Casting Spell Of Paraflinch ✨✨🔮✨🔮

(wizardposting but pkmn irl. theres two layers of this rping in here)

[nimbasawizard]

SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS OR WHATEVRR

I'M THE FUCKING ROTUMBLR WIZARD NOW!!! Welcome to the bloggggggg I'm Merlin, Bitch.

Slinging spells and causing problems, banned from the wizard council, personally responsible for the potion prohibition.

FIREBALL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

To break character or whatever the fucking hell hi I like wizards so I'm just going to be pretending im a wizard on this blog hell yeah. why talk about my personal life when i can instead lie and say im going to school for necromancy or some shittt.

I'll probably get my shit together with later posts on this blog introducing myself is hard as hellllll but do know i will probably break my wizard character often to talk about my pokemon and shit. Or maybe I'll do it while pretending to be a wizard who fucking knows. Their names are Bingo Boy, Archmage, and Steven and they're a togekiss, a hatterene, and a sigilyph respectively. Bingo Boy is a girl btw girls can be boys if you know you know.

I do live in Nimbasa and i fuck shit up on the battle subway every once in a while (only real strategy is paraflinch go brrr)

Anyways i like wizards, yeah. Call me whatevr the fuck you want. I said im Merlin earlier you can call me Merlin you can also call me that bitch or whatever the fuck it aint my buisness. sorry if this is scattered as HELL i literally do not give a fuck LOL

OOC:

I just thought a really fucking weird guy who wants to wizardpost and pretend to be a wizard on pkmn irl would be funny.

To be clear btw Fuck JK Rowling Fuck Harry Potter. We wizardpost about cool transgender wizards like god intended.

Occasional suggestive humor, humor about drugs/alcohol, and shit like that may pop up. I will tag it, and it won't be anything too detailed or too nsfw but do be wary about it. Expect stuff that you'd see being joked about in a highschool. Merlin is the type of bitch to talk about her new potion called bourbon

Pelipper Mail and Mystery Gift are on but I will only reply to them and accept them if I think it's funny. Magic anons are ironically off.

Merlin is gonna be very secretive about too much of their personal detials outside of what they've already given but as time goes on if you push them enough who knows what they're gonna reveal.

Sorry for how incomprehensible this pinned post is. It is very hard to make this shit comprehensible and Merlin is not the most comprehensible person.

#Magic Guard -> asks #Magic Bounce -> reblogs #Serene Grace -> original posts

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[nimbasawizard]

That is easily solvable, let's give your nephew an even worse influence. Can't think of anything right now but tinkatok is definitely not the worst.

THE CURSED AMULET'S POWER IS TOO MUCH FOR THE BOY! IT WILL TEAR HIM ASUNDER! HE IS BUT A MERE CHILD, BUT 7 YEARS OF AGE!!

he can have the Cursed Amulet at age 8.

[nimbasawizard]

My nephew has learned a horrible spell (Spoon In Microwave.)

He learnt this spell long ago, knows its corrupting effects, the damage it causes, and yet he is drawn in by its sweet song.

He also tried to put an entire klink in the Microwave which is EVEN WORSE

[nimbasawizard]

nephew has been Freed of the Dark Influence (good.)

Nephew learned new Dark Influence, Tinkatok (BAD)

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[nimbasawizard]

if im not Posting its because I Am Casting Spells. And they require a Ritual.

just so you know.

[nimbasawizard]

I want to curse my enemies have you got any curse recommendations

i d9mt Do Curses. That's a witch thing.

Maybe some graveyard dirt will help, though

[snipertf2-archive]

[barely-living-wizard-apprentice]

what about being an old ass wizard makes you answer every question with cryptic nonsense. "Only time will tell whether you surround yourself with allies or enemies" dude I just asked what kind of chips you want

[101kittens]

sigilyph png

[nanaboo-pumpkaboo]

I should battle a wizard

[nimbasawizard]

You'd lose.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nimbasawizard]

hello i am here to talk to you about your orb's extended warranty

I already got Geico orb insurance. Because of the portal ad

[nimbasawizard]

sigilyph dance btw.

if you wven cared

[pokemoncryptids]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[pokemoncryptids]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[pokemoncryptids]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅

[pokemoncryptids]

who up brewing potions and casting spells!? 💪💪💪💪🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅