âJust a little while longer.â
âCan you come tuck me in?â
âCome on, Iâll tuck you in.â
âDid you sleep okay last night?â
âCâmon, read me something! Just like old times.â
âCan we stay in tonight?â
âWill you stay with me?â
âGo to sleep, go to sleep.â
âCâmere, itâs alright.â
âYouâre apart of the family.â
âCan I snuggle with you?â
âYour breakfast is getting cold!â
âTickle, tickle, tickle!â
âI got you something!â
âNo, go back to sleep.â
âWhat are you smiling about?â
âHeâs such a downer.â
âHere, Iâll zip you up.â
âDo you want me to read to you?â
âI know a lullaby. Think thatâll help you sleep?â
âYour tie is crooked.â
âI have no idea what youâre talking about.â
âTime for your bath.â
âLemme wash your hair.â
âMind if I move a bit closer?â
âCan I stay the night?â
âDonât you dare go outside without a coat.â
âThey forgot to flush!â
âMom/Dad! Theyâre being mean!â
âThink we can play a board game later?â
âDonât be so mean to them, you understand me?â
âHere. Iâll do it for you. Give me the tie.â
âDonât slam the door!â
âStop playing with your food.â
âYour room looks like a cyclone ran through it.â
âThey sings like a goddamn crow.â
âDonât sass me, young lady/man.â
âI donât like kissing them.â
âI was gone for ten fucking minutes!â
âYouâre crazy, but I like that.â
âHey, watch out for them, okay?â
âI got the last slice of pizza. Iâm gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.â
âWeâre out of milk again!â
âWho wants a hearty breakfast?â
âSheâs/heâs my annoying younger sibling.â
âWe donât need another kid.â