Uchiha Madara

[Affiliated with NBRPC]

[otome-guardian-angel]

[eternal-will-of-fire]

Senju Hashirama vs Uchiha Madara 

[one-uchiha-army]

I'm sorry I couldnt be much help Madara-san.

"It is the thought that counts."

[one-uchiha-army]

{{not an event ask}} "it's international fairy day~ You get one free wish from your favourite fairy-godmother~ use it wisely"

"I will accomplish my goals with my own power, Quincy."

"Unless you will adhere to my wish that you protect the members of my clan from your powers."

[one-uchiha-army]

Hm of course! You just have to start out slow. Poor Itachi is like a little turtle. Visit him more and ask simple questions. Like how are you and how was your day.

A…. turtle?

"I’ll have to remember your advice. Thank you again, Kayla."

[one-uchiha-army]

Madonna-san, Madonna-san, have you heard? That pink-haired Quincy with the mohawk would like to have sexual intercourse with you :)

"No one likes a liar, Tokumei-san."

[one-uchiha-army]

He would never be angry with me or anyone really. I know he doesnt trust you thats all. Youre his family afterall you cant hate family.

"Itachi has been most unkind towards me, and I fear I can not change his mind alone."

"You will aid me in this endeavor, wont you?"

[one-uchiha-army]

Ah I will try. But I don't want Itachi angry mad at me.

"Would he anger over such a small act?"

"That doesn’t strike me as something my nephew would do."

[inore-santa-teresa-blog]

"Ain’t ever heard of an accent, dipshit?!" This guy was stepping from a hole into a pit. First he was calling him thick, and now he was suggesting that he could best him in a fight! What bull!

"That what y’think, huh? Well we’ll see ‘bout that, fucktard."

[one-uchiha-army]

Shrugging, he dismissed the newest animal in Iwakiri's zoo by shooing him off with a wave of his hand.

"You've been warned. No one can say I wasn't sympathetic to your disabilities. Run along now, before my mercy and patience wavers."

[inore-santa-teresa-blog]

"Tch."

Nnoitra decided that he probably wasn’t going to be spending much time in his dorm room. 

"Just try, bastard. If y’think I’m thick, then y’ve got somethin’ fucked with yer head!"

[one-uchiha-army]

This one was amusing, and rather defiant. The ignorant ones so often were. "Do try and pronounce your words. Shall I fetch a linguistics teacher?"

"You'll hear this from me only once, so pay close attention; get in my way and you'll wish you hadn't." Death threats weren't Madara' style-- death was so often an escape for the victim of the sharingan.

[inore-santa-teresa-blog]

"The fuck ya tryin’a say, asshole?"

[one-uchiha-army]

"Perhaps I was being too subtle. My apologies."

"I was referring to your intelligence, and how severely lacking it is. As such, I am relieved. It will not be difficult to manipulate and outwit you."

[one-uchiha-army]

"What a relief."

"My roommate is a moron."

[one-uchiha-army]

Shisui? He's sweet. Ino is very kind, She takes care of Itachi. And she's a good friend of mine. I like to tease her alot.

"I found he’s welcoming less sweet and more.. well, have you seen a bull charge a matador?"

"Perhaps you can put a good word in with her for me."

[shintenshin-archive]

"I believe congratulations are in order."

A sunny day, watering the plants in the garden- and suddenly Uchiha Madara, a relic from a shinobi past, is at her doorstep. He looked so out of place here.

"… Excuse me?"

Had they won the war?!

[shintenshin-archive]

The compliment would have flattered her if it had been delivered by anyone other than Madara. 

It sounded insincere. Especially since the man who had taught her how to look after plants was dead because of him.

…

"Otou-San taught me everything I know. The credit is his."

[one-uchiha-army]

Of course, the girl's father had fallen during the war. Part of the force occupying the Joint Shinobi Forces' headquarters. Shinobi were dying everywhere, it would be a shame if they should be spared. This girl was young though, and would likely respond negatively to the assessment.

"I'm sure he would be proud." Of these weeds? Probably. "In time you will be able to pass along his teachings."

[woven-princess]

"Orihime Inoue. You and I have much to discuss."

"—Ah!" 

This man totally caught the healer off guard, she was sort of surprised for him to know her name when she wasn’t enrolled into his class. “Did I do something wrong, Sensei?” 

[one-uchiha-army]

"I believe that remains to be seen." There had been a great many rumour told about this girl. None of which held a shred of evidence to back them up.. but without truly discovering the nature of her powers he couldn't risk discounting them.

Lights; Camera; Action. "A little bird told me you have the most peculiar powers. Do elaborate."

[shintenshin-archive]

"I believe congratulations are in order."

A sunny day, watering the plants in the garden- and suddenly Uchiha Madara, a relic from a shinobi past, is at her doorstep. He looked so out of place here.

"… Excuse me?"

Had they won the war?!

[one-uchiha-army]

The confusion was entertaining enough, so he allowed a chuckle. Hashirama always laughed, and apparently it put the common folk at ease. "Your garden," he explained. "It's very beautiful."

"It's obvious you take great care of it."

[one-uchiha-army]

[quietly gives a slice of cake to.]

Silently sets it to the side as he continues to mark papers, a shadow of a smile.

Progress, no matter how small.