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Nimue’s Bar Chapter Three Transcript (A1:C3)
No matter how hard you try, you cannot remember who lives in the apartment next to yours. You know you have seen her, fumbling with her keys as she leans against the door, “Apartment 712” etched into the wood above her head. Yet you have no memory of her face, nor of her name.
Have you talked to her before? Have you introduced yourself? All at once you realize that you do not know. You're not even sure how long she has lived there. Did she just move in? You should make her a housewarming gift.
An hour later, you cannot recall why you are baking cookies.
You're listening to Nimue's Bar.
It is almost dawn by the time Kaia gets back to her apartment, a fact which she is acutely aware of. Nimue had been late tonight, late enough that Kaia was worried she would be caught outside after sunrise. One of these days, she would have to have a talk with Nimue about that. Kaia climbs the seven flights of stairs, sneaks past the apartment of the creepy guy who always tries to show her pictures of his feet, and slides inside the door to her apartment, locking it behind her. The new deadbolt glints in the light of the bare bulb on the ceiling. For the first time tonight, she allows herself to fully relax.
Kaia both lives in her apartment, and lives for her apartment. Nimue's is, despite Kaia's best efforts, crowded, messy, and confusing. Something is always breaking and there are always problematic customers to sort out. Here, though, everything is under her control. The paintings on her wall, most of which depict dreary cityscapes and forests, are all perfectly parallel to the floor. The dishes glisten spotless on the shelves, and her files are neatly stacked at the corner of her desk.
Kaia makes her way over to her bathroom and takes the pills out of the alphabetically-organized medicine cabinet. These have been hard to come by since she arrived in the Grotto. If she is perfectly honest with herself, she is not even sure that they are doing anything any more. After all, if her body does not respond to rest, why should it respond to hormones? The alternative is giving up hope, though, and that's something she cannot afford to do. She shakes out two white pills and two blue ones and swallows them all at once, wincing at the taste of the white ones.
The lightbulb above her bed flickers, and Kaia squints at it in irritation. Even though she keeps the apartment as neat as possible, she cannot shake the fact that it is the cheapest place her money can buy. Even now, the ceiling creaks as the person who lives above her begins their morning routine. Kaia's bed, desk, and kitchen all occupy this one room, fighting an epic war with one another for space. She forces herself to ignore the flickering lightbulb and sits down by the window in front of her makeshift easel, which is really just a board propped up on her dresser.
Filling her daytime hours has been a struggle for as long as she has been a shade. Being unable to sleep and unable to go outside during the day leaves her twelve hours in which she cannot leave the house. Nimue initially offered to have her man the bar at all times, but Kaia likes to think she respects herself a little bit more than that. For the first month, she had simply binged TV series for the twelve hours that she spent in her apartment. The next month had been learning to sing, which she eventually stopped because she was fairly sure her voice sounded like a cat that had been half run-over by a car. From there, she had moved on to learning chess, to dance, and even, very briefly, to juggling. For the past month she has spent her days painting.
Most of her work is stacked in her closet. The ones on her wall are the odd ones out; the bulk of her work just depicts things in her room: The knife she uses to cut meat. Her desk. Her bed, with the impression of her body still on the surface of the covers.
Kaia glances longingly at the window. Beyond that is something real to paint. The Grotto and the city beyond it. Biting her lip, she brushes the smooth beige blinds with her hand. Just for a few minutes. She raises her blinds the tiniest amount, filling the room with the clicking of plastic. Nimue and Dirk had spent months trying to convince her to cover up the window for her own safety, or at least invest in a pair of decent curtains to block the sun's rays, but Kaia has had none of it. A normal human wouldn't do that, so neither will she.
Through the crack between blinds and window, the city is spread out before her, looking oddly flat in the light of pre-dawn. She smiles, grabs her brush, and begins to paint. Dark blue for the buildings, and white for the bold streets, already running thick with gray cars.
The work absorbs her so completely that she forgets about the sun, until it finally peeks up over the mass of Eclipse Tower, on the eastern edge of the Grotto. She doesn't notice until a single sunbeam lances directly through the crack in her window, landing on the hand she is holding the paintbrush with. She freezes, and for a moment she can feel the sun's warmth, and her heart leaps. Is it finally over? Can she go outside again?
A tongue of waxy, bright yellow flame erupts from her skin, the flesh beneath it bubbling. Kaia shrieks and drops the paintbrush, tumbling from her chair. Her art and paints crash onto the floor in a splatter of vivid color. She staggers to the sink and shoves her hand under the tap, yelling in pain when the water impacts her thumb.
When she finally removes her hand from the water, the skin is completely blackened and fused. It looks inhuman, and artificial. The entire apartment smells like rotting meat, and a mere six feet away, the bolt of sunlight continues to lazily flow through the window. Cradling her hand, Kaia inches across the room, avoiding any contact with the deadly beam. She reaches out and delicately lowers the blinds.
Kaia quietly surveys the mess, the memory of her heart still pounding against her ribs. Half of her panic is from what just happened, and half is from the splashes of paint scattered across her floor and bed. She glances at the photo that previously sat on her desk, and now occupies the floor. Two high schoolers stand in the picture, one in a tuxedo and the other in a dark blue dress, holding a corsage. The one in the tuxedo is smiling and in sharp focus, but the one in the dress's face is an unrecognizable blur. A few drops of blue paint have scattered across the photograph, perfectly matching the color of her dress.
Kaia takes the picture and brushes it off as gently as she can with a paper towel, before positioning it so it is flush with the corner of her desk. Slowly and mechanically, she gets out a sponge and begins to clean up the mess. It's just another day, she tells herself. Just another day.
Nimue’s Bar Chapter Two Transcript (A1: C2)
You stand in front of an old brick building that has been squashed between a pawnshop and a gardening store. You think it could charitably be called a bar of some sort. Despite its appearance, the place seems to be doing good business, and through the open windows you can hear lively chatter and yelling.
You push open the door, and your nose is immediately filled with the smell of cinnamon. The place is lit by a combination of bare bulbs, ornate lamps, and Christmas lights all hanging at different heights, as if whoever decorated simply grabbed whatever light sources they could find and haphazardly wired them together with no regard for electrical safety.
Across the room, the bartender glares at you, before going back to wiping down the bar. You could swear you have seen her somewhere before.
You're listening to Nimue's Bar.
Kaia notices the newcomer immediately. Over the six years she's worked here, she's gotten good at picking out the different types of people who come inside. There are the shifters, most of whom come in angry and looking to blow off some steam, but inevitably leave disappointed. There are the Bleeders, who usually just want to be left in peace, and will congregate in small groups to hold whispered discussions in the corners of the room. Then there is everyone else, a diverse group from all walks of life, from the tough-looking woman in the smilie-face beanie to the man with no skin. Some of them talk to her, while others just want to be left alone. The one constant is that everyone walks in with a certain amount of confidence. Practically no one comes to Nimue's unless they want to be there, and absolutely no one walks in on accident.
This man, Kaia thinks, just might break that trend.
He is dressed in slacks and a polo shirt, and his shoes are shiny and black. His hair is tucked behind his ears in a neat combover, and his face is free of any acne or blemishes. Kaia finds herself brushing back her hair without really thinking about it. The first thing the man does when he walks in is to take a long look around. His eyes linger on the walls, which are jet black, and spray-painted with neon eyes of all shapes and sizes. He also spends a few seconds staring openly at the piano in the corner, with its ornate clawed feet and missing lid.
He looks nervous. Very nervous.
“Hello there!” Kaia calls. “Can I help you with anything?”
The man notices her and hurries over to the bar. Kaia sniffs; she can smell his aftershave from several feet away. It's not subtle, but not entirely unpleasant. “Hi, yes, I'm sorry, but I was heading to my friend's apartment, and I think I took a wrong turn somewhere, and I don't recognize anything, and I—“
Kaia holds up her hands and shushes him. “Slow down there. Take a seat.” She reaches over and smacks the old tomcat on the end of the bar. “Dirk, wake up! This guy's lost, go and grab a map for him.” The cat gives her a morose look before hopping off the bar and trotting through the back door. “Sorry about that,” Kaia says, shrugging helplessly and giving the man her most winning smile. “What an asshole, am I right?”
The man looks utterly bewildered. “The cat?”
“Ooh, don't let him hear you call him that,” Kaia says. “Can I get you something while we're waiting?”
The man opens his mouth as if to protest, but after a moment he nods. “Sure. Anything.”
Kaia takes her time mixing the drink. Even though she wants to ask him what he's doing here, she knows she has to hold her tongue. A minute later, her patience is rewarded.
“I'm sorry,” the man says, putting his head in his hands. “I've just been wandering around for hours. I've lived in this city my whole life, but I don't recognize anything around here.”
“Is that right,” Kaia says softly, passing him the drink. She examines him closely as he sips it. He's a little too normal looking to be a shifter, and not pompous enough to be a mage. Could he be a some sort of spirit? She supposes it's possible. “What's your name?”
“Chris,” he says miserably. “It's Chris. Will your, uh, friend be back with the map soon?”
She ignores his question. “Chris, I want you to take a good long look around this bar and tell me what you see. Don't make eye contact with anyone, just look.”
Chris surreptitiously stares around the bar, tapping his foot against the ground in an irregular rhythm that makes Kaia grit her teeth in irritation. After several sweeps, he leans toward her, eyes wide. “That man over there. He has horns. They're huge!”
Kaia nods. “Yeah, that's Ernie. He never shuts up about them.”
“And those people, they have fangs!”
“Keep your voice down,” Kaia hisses. “And those are Bleeders. Don't mess with them. No, stop that, don't look at them either. Just pretend they aren't there, it's what I usually do.”
“That woman's eyes are yellow, and she has scales on her neck!”
“Yes, she's quite nice. Just had her first kid a month ago. I haven't seen it yet but personally, I hope it looks more like her than her husband.”
Chris has a panicky look on his face. “Would you mind telling me exactly what's going on here?”
Kaia pinches the bridge of her nose. She is probably the worst person to be giving this explanation. Nimue would be so much better at this, and Dirk would be even better. Those two have lived here their entire lives, while she has only been here a matter of years. “Listen. You're in the Grotto.”
“The what?”
“The Grotto. It's the part of the city where those who are... extranormal tend to congregate. Vampires. Werewolves. Spirits. You name it, it probably lives here somewhere. The combined presence of so many supernatural beings makes the area impervious to regular people, normally. You must have wandered in here by mistake, although I can't imagine how.”
Chris looks as if he is going to faint. “That's completely impossible. I have to be dreaming.”
Kaia shrugs and starts polishing the counter, more for something to do than because it is at all dirty. “It's not my business if you believe it or not. As soon as Dirk gets back with a map, walk on out of here and pretend it was all your imagination.”
“No, you don't understand!” Kaia looks up sharply, and is alarmed to see excitement in Chris's eyes. This is not how this conversation was supposed to go. “This is incredible! I can't believe this is really happening!” He gets halfway off of his stool, as if to go strike up a conversation with one of the patrons, and Kaia reaches over the bar and yanks him back down into his seat by the collar of his shirt.
“Listen,” she hisses in his ear. “There's a reason this part of town is called the Grotto. This is not a nice place. At least not any more. Frankly, you're lucky you walked in here and not someplace else. Nimue and I do our best to keep her clientele safe.” Kaia releases his shirt, watching him carefully for any signs of movement. Damn, she wished Dirk would hurry up with that map.
“You seem normal enough,” Chris says carefully. Kaia has to fight back the urge to slap him for saying that, but the same time, she is conscious to what she must look like to him. Black hair, dark eye shadow, a half-dozen piercings in her eyebrow and ears, black clothing. A little odd, maybe, but probably the most human-looking person here. It's a painful reminder of what she actually is.
“Looks can be deceiving,” she says flatly. Behind Chris, the door creaks open, and Nimue enters to a chorus of cheers. Kaia sighs with relief, and grabs her jacket. Nimue walks up to the bar and leans next to Chris, arching an eyebrow at Kaia.
“Who's this, K, your boyfriend?” Nimue says, and Kaia punches her in the shoulder as they trade places.
“As if. He's a mortal who wandered here by mistake. Dirk's grabbing him a map.” A few of the patrons nod at her as she makes her way out of the bar, but most just pointedly ignore her, the same as usual. She walks outside and stuffs her hands in her pockets, hunching her shoulders against the chill night air and replaying what Chris said in her head. She seems normal. Of course she does, to him.
“Excuse me? Ma'am?”
It takes Kaia a few moments to realize that she is the one being referred to. “What?” she spits, whirling around.
Chris takes a few steps back in surprise. He has a small piece of paper clutched in his hands; Dirk must have finally found him a map. Kaia waits for him to say something. “I just wanted to thank you, for helping me out. I don't even know your name, or what you are.”
Kaia considers him for a moment, his goofy polo shirt blowing in the wind and hair slightly disheveled. She wonders if he notices that despite the orange of the street lights all around them, she casts no shadow. If any extranormal had asked her what she was, she would have turned on her heel and left, but he didn't know any better, did he? It's not as if she should expect him to be aware of the etiquette here. She could refuse to tell him, but what would the point be? He would forget her face in an hour, and her name in two, just like everyone else. “First of all, I'm a shade. Second, people call me K.”
“K,” Chris says, smiling slightly. “I'll remember that.”
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A Portrait of Flame (A1:C3)
In this episode, Kaia recovers from work and remembers why Shades have to stay in the shade.
Arc One: Discordant Dirge
Chapter Three: A Portrait of Flame
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K (A1:C2)
You visit a bar of questionable safety, and Kaia makes a new friend. Sort of. Probably not, actually.
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Feels Good: Starting out with a buffer of 46,000 words written for your web series and a good idea of where it goes after that.
Feels Bad: Accidentally uploading episode one, leaving you with a buffer of zero episodes recorded and no time to refine your voice or get comfortable with your microphone.
Feels Even Worse: It’s also Nanowrimo, and you were on decent pace before this.
Feels Awful: You just signed up to read a personal monologue in front of potentially hundreds of people. Next week.
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Kaia “K” Sommers
Kaia Sommers (she/her), better known as K, is the bartender and reluctant protagonist of Nimue’s Bar. She spends most of her time pretending to dislike everyone around her, something which she is not terribly good at.
Kaia died several years ago, but instead of passing on, she turned into a shade. Initially, this seemed like it might be a good thing. She discovered that she had incredible endurance, no longer needed to sleep, and was practically immortal. Most importantly, she wasn’t dead.
She soon discovered, however, that her prolonged mortality came at a terrible price. As a shade, only one in every few thousand people is capable of forming long term memories of her. Everyone else forgets her name and her face as soon as they leave her presence. Thus far, the only people she has met that can remember her are her two coworkers.
Despite her bitterness about her existence, she never stops searching for a way to become mortal again, or failing that a way to make people remember who she is. Even though she tries to act tough and abrasive, she has trouble concealing the fact that she deeply cares about everyone around her.
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Nimue’s Bar Chapter One Transcript (A1:C1)
Chapter One: The Entirely Forgettable Girl
In the lobby of a rundown apartment complex, a man hands you your room key. The key is crooked and rusty, and is attached to a battered tag reading number 714. As you take it, you catch a whiff of freshly turned earth, and notice that the landlord's hands are covered in dirt.
In the middle of a twisting street, a bespectacled woman stares proudly at a small brick building, paintbrush in her hand. A crude sign by the door drips with orange paint. The woman turns, and the moonlight sparkles in her blue eyes, neither of which have pupils.
In a refuse-filled alley, a hulking, bearded young man vaults over a trashcan as gunshots rip through the air behind him. He ducks behind a dumpster, and a moment later a large gray tomcat slinks away from the scene, blending in with the shadows on the wall.
In an empty parking lot, a sobbing young woman dials number after number on her phone, searching for someone who remembers who she is. Her blue dress is soaked with blood, but she does not seem to notice. Even though she is bathed in moonlight, she casts no shadow on the asphalt around her.
Above all of these moments echoes a forceful, hypnotic aria, drawing you deeper into the heart of the city.
You're listening to Nimue's Bar.
There are many words that could be used to describe the outside of the bar located at the end of Eversion Row, but principal among them would be ugly. It is built out of chipped gray bricks, which are only barely visible beneath a several inch thick layer of graffiti. The graffiti itself has long since overtaken any sort of signage, leaving most patrons unsure as to what the name of the bar actually is. The roof looks as if it could fall in at any second, and noticeably sags in the center. Perhaps most striking is the door, which is made of beautiful polished wood and has an enormous knocker in the shape of a spider built into the front of it. Rather than improving the state of the building, the door looks out of place, as if it was stolen from somewhere much nicer and hastily screwed into the hinges of the bar's open frame. The broken screen door shoved in a nearby garbage bin does little to change this impression.
And yet, the windows of the bar are lit. People pass in and out of it near constantly, and raucous yelling can be heard from inside. Normally, it is difficult to pick out an individual conversation from the multitude. Tonight, however, one is clearly audible above the rest.
“All I'm saying is that the new laws are designed to harm those of us who go hybrid!”
“I know, but there's nothing we can do about it! The Circle isn't exactly known for being merciful.”
From her position behind the bar, Kaia begins cleaning the glass she's been polishing a little bit faster. She tries to block out the conversation of the two shifters, and focuses instead on the sharp antiseptic smell of the rag in her hand. Keeping the bar clean has become something of an obsession for her during these past few years. The lacquered wood surface of the bar is so smooth and dark that it seems to absorb the light that hits it. The bottles behind her are ordered from smallest to largest, and organized within sizes by color, within color by shape, and within shape by brand. At least, assuming Nimue had put things back in their correct places for once. At the moment, the only thing visibly out of order is the enormous gray tomcat curled up on the end of the bar, shedding steadily.
The scuffing of chairs and sound of yelling brings Kaia back to the moment. The two men arguing about shifter rights have gotten up from their table and are circling each other, fists raised. She glances at her watch and sighs. Just another ten minutes and Nimue would have had to deal with this, not her. With exaggerated slowness, she sets the glass she has been polishing down on the bar, loud enough that it makes an audible clink. Most of the patrons do not notice, but the regulars begin edging away from the fight and looking down, as if all of them have suddenly found very interesting things in their drinks. Kaia clears her throat as loudly as she can, but the two brawlers do not acknowledge her, instead continuing to shout threats at one another. Her throat tightens, and she takes a few quick breaths. She can do this.
“Gentlemen,” she says, as loudly as possible, doing her best to sound intimidating. Given the timbre of her voice, this is easier said than done. “There's no fighting in this establishment. Take it outside.” The entire bar looks up at her, save for the pair of angry men. They're barely three feet away, so she knows they can hear her. One of them slams his hand against a table, and Kaia notes that his fingernails have morphed into serrated yellow claws. Kaia looks imploringly at the gray tomcat, but naturally he is still fast sleep. This one is hers to handle. She makes a big show of rolling up her sleeves, and one the regulars actually dives for cover. She's not quite sure how to feel about that, but at least they're out of the way. “I warned you,” she says, raising an arm.
The first man isn't even looking at her when she grabs him by the hair and yanks him toward her. His head hits the bar with a sickening thud, leaving a sizable dent in the wood, and he crumples to the floor. The second manages to turn around, and Kaia hits him in the face as hard as she can. He goes down as well.
The bar is very quiet. All of the regulars go back to their business as if nothing has happened, but many of the other patrons stare openly at her, or begin eyeing the door. Kaia pretends not to notice, and goes back to polishing the glass she was working on. She knows that almost everything she just did was nothing more than theatrics; most shifters are strong enough to shrug off a shotgun blast, provided the shot isn't laced with silver, of course. The two here just happened to have had a lot to drink. She privately hopes her customers do not realize this; she has been trying hard lately to build up a reputation.
To her left, the tomcat's eyelids flick open and it jumps off the bar, transforming mid-leap into a hulking man. He is nearly seven feet tall and sports an enormous gray beard that obscures most of his face. He seems human enough, but his eyes are still the same bright yellow of the tomcat's. “Sorry, K,” he rumbles, scooping up the two brawlers in his massive arms. “Must have fallen asleep. Looks like you took care of things though.” “Just throw them out, Dirk,” she mutters, flipping him off and examining the dent in the bar. That would be coming out of her paycheck. More important to Kaia is that it looks awful, and utterly ruins the symmetry of the surface. She flashes a glare at Dirk. “You're the bouncer here, why don't you actually do your job next time? You know how much I hate doing that.”
Dirk takes her previous request entirely literally, kicking open the door and bodily flinging both of the men out into the night. “Maybe I should be the bartender, and you should be the bouncer,” he rumbles. “We've been doing this for years; maybe it's time to switch off. Everyone's seen a shifter before, we're not that scary. You, on the other hand...”
Kaia can feel herself redden. “Shut up, Dirk.”
Before Dirk can retort, the door to the bar opens, and a young woman saunters inside. She has thick glasses, and her hair is done up in a tidy bun. Neither of her eyes have pupils, but instead hold deep blue irises, the same color as deep water. “Hello, everyone!” A clamor goes up from the crowd, and several of them wave to her. She greets them all individually, enquiring about their jobs, relationships and families, before approaching the counter. “Hello, K, how's my favorite bartender? Have a good night?”
“Yeah, Nimue, it was just peachy,” Kaia says, allowing Nimue to take her place. “I'm going to bed.”
Nimue puts on an affected pout. “Leaving so soon? Come on, stay and have a drink with me!”
Kaia listens to the room for a moment, taking in the voices around her.
“Who was she?”
“Never seen her before, maybe Nimue just hired her. Not much of a looker, is she?”
“I wouldn't want to cross her.”
“Wait, cross who?”
It's nothing that Kaia hasn't heard a hundred times before, but it gets to her tonight. She glances over at the portrait of employees of the month. Nimue insisted on taking a picture of her best workers and hanging it on the wall to “improve morale,” despite the fact that Kaia and Dirk are the only employees. Kaia remembers being excited when she saw the photograph for the first time; Dirk smiling sheepishly with his arm slung around her, and her glaring at the camera in irritation. She thought that it captured both of their personalities perfectly.
Now, several weeks after being taken, Dirk is unchanged in the picture, but Kaia's profile has devolved into an unrecognizable blur, as if water was dripped on a very specific portion of the photograph. It happens in every photo she appears in, and just like her lack of a shadow it serves as a grim reminder of what she is.
Kaia shoves open the door, and does her best to ignore the open stares of some of their customers. “Sorry. I've got better things to do.”
The Entirely Forgettable Girl (A1:C1)
In the first episode of the first arc of Nimue's Bar, you arrive in a strange city, and Kaia deals with a frustrating pair of customers.
Arc One: Discordant Dirge
Chapter One: The Entirely Forgettable Girl
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Introduction
Nimue’s Bar is a chaptered narrative told in the form of a podcast. It is set in the Grotto, a hidden stretch of cityscape populated entirely by non-humans and people with magical abilities.
The story centers on the workers at the titular establishment, and how they deal with daily life in a city where "normal" is a novel concept.
If everything goes as planned, the first episode should be released before Halloween. Episodes will be released in a weekly format thereafter.