kunoichi of different villages.
Ino merely stared at those glinting teeth, the screen flashing with Temari’s final message and shook her head.
"Well, had enough fun? Give me my phone back."
…
What was she doing?! This was the freaking nine tails!
"I mean… that is if… you’re done…"
Finishing off a good, healthy cackle, his attention turned to the girl for the moment. She had been a good sport in this much.
That didn't mean she could be allowed to repair his efforts so quickly. Snapping the phone in two, he dropped the halves in front of her.
"I'm done."
Bzz.
Temari sighed and lay her pen down on her notepad, grateful for any distraction from copying out the mind-numbing lecture she’d been receiving.
But a moment later her teeth grit, so tight the only sound that came through them was a sharp “Keh!” as she sourly flicked the reply button on her phone.
'Hey Pig. Check your damn eyesight.'
How Kurama knew what a teenage kunoichi texted was beyond Ino’s comprehension- but what was fact was that Ino would most likely be whipped like Tenten had been and blown like debris across Iwakiri grounds.
“Noooo!”
Temari may be dating Shikamaru, but it did not mean the kunoichi would show any mercy to Ino. Ino moaned in agony at the reply Temari had given.
This would surely satisfy Kurama enough to hand her phone back.
The kunoichi had underestimated his cruelty. The dare dictated he be allowed one text, and she had complied. Nothing could compel him to stop there, though.
'I can see you well enough, sand cow.'
"This is fun, Yamanaka."
"But you don’t even have fingers to dial?!"
Was what Ino would have liked to remind this giant fox, but what she actually did was obediently hand over her phone to Kurama. What other choice did she have?
Cackling all the while his claws delicately danced along the keys, it took him only a short time to figure out the mechanics. Who to message, who to message...? She was too close to her teammates for him to play a very convincing Yamanaka, but what of the sand bitch?
"Hey.. Temari.." He dictated, typing slowly and carefully. "Maybe.. off.. dango. I saw... in that dress... Yike- no, not yikes.. Aish!"
'Hey Temari. Maybe lay off the dango. I saw you in that dress the other day. Aish!'
"Send."
mynameisnotbambi replied to your post:"Your turn. Truth or dare?"
"Hm. Let the person next to you borrow your phone for 15 minutes to text any one person in your list they want."
"I don’t even know you any more!"
"Hand it over."
[Leaves massive cat litter for him]
Pours it over all the dormitories, so that all are punished for the person's insolence.
"It's a shame teachers can't join the student government."
"I have so many great event ideas. How about.. The Hunger Games."
Kurama, you've been sealed in a lot of women and many have become mothers, what is [it] all like-- does it mean you can feel when giving birth?
"I know of everything happening to the Jinchuuriki at all times. Whether they're awake or asleep, I know what they're thinking and feeling. It would be wrong, however, to assume I shared the sensation."
"I am aware of the sensations. I could probably describe childbirth if I cared to, but I don't. All the disgusting act of reproduction serves to do for me is offer a chance at escape. The last whore to attempt it lost her life, and her partner's. Almost took their child with them."
“Go….Kyūbi!”