wizard in training

apprentice | 27 | they/he | 🏜️

[contemptible-scoundrel]

THINK LIKE AN OBELISK

ACT LIKE A TOTEM

WORK LIKE A CAIRN

FUCK LIKE A MONOLITH

[beesmygod]

i feel like the "you only need to supply an email unconnected to any account" report system explains a lot of things that have happened in the past 2 years. insane choice lol.

[3liza]

i gotta be real with you guys im just sort of stunned tumblr has been running an open-front ZenDesk form for tumblr TOS reporting this whole time that doesnt require any kind of validation except a fucking email address. this one fact alone explains every single "why did so and so get banned for no reason" event of the past X years. however it is equally baffling that i didnt notice it before now. i would say it is baffling they implemented it in the first place but like i said, the management of their website is verifiably not well

[bobbole]

Palestinian children were prevented from going to school by razor wire and israeli soldiers — so they sat down and studied right in front of them (via AndreyX)

[crreature]

11 year old Huda, April 26, 2026, via CNN

[victusinveritas]

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[un-father]

If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[junk-thunder]

tumblr user voice: haha hey check out this cool whistle i found, i don't hear any sound coming out of it but i'm gonna keep blowing on it anyways :)

[junk-thunder]

tumblr user voice: ugh i can't believe i have to say this again but dogs dni!!!

[endivinity]

sike it's time for FANCY dogs

[woman-becomer]

would you rather fight two Mordecais and one Rigby or two Rigbys and one Mordecai

ㅤ

2 Mordecais 1 Rigby

1 Rigby 2 Mordecais

Voting ended onJun 2

[woman-becomer]

fucked up the poll awful style I'm sorry

[insecuregodcomplex]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[communist-ant-hill]

Ya'll remember how online games made specifically for children were programmed in a way that made it practically impossible to share your personal info?

When age, gender, location was censured like profanity in the name of protecting kids?

But suddenly the Only Way to keep children safe online is to make sure that they have 0 privacy?

Yeah ok. Sure. For the children.

[evilwizard]

wake up people. big bad wolf breath can’t melt straw beams. the first little pig was an inside job

[chaaistheanswer]

I wanted to draw Edelweiss and Cassian together cos they were roommates back at Knight’s Academy. Funfact! Before meeting Erika, Edel had a crush on Cassian and even confessed, but the guy didn’t get it and only ever saw her as a little sister 🥲 It’s aight tho she got over it and found the gospel of wlw

[chaaistheanswer]

Extra!

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

edit you are all so annoying and wrong everyone shut the fuck up !!!!!!! i literally do not care what year you learned to cook and the way you all view disabled people is fucking gross.