Playing fetch with an emu.
@displacedqueen @analnope
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if i look back, i am lost
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@nin2002
Playing fetch with an emu.
@displacedqueen @analnope
people that read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell
if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
shout out to people who write answers in the text books
i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly
i’ll wear bootcut jeans when i’m in my GODDAMNED GRAVE
Just imagine though all the letters that must have been sent home about the shit Hermione did at school or updates the school sends to muggle parents so they’re kept in the know. And she’s never been in trouble before so her parents think this is just regular wizarding school hijinks because it obviously never has context for them and Hermione just rolls with it
“She saved the philosophers stone.” “Oh good for her! She must have gotten there before everyone else in class”
“People must get petrified all the time. It says not to worry though so it can’t be a serious illness”
“It says they’re obliged to inform us that ‘dementors’ will be at the school all year.” “That sounds exciting, I wonder what subject they’ll be teaching?”
“She’s been selected to participate in the second triwizard tournament task.” “Yes we had a letter about the tournament, she must really be getting stuck in with it and making all sorts of foreign connections.”
“Says she was part of a secret defence club?” “Oh I’m so glad she’s finally getting involved in the clubs, it’ll be good for her, you know she studies too much”
“I wonder why we didn’t get any updates from the school this year? They always seem to have something going on.”
“I’ve been thinking you know, about moving to Australia. We did always want to.” “I don’t know what’s been stopping us all these years to be honest. Let’s do it.”
You lured me in and then stabbed me in the back
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
Things we lost in the fire: Anakin Skywalker
Hiccup’s foot
Zuko’s left eye
Fucking Tadashi
Ciel’s Parents
Mr and Mrs Baudelaire
Everything except for old Snowball here
ABOUT TIME
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners
and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?
that vagina-owner feel
this is the greatest blooper
*enters my own password* i’m in
THIS IS NOT A DRILL